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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Autism moment, I think Blaine's back given the severity is Scheuermann's Kyphosis since his hump is visible when he bends over. Landon has postural Kyphosis which is the classic virgin walk which can be fixed with stretching and fixing posture.

Blaine is a bit more extreme. He will might need bracing as well as PT to fix it.

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Landon taking water from the lagoon is so funny to me. But this is about the Bashir Blake bit, he's doing great lol.
 
Have you had sex?
That's none of your personal business....
 
Paths to victory for the final 5.

Bingo Bongo - Josie style win where they're never really fucked with by anyone and just coast.

Landon - it being rigged but Bingo Bongo quitting so he's the top autistic left in the house.

James Drake - Not being rigged: he outplays Bashir.

Bashir - Not being rigged: he outplays James Drake.

Emma - She's so much worse than everyone else I really don't see any scenario where she wins. I guess it'd have to be a weird scenario where its a fair competition but for some reason Bashir and James Drake leaving, so Emma wins by beating up the retards.

I guess it could be rigged and Bashir/James Drake make it to the final three and then terrorizing the retards in to quitting too but I don't think either one of them have that dog in them.


If I had to give it percentages I'd go
Bingo/Bongo - 50%
Landon - 25%
Bashir 15%
James Drake 10%
Emma 0%
 
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*Landslide by Fleetwood Mac plays in the background*

Landon's charachter ,Daemon, went rogue in his grief of losing Emma and his younger Blaine (they were babies together).

He is now traveling rogue and going to join the Wololo cannibals in his grief.

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Bash is retracing his steps from his contact with Wololo trying to find the cannibals to survive.
 
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