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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Emma's suitcase is still upstairs. It was two black hard suitcases. One was Bashirs
 
/ftl/ found Emma’s boyfriend’s Letterboxd. He made this list that kind of gives it away.

Also this is him.
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No link to where that image came from, but I suspect His name is Hayden Kaehler. Its from his Facebook

Possibly His Insta but its deleted/disabled.

Now that we have a lead, lets do some searching. While his Insta is gone, Google's cache is not. We now have Emma's last name, Satterfield.
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Emma's Insta is also deleted/disabled, but I found a cache of her profile pic.
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...and her Pintrest, which is still live.
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I'm actively updating and avoiding archives since most of these accounts are deleted.
 
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y'know if the wiggers thought about this for more than an hour.....they woulda put fitbits/smart watches on Emma and James so they could put a step counter on screen. Step counter + distance walked would've been nice & very simple to track.
 
Emma has stopped a few times now. If James loses this it will be because they have handed it to her.
 
y'know if the wiggers thought about this for more than an hour.....they woulda put fitbits/smart watches on Emma and James so they could put a step counter on screen. Step counter + distance walked would've been nice & very simple to track.
Alternatively, Mints could increment the Emma and James Drake counters as each takes a step.
 
Can someone explain to me why James Drake and Emma are the only ones in the elimination challenge today? I have not been watching live recently
They were on the losing team from the Room Wars challenge which means they are up for elimination.
 
/ftl/ found Emma’s boyfriend’s letterboxd


He made this list that kind of gives it away:

And this is him.

No link to where that image came from, but I suspect his name is Hayden Kaehler.

Possibly his Insta but deleted/disabled:
Are you sure that image is him? It looks a lot like a guy named "Aidan Zielinski" who was tagged in a picture with what seems to be Emmas friend group
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The guy the most to the right
 
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