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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Body cam footage showed more than Ben Jet and Mints not sure what they are dealing with behind the scenes but I can't imagine it requiring the entire staff for very long.
Ben, Jet, Mints, Vance, Ritchie, Bill, Maejok and Cody seem to be the entire staff. Letty apparently came to replace someone who had to leave, presumably Cody.
 
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Just painful day so far (IMHO). Makes me really wonder what the fuck production is doing. Do they think 4-5 hours ending with a piss nuke is content? We are already back to nothing happening again.
Today is fallout over whatever happened to Bam, but they still set the House up into a bag situation before behind the scenes went to hell.
If I had to guesss, they’re too busy dealing with whatever’s going on with Bam than trying to create content. Which is reasonable enough if there really are legal issues going on with him right now.
Except this whole saga started a day before whatever happened with Bam. Ben and Jet crashed out again over Hellhouse people sperging out. Same thing happened in Week 2 when the show fell apart for a few days after they had a melty over getting to play Xbox, and they completely threw out the Computer Lab plan, and rushed The Cell and had the worst one in show history.

The Show didn't recover until Anissa was kickliminated for trying to sabotage the show, and they had a vibe reset.

Hopefully once things get under control in the basement, they'll have an elimination this afternoon, make them clean and reset, and we'll move on from this.
 
We truly have reached the inevitably unwatchable last week of a fishtank season.
>Wiggers change things to not be peepeepoopoo dark helltank
>Made organic fun tank with good dynamics.
>Enjoyable and very watchable. Made a lot of newbies come watch tank. Even the "helltank" was funny when it was bits like superfriendbed rebuttal or Jet running around on the robot waking people up.
>Freeloaders were now subject to an organic unity. They'd get booted if they fucked around too much and this was PEAK content.
>Most retarded fans wanted peepeepoopoo tank.
>Wiggers caved and forced divison to make a helltank.
>Its now unwatchable garbage.

Damn. Almost as if you lost your vision...
 
they found his gelbooru account and he admitted to it when tts mentioned it.
He also said something really weird last night which was
"I got worried when they found my Gelbooru account but then I remembered the stuff I have on there isn't that bad"

Which begs the question. Then what is the thing he would be worried about people finding?

That and he said he is a porn dealer for his disabled friend. Which is really weird too
 
>Wiggers change things to not be peepeepoopoo dark helltank
>Made organic fun tank with good dynamics.
>Enjoyable and very watchable. Made a lot of newbies come watch tank. Even the "helltank" was funny when it was bits like superfriendbed rebuttal or Jet running around on the robot waking people up.
>Freeloaders were now subject to an organic unity. They'd get booted if they fucked around too much and this was PEAK content.
>Most retarded fans wanted peepeepoopoo tank.
>Wiggers caved and forced divison to make a helltank.
>Its now unwatchable garbage.

Damn. Almost as if you lost your vision...
Their primary attention should be on the show, not Bam's situation. They went all hands on deck for that and left fishtank in the care of Mints, who is not proactive since he's too low in the totem pole.
 
That's not enough for a project that purports to be this size. They need at least a team of 20-30 people, Hydeverse could still make content out of this, and sure, it'll be more expensive to house people for something like this for 30 days, but you can make it up by making user interaction cheaper since the operational overhead is already built in. Decrease your margin by 20-30%, and your demand will increase by 60%.
Can you explain why there are 20-30 people involved in running the show? Im sure most of them have to or were hired because they can wear many hats. I dont even think there are that many more people behind the show than what we see in the basement
 
He also said something really weird last night which was
"I got worried when they found my Gelbooru account but then I remembered the stuff I have on there isn't that bad"

Which begs the question. Then what is the thing he would be worried about people finding?
Where is his account? We will assess it. Was it posted to 4chan?
 
Can you explain why there are 20-30 people involved in running the show? Im sure most of them have to or were hired because they can wear many hats. I dont even think there are that many more people behind the show than what we see in the basement
I said they need a team of 20 to 30 people. They don't have that right now, but if you don't have enough people to handle problems as they come, clean things up for challenges, set up costumes, and manage ambiance, the show will grow stale. You need a state of constant flux to deliver content consistency.
 
Where is his account? We will assess it. Was it posted to 4chan?
Gelbooru is its own website, I didn't catch what his user name was. I think it's an anime porn site. I saw people talking about it on twitter and linking to a catbox of his alleged account but I wasn't touching that shit.
 
Gelbooru is its own website, I didn't catch what his user name was. I think it's an anime porn site. I saw people talking about it on twitter and linking to a catbox of his alleged account but I wasn't touching that shit.
its an image booru ie: a website depository for images, most of the time its used for porn.
 
That and he said he is a porn dealer for his disabled friend. Which is really weird too
ah fuck i forgot he used the excuse that he only saved that stuff to send to his even more retarded friend. like the friend couldnt log on himself.

unless the friend is retarded enough to where his parents still monitor/block his internet so Blaine sends him jerking material. In which case it kinda rules
 
ah fuck i forgot he used the excuse that he only saved that stuff to send to his even more retarded friend. like the friend couldnt log on himself.

unless the friend is retarded enough to where his parents still monitor/block his internet so Blaine sends him jerking material. In which case it kinda rules
I dont think that rules
 
They'd get booted if they fucked around too much and this was PEAK content.
I'm going to be honest. People made way more about the 2 throwouts than it was. I was there and felt they were both lame and hollow.

Diamond was fucked with by other freeloaders for a bit, reeeeee'd and left. Followed by gay dancing.

Tranny was a 1/10 tryhard that production decided they wanted out and gave permission to the fish to toss. Hardly organic.

Really feels just as cheap "dangling keys" entertainment as people complain peepeepoopoo is.

If the fish were truly heckin' BASED they would have removed Binx.
 
I said they need a team of 20 to 30 people. They don't have that right now, but if you don't have enough people to handle problems as they come, clean things up for challenges, set up costumes, and manage ambiance, the show will grow stale. You need a state of constant flux to deliver content consistency.
I dont even think they need that many more people. Just people who are more creative and not retarded

They definitely need an assistant producer that can provide some direction if needed during the late morning and early afternoon. But lets not act like more retards under Jets direction would make it that much better. Hes very hit or miss with his direction and ideas
 
>Wiggers change things to not be peepeepoopoo dark helltank
>Made organic fun tank with good dynamics.
>Enjoyable and very watchable. Made a lot of newbies come watch tank. Even the "helltank" was funny when it was bits like superfriendbed rebuttal or Jet running around on the robot waking people up.
>Freeloaders were now subject to an organic unity. They'd get booted if they fucked around too much and this was PEAK content.
>Most retarded fans wanted peepeepoopoo tank.
>Wiggers caved and forced divison to make a helltank.
>Its now unwatchable garbage.

Damn. Almost as if you lost your vision...
To be fair, I don't envy their position. At the end of the day they are a business and if their top pay pigs are hollering, then they have to cater to them to keep them paying. But at the same time, catering to them makes the show unenjoyable to a large chunk of the general audience and the content they want is unfavorable to any sort of business partnership they could get.

I'm sure it's a frustrating tightrope to have to walk, hence why they chimp out from time to time and take it out on the fish. However, there's going to come a time where they have to choose, cater to a minority of people who are pay pigs and never really grow. Or risk losing those pay pigs to see if they can attract a bigger audience and expand. Because this middle ground shit isn't working.
If the fish were truly heckin' BASED they would have removed Binx.
You forget they also threw out Beth too, but production gunt guarded her and it demoralized them. The reason they threw out the tranny was because they were explicitly told they could and for once production wouldn't stop them. They were also considering running Alex out of the house his first night, but production asked them not to.
 
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