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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Midget titties soon?

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Ffs Binx is literally telling him word for word what to write to Drake to say "I'm so sorry... again. Bashir totally made me so it because I have no spine".

I can't stand this level of cuck simpery. It's disgusting and fuck Landon for it.
 
This makes sense. She must have a thing for guys with small penises.
Hey, Alex is single now, right? We should introduce them.
No matter what I say I get negative reactions cause people think I'm Mints lol
You get negative reactions because you keep saying retarded shit and are autistic enough to think anyone is serious when they call you Mints. Retard.
 
Looks like we've hit the 10,000,000 fishbuck threshhold. So at ~.10 a fishbuck they've made a million $
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Binx is dictating Landon's apology to him. Even in total defeat he needs to rely on others.

Heres the letter, atleast as much as Binx contributed or they said out loud

Hey James i know it seems-Binx
I know it seems i went back on my word-Binx
By the time i came upstairs-Binx, After this Landon complains "My Stox are about to go down so far after this"
Bashir told me he heard everything-Binx
Through the bathroom upstairs-Binx
He is my neighbor and i have no door-Binx
(I feel i should clarify, this is a total lie. They teamed up with Bashir, and Landon went downstairs with the plan of fake allying with Drake and then backstabbing him with Bashir)

Landon writes a little bit without saying what hes writing
"A chokepoint"-Landon was writing and Binx corrected him from chokehold to chokepoint
(during?) When the attacks happened i stood by my crew-Binx
I threw minimal projectiles-Binx
I stood back and threw only soda-Binx
I still have some ??????? to offer-Binx, TTS blocked some. He was counting his fake money that has no value, maybe he wants to bribe him with it?
Landon writes a bit without saying what hes writing
I have just realized that Bashir has been using me since day fucking one-Landon
Lets talk i can offer stuff and i meant what i said about joining you-Binx
If you want we can talk-Binx
Landon scribbles a couple extra lines. He also crosses out a few lines he wrote earlier.

Landon wrote maybe 5 lines or so without saying them out loud total. Binx has to correct several missed words and unfinished sentences.
TTS repeatedly tells him to go after the Twins. Landon does not even consider it an option because Bashir will protect them. "Hes loyal only to the Twins"
Binx is worried if Bashir is able to hear them talking and all the TTS they are getting advising them on the letter several times. He can clearly hear the TTS from the arena and is awake and listening to them lol.
Not sure if he was eavesdropping on them talking though. If you try you can hear them talking in computer room from the Arena camera.
Landon is very worried about Laura getting ahold of the letter and not Drake.
 
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Looks like we've hit the 10,000,000 fishbuck threshhold. So at ~.10 a fishbuck they've made a million $
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What do they do with the house once they are finished, sell it? I wonder how much it costs to completely renovate, every surface will need stripping down because of the piss shit and puke everywhere. Also water damage from wigger basement plumbing.
 
What do they do with the house once they are finished, sell it? I wonder how much it costs to completely renovate, every surface will need stripping down because of the piss shit and puke everywhere. Also water damage from wigger basement plumbing.
This house is a rental. Repair costs will easily be in the tens of thousands.
 
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Kick Binx, she's only here for twitch clout.
I liked on season 3 when Binx leaned in to the Alex shit to mess with his fat wife. Bringing her for the Alex shit this season was funny but fell off super fast.
She watched before coming in and knew fans at the time loved Laura due to the JD shit and she clung to her as long as she could.
Now she's hitching her wagon to Landon being "mommy"
Literally scum tryna leech off their popularity but is just an buzzkill on everything she touches.
"Energy Vampire" is so fucking accurate.
 
Binx is dictating Landon's apology to him. Even in total defeat he needs to rely on others.
It's extreme beta bitch boy energy. The best he can hope for is Drake sees it and immediately throws it in the trash so that it never gets brought up.

As a grown man that should be such an embarrassing note to make, and then to have most of it dictated by your new latina mommy? Goddamn. Mortifying.
 
It's extreme beta bitch boy energy. The best he can hope for is Drake sees it and immediately throws it in the trash so that it never gets brought up.

As a grown man that should be such an embarrassing note to make, and then to have most of it dictated by your new latina mommy? Goddamn. Mortifying.
I tuned in for a second, was she talking about Landon siding with Drake now?
 
Binx pissed in a soup can (or some other container) for Landon, not sure who it's meant for. For some reason she did this directly under the computer room camera instead of the attached bathroom so you could hear it. Sorry Anisa, the tiger has a new latina piss mommy.
 
Landon seems completely incapable of making a single decision for himself. Even if you choose the wrong path, own it.

Better than lying in the fetal position in a room by yourself hoping someone makes a decision for you.
 
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