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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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What a passive aggressive cocksucker
He is getting a lot of pushback in the replies (this will lead to nothing).
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Mints is doing that classic wigger behavior where a legitimate crashout and/or hatred is portrayed as some sort of ironic bit, it's the Sam "is he serious or isn't he?" shtick only done very poorly. They can try to copy their daddy but they won't ever come close.
 
Holy shit someone needs to use their pay pig powers to spotlight this work of art on the homepage.
Would the video display right on the homepage promotion, or would you need to set it up like a custom banner? Enough people on the thread have Kiwi Gold that someone could probably do this themselves, but I can chip in if needed.
 
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What a passive aggressive cocksucker
>nepobaby
>pumper dumper
>annoying
>thinks he's hot shit because he's the one allowed to change the cams in DM
>extremely rare Ws, consistently gets Ls
>when called out on his bullshit, tucks his tail and is a passive aggressive fag

He's the perfect lightning rod of hate that goes toward production. Jet knows what he's doing. Neptvnian.
Fight the muzzie ginger, fag.
 
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Final two has got to be James Drake vs. Bashir I think. Any other duo wouldn't really work. Either Bashir/Drake throw because friendtank or steamroll the autists. Landon vs. Twins is a idea, but Landon isn't always a fighter and 2v1 would be too much for him depending on the circumstance. Other option I guess would be a three or even four way final challenge.
 
Drake has shared that the note Kody slipped him said "It's a good time to throw him outside."
 
Final two has got to be James Drake vs. Bashir I think. Any other duo wouldn't really work. Either Bashir/Drake throw because friendtank or steamroll the autists. Landon vs. Twins is a idea, but Landon isn't always a fighter and 2v1 would be too much for him depending on the circumstance. Other option I guess would be a three or even four way final challenge.
I don't see James Drake making it to the end, I think the Axis of Autism will oust him before turning on each other. Drake is a cool dude though. We're at the point where people eliminated stay on as freeloaders.
 
Laura is up and already antagonizing Bashir. It looks like she threw some shit on his bed (but I just tuned in so I could be wrong)


(Edit) OoooOOOoh mustard. Bashir is unfazed as usual.
 
Bongo feels conflicted. But not for the reason I was thinking
 
So, what are the odds of james drake having a film career after this? is he a good actor?
He's an okay actor, but he will likely never have a big mainstream career. Even if he got a shot at something big, his appearance on Fishtank would kill anything major, death by association is big in Hollywood. In short i think those odds are very close to zero.
Maybe he could leverage his appearance on fishtank to appear in more nerdy stuff? Maybe some voice acting for video games, or perhaps some cosplay shit to get a thirsty e-girl following?
 
I don't see James Drake making it to the end, I think the Axis of Autism will oust him before turning on each other. Drake is a cool dude though. We're at the point where people eliminated stay on as freeloaders.
I think how unclear the winner is this close to the end is one of the best set ups we've had going into a final week. I can see all 4 winning. I think my final two is Drake vs Twins(Drake has to finally be mean to his daughters to win), but I can relate to people seeing other match ups. I like everyone in this final week, I hope we have more good money competitions leading up to eliminations because I'd like to see everyone get something for their time here.

I also think the mostly positive mood from the fanbase(besides the Hellhouse people that never understood the show) shows how good an idea cutting it down to 4 weeks was. This last week would of hit so much more different if it was the midway point versus the penultimate. I've said since Season 2 or 3 that six weeks was too long, I'm always checking out in the 4th. Tomorrow starts the conclusion. And with 4 good contestants left that's a lot to work with to fill out the finale, I'm locked in, much more than Season 2 or 3, both that went into their final week with 3 contestants and having lost all steam.
 
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