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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Plasticise said:
BEN GAVE THE MOST HALF HEARTED "NO" OF ALL TIME WHEN LANDON STRAIGHT UP ASKED HIM IF HE COULD DUMP IT ON THE LUGGAGE
THEY SAID THEY WHERE GOING TO TAKE IT FROM YOU AND THEN CAME BACK IN 3 TIMES AND NEVER TOOK IT
THEY WANTED YOU TO USE IT YOU FUCKING LOSER
THEY LET DOZENS OF TTS THROUGH THAT SAID USE IT YOU FAGGOT
FUCK YOU LANDON
FUCK YOU
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THE RAPED TIGER
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he's not the tiger anymore, he's lost the title, it's time to fucking dogpile this piece of shit
 
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The cuck returns to his lair and assumes the position.
 
I both love this cast and absolutely hate them. This season has been so enjoyable and disappointing at the same time.
 
Alex talking to everyone like a motivation coach telling them how to compete despite the fact he got bullied and humiliated and walked off halfway through the show.
 
ITT: times the writers of a show tease something for an incredibly long time, the ultimate slow burn, just for them to pay it off with a wet fart. I'll start with an easy one:
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Halloween23 said:
If you're on this website you should know how autism works and know that it isnt his fault. He was seconds away from splashing that shit in Alex's face until Jet came over the intercom and cucked him.
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yeah, you're probably right. Jet wrangled the tard too much. Landon is now The Wrangled.
 
Is this not pretty much Ben telling him its ok? Landon has seen other seasons, he should know what this means

They told him they where going to take it, and 3 times they came back in and didnt take it. Get the hint Landon.
 
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Is this not pretty much Ben telling him its ok? Landon has seen other seasons, he should know what this means
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They told him they where going to take it, and 3 times they came back in and didnt take it. Get the hint Landon.
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Nah he's a super turbo autist who apparently needs to be handed a script signed by production and notarized despite living in an environment for over 2 weeks where the opposite has been true.
 
This TTS and Bongo's reaction fucking killed me

Its like it actually caused her physical pain but the recovery was 10/10
Its the ability to talk to TTS and banter with the audience that makes me like a fish. Cole was the best at it but the twins are a close second.
 
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Jet and Alex talking about weight loss meds and arguing over who is and isn't fat like a couple of girls.

(Edit) After doing his shot, Jet pretended to pass out in the upstairs corridor. Alex and the boys rushed to his aid.

Bashir: "There's only 2 people in the world I listen to. That's Jet and Ben."
 
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