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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
i hope she does it like Alex B's hog but worse.
Carolina would flatten Letty for sure she seems like a bit of a gymrat. I know Letty is revered but let's be real if it wasn't for throwing her piss around she would still be sitting online showing her cooch to greasy guys and posting on /r/redscarepod. The difference is now she has rich greasy guys giving her money to travel and get surgery.
 
People acting like Bongo is an abusive tyrant while she literally works two jobs to support her sister/mother, she's entitled to a crash out every so often, especially after being in the tank for weeks.
Also for what it’s worth, the worst part of her crashout was caused by being led to believe that one of the three people she’d just been upstairs friendtanking it up with had stolen a significant amount of candy from her and wouldn’t even fess up to it. I think any of the four would have flipped out at being told one of the others had stolen 500 pieces of candy with none of them admitting it. Except Landon probably.
 
That's not a bad idea.

Also, Jet, you absolute double-nigger if you're not gonna do real CTF then at least set up a Halo CE or Halo 2 CTF lan party and make the fish fight it out digitally. You can afford a couple old Xbawkses, a network switch, and some ethernet cable. Don't be a jew with all that TTS money coming in.

bonus points if you get Drake to wear a cheap Master Chief halloween mask and dress Bashir up like The Arbiter. Shit, you can buy cheap plastic "plasma swords" from the game on Amazon
The boys already did a lan-party earlier, but the rooms were too fucked to do it i think again.
 
Carolina would flatten Letty for sure she seems like a bit of a gymrat. I know Letty is revered but let's be real if it wasn't for throwing her piss around she would still be sitting online showing her cooch to greasy guys and posting on /r/redscarepod. The difference is now she has rich greasy guys giving her money to travel and get surgery.
She should be destroyed for bringing even more ethots around.
 
the worst part of her crashout was caused by being led to believe that one of the three people she’d just been upstairs friendtanking it up with had stolen a significant amount of candy from her
to be fair, i think this was a gayop from blaine to see if production was actually counting candy and it somewhat worked - they told landon he was safe, leading us to think he had more than bashir before blaine delivered the missing sack.
then he left before they could check cams, knowing his mom was close by and he could bail without any heat from the wiggers.

they also didn't realize that even if the candy was stolen, the total doled out didn't add up and ~500 pieces were totally out of play. you'd think they'd notice something like that if they were counting.
 
The full attempt of Letty trying (and failing) to fuck with James Drake's brain about his girlfriend wanting to beat up Letty



I find it funny how the S1 golden child failed to do what a Janitor did in one sentence
 
Pure autism speculation but... did the wiggers move to Georgia because of their super-lax laws on filming/production and/or tax incentives? If so, some wigger somewhere is smarter than I thought.
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Well they were definitely run out of New England on legalities because theyre wiggers and refuse to just get permits. Taxes, I would assume, would have just been a side benefit of escaping NE. On the actual filming/production restrictions in Georgia... I mean it is looser... but nothing crazy... wiggers are still mad retarded because they still need permits and everything for their show. The only reason it hasnt been a big deal yet is because they have been pushing hard that its a STREAM not a show... but honestly if they ever got pressed again, it would just be the same thing getting chased out of town. Really a lot of autism, when there is nothing illegal in principle with fishtank, theyre just so fucking lazy and dont want to spend the time, effort, and money it would take to actually do this right... even though it would make the show more stable and long term more profitable... Wiggers man.
 
Well they were definitely run out of New England on legalities because theyre wiggers and refuse to just get permits. Taxes, I would assume, would have just been a side benefit of escaping NE. On the actual filming/production restrictions in Georgia... I mean it is looser... but nothing crazy... wiggers are still mad retarded because they still need permits and everything for their show. The only reason it hasnt been a big deal yet is because they have been pushing hard that its a STREAM not a show... but honestly if they ever got pressed again, it would just be the same thing getting chased out of town. Really a lot of autism, when there is nothing illegal in principle with fishtank, theyre just so fucking lazy and dont want to spend the time, effort, and money it would take to actually do this right... even though it would make the show more stable and long term more profitable... Wiggers man.
They need to hire a professional wigger wrangler that can chase down major risks and corral them into doing more work in the area they need it
 
Autopilot at 3pm, almost no TTS, and a house full of nontent freeloaders, they're definitely scrambling to find something right now. Who could have ever predicted that bringing Ice's nontent gf on would kill interest?
 
Really a lot of autism, when there is nothing illegal in principle with fishtank, theyre just so fucking lazy and dont want to spend the time, effort, and money it would take to actually do this right... even though it would make the show more stable and long term more profitable... Wiggers man.
"here is evidence of this awful show *Cues total nigger death compilation*" PERMIT DENIED
 
Autopilot at 3pm, almost no TTS, and a house full of nontent freeloaders, they're definitely scrambling to find something right now. Who could have ever predicted that bringing Ice's nontent gf on would kill interest?
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"here is evidence of this awful show *Cues total nigger death compilation*" PERMIT DENIED
I tried arguing this last summer but it didnt get through. Everyone talking about MUH PERMITS is insane if they think theres ANY universe where some stuffy New England town is signing off on SAM HYDES HELLHOUSE featuring SLURS 24/7. So it was either eat fines or no show. Pick one.
 
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