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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
DustBuns said:
NO SODA! NO GOO! WE GOT A TENSE GOO STRIKE. BURT HAS SEIZED THE MEANS OF GOO PRODUCTION!
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I lowkey think the fact that the fish have coddled the twins so much is bad for them. It's the last week and they crash out hard when something minor is done to them
 
A challenge arrives: TOTAL WAR, freeloaders are allowed to participate, and even Antara is joining (kinda)

WARNING THIS VIDEO IS INCOMPLETE CAUSE IM INCOMPETENT



Its basically flag-football with 3 lives, with some modified rules. The default is ''green-light'' meaning you are allowed to take flags.
There is production enforced ''truces'' (called red-lights) where the contestants aren't allowed to take flags, but they are able to converse/strategize with their fellow contestants.

The game starts on a red light to let the fish converse i guess, but no one talks (lol). Some take a defensive approach and move away from rooms with contestans in them.
Moments before the green-light is called, Bashir and Bliccy form an alliance.

It's hard to do play-by-play for this lads, but from what i've seen it seems like Antara is out, and Vimp has 2 flags taken by James Drake, he also loses a flag during the green-light, as does Bashir.

A red light is called. Bongo seems to be ploying to hit Landon.

Green-light is called. Awfully quiet around the house for this one.
Bongo is almost killed IRL by James Drake. He is eliminated shortly after. Bongo is down to one Flag and having a standoff with Bashir.
Bashir eliminates Bongo without almost killing her, not losing a flag in the process.

Red-light(?), nothing happens after this so i assume its a red-light.

Bashir, Landon, Laura and have it out in the living room, during a dash by Laura she is chased down by Bashir and eliminated.
He once again comes out unscathed.

By this point its just Bliccy(3) Bingo(2?) Landon (2) Bashir (2) and Vimp (1?). I have no idea what happened to Bliccy lads sorry.
There is confusion about what the current light status is. They are told its green. Jet then announces green light, causing Landon to say ''what?''

This is where my website dies, and I seethe irl

NVM Duanye is still in.
Bashir and Duanye duke it out in the bathroom, Duanye is eliminated when the door opens, good stuff lads.
This challenge is a nightmare to try and follow.
A red-light is called shortly after.

Bingo hides in the market, while Bashir and Landon have a stand-off in the living room.
The camera switches to the Goo room, where a Suicidal Tendencies songs is playing. Did they give up on the challenge? Why am I even typing at this point. I give up lads, between this and the recording failing, I'm too Landon pilled to even try.

Bashir kills Bingo, somehow the game isn't done yet. Bashir is looking for the last survivor to curbstomp. A green-light is called.
The final battle is Bliccy vs. Bashir. You know how it ends.
 
BASH has BASHED the women and won the flag football tag or whatever the fuck Production just did.


His prize? It's not money. It's hanging out with Burt for a day.

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Prediction: Bashir will "make some goo" with Burt.

Capped the initial hello:


I was right, he also had to skip his pray time. He sung his Allahu snackbar in his healthmet.

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