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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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ben serenading emma with a chatgpt song
its been going for like 5 minutes lmao
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Aquafag said:
You niggers! That's Jet's girl you're talking about. She's moving in with him, Letty, Josie, Summer, JC, Binx, Ellie and Beth after the end of this season. The Nepstein harem shall continue to grow.
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“Dump your gay Jewish boyfriend… he doesn’t deserve you…”
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Bingo and Bongo helped themselves to some goodies in the market and shortly after, Jet officially opened it up for job payouts and to buy anything they may want.
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Landon pushed back on not getting any payment for the sauna which was a secret job. Jet said Landon didn't do it secretly and didn't get Jet + Ben or Bingo + Bongo in so failed the task. Landon insisted it was absurd because it had to be set up in Bar and then he didn't have time to get Jet + Ben in there because the next time they showed up was to begin the "challenge."
Landon didn't get his payout and jovially said he's done bullshitting with Jet for now and left with payment for his main job. Jet made sure to tell him he did a good job today as Landon left.

The rest accepted job payments and left, I may have missed it but I don't think anyone bought anything. Bashir tried to get discounted bread because Jet was saying it has to be tossed if no one buys it but Jet didn't budge.

As soon as I posted this, Landon returned with a suggestion.
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The suggestion: A new job! Postal Petition Job!
The job would be to get everyone fill out a petition Postal style and Jet says it's a good idea and that they will do it, but it has to have some actual weird goal on the petition so whoever has the job has to work to actually convince the others to sign it.
Jet and Landon do the Postal Guy voice at each other and then kind of hang out for a moment. Jet says he loves Running With Scissors and that they sponsored another, similar stream and that it would make sense for them to sponsor Fishtank.

Landon remarks that it's a "small world" and then refers to Emma and him taking the same flight over here. Jet agrees and asks when Landon realized Emma was also going to be on Fishtank. Landon bashfully admits that it wasn't until he arrived at the house.
 
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Aidan said:
Bingo and Bongo helped themselves to some goodies in the market and shortly after, Jet officially opened it up for job payouts and to buy anything they may want.
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Also for Landon's job he really just told everyone what it was and failed the "secret" aspect of it, and Landon got tired of being forced into it with Laura and unplugged it so when the twins wanted to use it he just said no, so get fucked idiot.
 
joker jimmy said:
Aryeh is trying to chat on the Fishtank site and it’s overwhelmed with people telling him to kill himself
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Seems pretty normal, everything he says is more gross than what Burt says because its not subtle or funny and always about himself like he actually matters
 
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