🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
So you find the first actually good female freeloader and then get this you bring on all the paperweights from past seasons. Pure neptuinian.
 
The only ones we wanted back were the S4 fish because they were just hitting their stride when the season got canned. Alex B? Ok yeah, good first night but that was it. Nobody except retards want to see TJ or, and you just know its going to happen, Jimmy.
I don’t want to see Aryeh or Daniel or Jet’s high school girlfriends again, but Freddy or Direnc could be funny
 
Even though I am sick of Burt’s schtick, bring him on instead of shitty Binx. Burt will sexually harass everyone in that house. They will all feel uncomfy. Burt would be good at freeloading.
 
I'm not particularly excited about how the tank is going, but I'll allow the wiggers a chance to cook. There could be a pay off worth it if it's in the next couple days.
 
Landon is walking around with a cup of piss and Binx offered to add hers to it.

Something about this boy makes Latinas want to give him their piss.
 
Bam spoiled to Basheir that TJ is here.
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THEY ARE BUILDING THE MEGA PISS TO ATTEMPT ANOTHER NUKE. BINX IS PULLING AN IRAN SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS DUMB BITCH.

EDIT: EMMA JUST ANNOUNCED ANOTHER STUPID FUCKING CHALLENGE.
It's basically just a fucking scavenger hunt holy shit if making her production was a bit Emma is literally going to get fucking dissolved into a million atoms and shot into the pure fucking void of outer space. I genuinely don't think I've ever seen someone so totally and utterly cucked before in my entire life.
 
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