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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764

I guess Bongo would say she isn't autistic when she lives with Bingo

I guess Bingo lost her favorite garnet from the dragon arc, and they figured out Jet probably took it. Laura brought it back during their market shift claiming she beat up Jet to make him give it back.
 
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Bashir is in the room now talking about obscure films.


The film he's talking about, Fantastic Planet, is Belgian not French.

EDIT: okay I'm retarded its a different movie.


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The Twins are now giving motivational speeches to both of them.


Binx is doing one now.
 
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Honestly with how hard it is to track the twins in the house I think this is one of the challenges they would have killed at.
 
Yeah Ive only had it on with her around for a few minutes and i was already done with her. Without Sam there calling her nasty names she just fucking yaps and tries to be le quirky 40yo.
We NEED this back.
 
Their merch has always sucked.

I was tempted to get a fishtank pillow plush thing in S1 but they were retardedly overpriced.
They sell Lil Maejok, a doll, as a sticker instead of an actual plush doll. If that doesn't demonstrate wigger retardation when it comes to merchandising, I don't know what does.
I'm aware Stickermule doesn't do plushies and the logistics would be harder to handle with two different merch suppliers, but it's still a big fumble with Lil Maejok. I would've bought an actual Lil Maejok.
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They also have the Landon shirt as "INSERT CHEESY FRIES" instead of "INSERT CHEESE FRIES" and this triggers my autism immensely.
 
Yeah Ive only had it on with her around for a few minutes and i was already done with her. Without Sam there calling her nasty names she just fucking yaps and tries to be le quirky 40yo.
Reminder for the shimps She defended Child drag shows, said that Troon streamer who made sites to shill diy hrt to kids was her favourite and has a ABDL/little fetish.
 
The Josie face merch kind of made owning FT merch cringe the second people started posting selfies with it. Think they've never really come back from that.
#2 a week into the tank or so, give the fish a challenge to design their own Tshirts, put the designs up on a ship-to-print site like Shopify, boom, merch done.
Pretty much the only good merch that could come out of the show.
 
Honestly with how hard it is to track the twins in the house I think this is one of the challenges they would have killed at.
Camera man had asked the twins in the market how they would do at the challenge. They said that they don't have a car and are used to walking for miles at a time
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My ability to watch has been spotty over the last few days but I've got to say now that Laura has completed the "torture faggot JD until he leaves" challenge with flying colours, I'm starting to realize that she was just the perfect anti-JD in the "real recognizes real" or in this case, "narcissist hates narcissist" type of way.

Her first crying episode was her going completely manic on the fact that she was able to get so much attention and negative reaction out of JD by being an absolute menace towards him (again, deserved) while still getting praise and social standing from it. Now that there aren't really any targets she can be completely nasty too without actually getting into trouble with somebody like Drake or Bashir she's very deflated and had a second crying episode while still acting too cool for school to the camera while crying worse than nontent Emma about some super secret discord drama one of her friends TTSed her lmao. At least Beth had the self awareness and shame enough at a basic level to try to escape to the bathroom to cry if she was gonna come back later and try her code-switching ebonics tough nigga act.

Now that she has no assignment she just comes off like JD as somebody who is below average in most ways but appraises themselves as better than everybody around them. At least JD knew to pretend to be genuine, Laura just acts like nobody is worthy of her attention unless it's to be a cunt to them.

Should've known though, all fats are shameless narcissists, even ex-fats.
 
The Josie face merch kind of made owning FT merch cringe the second people started posting selfies with it. Think they've never really come back from that.

Pretty much the only good merch that could come out of the show.
Everytime i miss S1 I remember what “Josie-Mania” was like and suddenly i don’t feel so bad lol
 
Reminder that self insert fans unironically believed that TJ "became a man" in season 2.
You know those "you must be this tall to ride this ride" posts at theme parks?

Fishtank should impose those but with a "you must be fulfilled enough to not imprint on the autists" limitation

Then again it would cut the audience down by 75%
 
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