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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
$LAND is plummeting ever since The Tiger got declawed and castrated
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The one moment where they could cause war, Production had to neuter it and Bashir had to be a faggot.
It's a religion of peace after all
 
Alex takes great exception to Jet taking Ozempic and wants to wrestle him to get the needle from him.


Autopilot cam cucks us, Jet left the room to take his meds and the next thing we see is Jet man down and Bashir and James helping him. Jet claims he felt light headed. Alex was still trying to wrestle him to get the needle.
 
Forgot to do it earlier.

Current Stox (highest to lowest):
TWIN 121 (+7 since approx. 30 hours ago)
LAND 112 (-38 )
JDRA 107 (+2)
BASH 88 (-17)
BETH 65 (+1)
LARA 64 (-6)
ALXB 63 (-10)
ROBO 49 (-1)
BLNE 47 (0)
MIDG 42 (-10)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,516 (+31)
Laura 1,336 (+38 )
Alex B 1,264 (+55)
James Drake 1,206 (+16)
The Twins 1,200 (+33)
Landon 1,109 (+12)
Blane 1,010 (-9)
Emma 957 (-30)
Beth 740 (-12)
 

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It's 7:00 FTT and only now is Alex B trying to go to sleep, except he keeps getting woken up by TTS and SFX and engaging with them.
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Cucumberfeet's day 18 recap:

Fishtank Digest's day 18 recap:
 
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So Alex woke everyone up at 4am and chastised them for wanting to sleep. Now he's raging out because he wants to go to sleep at 7am and TTS is annoying him.

The fish need to take shifts in not letting him sleep.
 
Maybe I'm just blessed but 200$ for 8h of work isn't worth it, let alone however long she would actually be doing shit. Add on working for two weeks consecutively and it's super shit, still better than antara's 3$ a day though.
She has no chance of winning the 50k so this is at least a way for her to get cash. She should have told them to get bent for even offering, but she's nigger nontent.
 
They told him they where going to take it, and 3 times they came back in and didnt take it. Get the hint Landon.
The nigga who is so autistic his diet consists of almost exclusively cheesey bread and his main passion in life is job as a janitor didn't take a hint? I for one am shocked.

If Jet and Ben had not intervened at all he would have done it. But having the authority figure of the house come over the intercom and talk to Landon like God. Telling him not to do it and he would probably get sued over doing it made sure that was never going to happen.
 
If Jet and Ben had not intervened at all he would have done it.
When? The closest he got was when he had it opened and asked "do you want to taste it?". He then backed down from there all on his own for long enough that Jet decided it was enough.

Idk maybe if he had another 30 minutes to stand there with an open piss cup then he would have done something. It feels like people need to cope and say "production took away my content that was totally gonna happen in the next 30 seconds".

I find it far more believable that the guy who shows extreme hesitation and lack of drive unless drunk or told to wasn't able to pull the trigger.
 
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