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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Autopilot at 3pm, almost no TTS, and a house full of nontent freeloaders, they're definitely scrambling to find something right now. Who could have ever predicted that bringing Ice's nontent gf on would kill interest?
After last night I can't doom about a slow daytime, hopefully it picks up in the evening again. The critical error right now is the current freeloader selection though like you said. For any new freeloaders to really matter, they need to be introduced in the next 24 hours since we're so close to the end of the show. Hopefully they have some good people on the way but who knows.

Anyone think we'll see Sam Hyde at any point in the last week? Sam has expressed that he absolutely hates traveling, but he also took an impromptu road trip across the entire US to try and salvage season 3's last week, so I wonder if he'd make an appearance. I'd find that fun personally, but this season has been pretty good overall and I don't feel like he's "missing" from the show really, although I think Bam as host was a flop but it's too late to do anything about that.
 
Autopilot at 3pm, almost no TTS, and a house full of nontent freeloaders, they're definitely scrambling to find something right now. Who could have ever predicted that bringing Ice's nontent gf on would kill interest?
Dont worry they are bringing on Mizzy for a Letty/Kimmie/Mizzy e-girl extravaganza
 
The real solution is dont watch during the day. Most shit happens late at night anyhow. Just do anything else and come back at night for kino. Daytime tends to be nontent because people are asleep (wiggers) and less people watching since people work.

They save all the shit for like 11pm-4am
 
We need 3 paragraphs on why the wiggers are fucking up STAT
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They just got fucking up so they can take out trash and ask if the women's periods have synced up yet. They were not up earlier because Jet was awake until 6AM doing impressions of minecraft noises.
 
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Look at this disgusting manipulator helping Landon clean. This is clearly a ploy to get him to activate like a sleeper cell and stab James Drake with a broom stick on the last day.
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Thankfully ((our)) guy James Drake has graciously offered to supervise in case Ghost Politics breaks in from the ceiling to attack Landon as he cleans.
 
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Look at this disgusting manipulator helping Landon clean. This is clearly a ploy to get him to activate like a sleeper cell and stab James Drake with a broom stick on the last day.
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Thankfully ((our)) guy James Drake has graciously offered to supervise in case Ghost Politics breaks in from the ceiling to attack Landon as he cleans.
This is sssLandor, as Mei posted earlier Oxes work together well with snakes and rats, James is just keeping his distance bro.
 
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Look at this disgusting manipulator helping Landon clean. This is clearly a ploy to get him to activate like a sleeper cell and stab James Drake with a broom stick on the last day.
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Thankfully ((our)) guy James Drake has graciously offered to supervise in case Ghost Politics breaks in from the ceiling to attack Landon as he cleans.
James Drake with facial hair is Evil James Drake fyi
 
I do not see Sam appearing on this season in any shape or form. I think the impromptu phone call to Alex B was something on a whim to get him to stay and calm down and believe the bit about being season 3's winner. I think Sam is seeing all the doom and gloom posts on his timeline and does not want to be associated with season 5. It's best to let Jet and Ben get all the blame for this season.
 
I do not see Sam appearing on this season in any shape or form. I think the impromptu phone call to Alex B was something on a whim to get him to stay and calm down and believe the bit about being season 3's winner. I think Sam is seeing all the doom and gloom posts on his timeline and does not want to be associated with season 5. It's best to let Jet and Ben get all the blame for this season.
He's also probably still making money off it and wants it to be passive income.
 
I do not see Sam appearing on this season in any shape or form. I think the impromptu phone call to Alex B was something on a whim to get him to stay and calm down and believe the bit about being season 3's winner. I think Sam is seeing all the doom and gloom posts on his timeline and does not want to be associated with season 5. It's best to let Jet and Ben get all the blame for this season.
Bro he was there *everyday* for Season 2 at its darkest. I doubt a handful of retards dooming on Twitter is going to be his reason.
 
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