🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Dip Shitty Knights]

I think my least favorite part of every fishtank season is spergs doing borderline- schizophrenic "transvestigations" of literally every female on the show.

Every day in the fishtank is penis inspection day.
Check the contract.

 

[sum ting wong]

Hoping the new freeloader today is Emma's boyfriend, just keep this shit coming honestly. Last night was amazing.

And the next day we can get Landon's mom in the tank to work out whatever weird issues he has that make him want to fuck women that remind him of his mom.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

And the next day we can get Landon's mom in the tank to work out whatever weird issues he has that make him want to fuck women that remind him of his mom.

And then for Bashir they can bring in a goat.

 

[CH4TT3R]

MY TOP 5 PREDICTION!!!!

5. Emma Midge Emma
4. Bashir
3. JDrake
2. Landon
1. twins

for the next elimination only Emma and JDrake aren't immune, and JDrake will 100% win against Emma, so she's certainly the next one to go. Bashir is disliked by the prod, however JDrake can be eliminated before him since the muzzie leads the Tard Reich. JDrake has the will to fight but he's not autistic, unlike Landon and the twins.

Twins will win for sure. You can't even mess with them, or people are just gonna hate you. It will be interesting to see what happens in the end. Whoever is left is going to get a lot of hate for competing with the twins espically if they are gonna be manipulative.

 

[Rango Dango]

from PPV NEVER PAYS to PPV NEVER PLAYS lmao

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Twins will win for sure. You can't even mess with them, or people are just gonna hate you. It will be interesting to see what happens in the end. Whoever is left is going to get a lot of hate for competing with the twins espically if they are gonna be manipulative.

The Josie Effect is unstoppable.

 

[Orcristsnare]

Twins will win for sure. You can't even mess with them, or people are just gonna hate you. It will be interesting to see what happens in the end. Whoever is left is going to get a lot of hate for competing with the twins espically if they are gonna be manipulative.

This is part of why I think Fishtank is "solved", the most innocent autistic person will always win. Its just Josie again.

 

[mingo mongo]

This is part of why I think Fishtank is "solved", the most innocent autistic person will always win. It’s just Josie again.

I personally wouldn’t describe Burt as “innocent” but that’s just me

 

[Orcristsnare]

To be fair, season 3 didnt really have that type of person on, which i think was a strength.

I personally wouldn’t describe Burt as “innocent” but that’s just me

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

Hey, we learnt that Ash was normal, a nerd, and had low standards. She should leave him.

Well, she’s dated JD, an impossibly massive faggot who most people probably couldn’t tolerate for 5 minutes, for 5 years. And you’re calling her “normal” based on her having a 2 hour freakout via jeetbot. And she works at a car dealership in Ohio. I don’t doubt that she’s relatively more tolerable than impossibly massive faggot JD, but there’s no conceivable scenario where she doesn’t absolutely fucking suck in her own right

 

[CH4TT3R]

This is part of why I think Fishtank is "solved", the most innocent autistic person will always win. Its just Josie again.

Yeah, the only time that hasn't happened is when Burt won, but there was no wholesome autist that season. So we got the goofy schizo autistic sex pest instead.

I think it's a mix of the wholesomeness and the fact that no one wants to fuck with them. Even the hassle didn't go that far with Josie, think ht just tried to take the bags off her feet cause she kept covering them up for the camera. It's pretty much unfair, even if they are likeable. do fucking love the twins, though. Hope they win. Or I hope Landon wins; they need it the most. Also, it will be interesting because we have two(three) wholesome autists this time, so it will be interesting to see what happens in the end.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Blane (almost) introduces himself to Antara

Spoiler: Twin status

Antara: "Where is Bingo?"
Bongo: "Oh JD left"

Antara went into the market to say hi to Bingo. Blane finally gets to say hi

Blane got to the house on his birthday.

"Hello James, how are you?"
"I'm doing good"
"That is good are you in a good mood right now?"
"Pretty good mood. Pretty hungry, I'm-"
"That's cool"

Antara's job today is Bongo Keeper.


Antara checking in on Bingo
"I am being with youuuuuuu ahhhh for your comfort, and my comfort"
"Have you had your breakfast today?"
"I've been eating really well and I'm feeling better and my sickness is going away"
"The dragon...You have the role of dragon now?"
"We're dragon masters now"
"That is funny and good"

Bongo has a comic about personified dark triad and light triad traits. She has some paper/booklet she used to explain it.
"These guys are like the devil and angel of the classroom and they're always trying to get the students
"All the other classmates are also based on personality disorders, depression, OCD, borderline personality disorder"
"It's almost like fishtanky, like I think about it a lot of it here. Like paranoid is the biggest one."

to Bingo:
"Just think of everything as not as yourself, but as a character. When I'm plotting I'm not being machiavellian myself, I'm just working with my machiavellian character"

Twins want to use the money to launch an art career and save up to buy a house in northern Arizona

An Indian thunderstorm conveniently took down Antara's internet in the market, so twins are still together.

"So who is James's friend? So whatta, Her name is Carra, right? C A R E"
"Yeah, Carolinnfnfn, Carra for short"

"Thank you for information, because I need to write down on the sheet, that's why"
"Yeah, Laura's name is spelled L A R A"
"Yeah, I have already done it, thank you."
"That's why I'm getting the wifi issues, it's retarded yeah?"

Bongo showed Antara that room in the arena that's of camera
"It's like a bathroom closet. It's kinda weird, it's got a bathtub full of keys in there"(?)

Antara singing: "Let's go to the jungle rooooooom"
"Yeah but don't go in there"

Antara is worried about Emma being in a bad mood, and wants to keep Bingo company

"DOWNIES DOWNIES DOWNIES DOWNIES DOWNIES DOWNIES"
"Downies yes"

Lara: "Oh you're Antara aren't you?"
"You're..-oh how do you know my name????"

James made a Sonic comic as a kid and his cousin drew all over it. Bongo is still in the conceptual phase of her "magnum opus". Bingo considers her previous comics to be practice stuff and not official. James asks if Bongo would put her stuff up for free, Bongo hasn't decided if she wants to make a comic or use AI to make an animation using Grok. Bingo mentions she wants to make video games. If she won she'd hire a team to make an animation, she's had people ask to voice act characters even before fishtank.

Bingo ALWAYS wears a hat, but forgot to bring any hats to the tank.

Bingo is pacing the market and reading a pickup-artist book out loud. Bingo's never had any crushes. Jhonen Vasquez's Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comic and Lenore by Roman Dirge were bingo's main inspiration to start making comics. Bingo rarely leaves the house and goes to community college two days a week. "Don't get veneers guys, that shit's fucked up...unless you're old."

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

Allah's top guy dropping some finno-ugryan hyperborean lore, demonette of slaanesh considering a 107 ways to devour his soul with a massive bitch face

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

JD was an interesting character in a certain way, I'm sad to see him go. I don't like anything about him, and it was funny that none of the other fish cared about him going either. He was so unlikeable from his audition video and first moments on the show that I thought he was a great actor doing a character, but he really is that faggy. It was really fun to see him pressed so hard 24/7. I don't understand why people are saying he ruined his life though. I really doubt he'll lose his job over anything he did on the show, he was very mild and inoffensive, and I doubt he'll lose his gf although she was actually upset.

His real problem was just his total lack of self awareness. If you're going on the show you need to know all your internet history will get exposed somehow. I'm surprised it took two weeks for the JD files to drop. He talked way too much about his gf and gave up way too much info about his online activities, and his job. His job is especially egregious because he bragged many times about how it's a fake job where he makes tons of money and he uses AI to put people out of work. Then his completely cucked nature, always pretending like he's in on the joke when being raped by Bashir in the cell, or in on the JD gay joke. It was like he set out to get everyone to hate him, even though he had a desperate need to be liked by everyone.

Interested to see where things go next. Emma is the obvious next elimination, no matter how she goes she's gotta go. I think at this point no one would be opposed to production just walking up at any point and telling her to pack her things, as long as she's quickly replaced by a freeloader. She's good at challenges, but any potential she had to be interesting I think is squandered at this point. She does nothing besides lay down and/or cry all day.

 

[GGSurvivor]

But as soon as you go after his life outside the show it's a line crossed and shame is on the production for being semi-permissive with this. What if people were threatening your job, family and loved ones? I wonder if any of you 'people' even consider this.

I'll give JD some respect for lasting this long, he was painfully unlikable but what was done to him should not be done to anyone. This is my last post about JD and I hope people will just move on and let the dude live in peace.

Moralfagging from "Decapitated Nigger Baby", ironic.

For the price of being on FishTank, I don't think JD had gotten even the worse of it, or the audience "crossed a line". They found out his and his girlfriend (who is also a regular watcher of the show)'s phonebooking essentially. People still don't 100% know if she is trans or not, and has been confused with two other trannies. Did JD even say he or his family were being actually threatened? Bezo's fake story aside or whatever, it sounds like his family was actually bottom-line threatened regardless if it was a house firebombing or not. "Shame on the production for delivering one of the most kino moments in FT, especially of this season by having a girlfriend who was already sending angry TTS and love-letters to come on through a bot."

I remember in S4 there was that doctor guy who actually did lose his job by even trying to come onto the show in the first place and that's leagues different and worse than whatever JD has gone through.

JD never even actually apologized to his girlfriend for doing what he did. He kept deflecting it to TTS and production. Give me a break, he's not some victim.

Edit: Might've just taken the bait atp, guy was the only one simping hardcore for Vicky at the beginning of the season lol

 

[Jerk Sausage]

Yeah, because you'd know you'd be so likable if you were put in a stressful environment with a bunch of people you don't know and cameras in your fucking face.

To me fucking with a contestant with TTS and other in=show mechanics is fair game. But as soon as you go after his life outside the show it's a line crossed and shame is on the production for being semi-permissive with this. What if people were threatening your job, family and loved ones? I wonder if any of you 'people' even consider this.

I'll give JD some respect for lasting this long, he was painfully unlikable but what was done to him should not be done to anyone. This is my last post about JD and I hope people will just move on and let the dude live in peace.

That's why the ideal Fishtank candidate has nothing to lose outside of the game, and nothing to hide from the world. You are doxxed immediately and have 0 control over what people do with that information. If you have a "normie" career, you can't freely say nigger faggot, which is pretty much a death sentence by itself. If you have a significant other, you will be put in situations that makes any normal relationship uncomfortable, and your spouse will be discovered and mocked. Being a NEET with no plans or prospects in life is the best build.

I didn't watch as much of S2-4, but Josie and Letty tongued Chris' belly button in the final competition to win. Any time I think "it might be fun to be contestant", I recall that.

I feel for JD; he's an average goober guy who is probably interesting within his own life bubble. But there was no way for him to win, and the longer he stayed the worse it was going to get for him outside the game.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

JD never even actually apologized to his girlfriend for doing what he did. He kept deflecting it to TTS and production. Give me a break, he's not some victim.

Yep, all he said was something along the lines of "i am sorry for the way this has impacted you", not he is sorry for making her look like a retard for grinding on ugly betty.

His gf is crying and asking him if it was all worth it, his response is something like "well welcome to the house!" in that "get a load of these guys" tone of voice. he is a total fucking scumbag.
Then he switches the topics to "you would really like Emma!" Lmao. His gf is retarded for being with him at all. He is dumb, a liar, and FAT AS FUCK. She deserves him, I am sure.

 

[a-Lager]

Alright with JD gone bring back Vicky to fill his spot. Total James Drake mind break

 

[Kong Strong]

JD was gay

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Did JD even say he or his family were being actually threatened?

Frankly I think he's just scared people will fuck with his job and realized it wasn't a good idea to go on the show. Which is sort of true - some seething liberal who hates Sam and Jet and everything they touch is way more likely to fuck with his actual livlihood than anyone in the Fishtank community though.

I think the only one who actually got their life fucked up from the Tank is Dr. Cross, and tbh he deserved it. Dude was gooning the whole time. I hope the same happens to Mr. Naked.