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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
If the house gets SWATTED right now theres no way someone isnt getting at least temporarily put in cuffs.

Someone might've posted this already but check out Mint's hairline, no wonder he's mad all the time, even Bashir fears what the Norwood reaper did to him
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Really crazy because theres only what, 4-5 years between Bashir and Mints?
 
When Drake cries about Landon fucking up the triathlon, he’s just being competitive/“doesn’t like to lose” (whatever tf that means). When 2 little autistic girls react negatively to losing a challenge, it’s a “crashout” because they were coddled?
You are not seriously comparing James Drake pouting and bad mouthing Landon behind his back to Bongo screaming, throwing chairs, falling on the ground and hyperventilating to the point where she literally doesn't even remember doing it the next day(at least that's what she claimed in the confessional)
It was a crashout, you may think it was an understandable one but it was a crashout.
 
Bashir has been the constant underdog for almost 3 weeks with fish and production against him and yet he keeps pushing through and killing it in challenges.

I like Bashir
Im convinced he's the winner. Except for Josie, every season Production has picked someone and put them through unbelievable crap and if they didnt crack they let them win.
 
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Im convinced he's the winner. Except for Josie, every season Production has picked someone and put them through unbelievable crap and if they didnt crack they let them win.
Letty at least got a good pay out, Tayleigh got scammed and fucked over by the retarded finale format.
But yeah Letty, Tayleigh, Mizzy, Bashir are all up there for me because of how much shit they took.
 
It becomes horrible because Mints is a fat fuck sweating like a pig in a blanket in the suit.
Think it was Jet who said that as he just spoke over the loudspeaker.
Mints still dummy thicc though
 
Except for Josie, every season Production has picked someone and put them through unbelievable crap and if they didnt crack they let them win.
What did they put TJ through besides the Lubecooch shit? With that logic, Landon should've won, because a high-rank production member beat on him too. Burt won, but got no money for it, and now they meme retconned it into Alex B winning.
 
What did they put TJ through besides the Lubecooch shit? With that logic, Landon should've won, because a high-rank production member beat on him too. Burt won, but got no money for it, and now they meme retconned it into Alex B winning.
They shaved him.
Made him choose between staying in the house and his QTpie.
He broke a rib boxing Sam.
 
Letty at least got a good pay out, Tayleigh got scammed and fucked over by the retarded finale format.
"The Winner" of Fishtank is decided not by challenges, its rigged, we all know this. The winner is whoever is the best character, whoever grows (not necessarily in a positive way) or evolves with the show. You can usually get a feel for this by week 2 or 3 (another reason I think the 4 week season is the best move going forward). They did not have to bring Bashir back, they wanted him back and were pissed he was gone, thats why they got rid of the bullet right after. He is the main character, and unless Drake in some serious way steps up in the next week, hes not winning. I see an argument for the Twins, but in the same way unless they really do something bold in the next week Production wont let them win to avoid having another "Josie".

What did they put TJ through besides the Lubecooch shit? With that logic, Landon should've won, because a high-rank production member beat on him too. Burt won, but got no money for it, and now they meme retconned it into Alex B winning.
Season 2 just sucked is my explanation there. Landon didn't win because in the end he couldn't grow a spine. As for Burt I don't believe anything they say about him or that seasons ending, I assume its all kayfabe.
 
Antara is worth every single rupee she gets lads, thought she was going to be annoying but she's always in a good mood and very light-hearted
old antara clips I forgot to post
Antara SCREAMS at Jet


Antara asks for ice cream

Blane tries to feed Antara

 
Except for Josie, every season Production has picked someone and put them through unbelievable crap and if they didnt crack they let them win
"James. We brought your girlfriend in thinking you would crack but you snuggled and took that like a champ. You never broke. Congratulations on the 50k!" says Ben, as he hugs his boyfriend.
 
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Vance and Richy deserve raises. To be cameramen on a 3rd rate internet snuff showstream they produce Oscar level kino shots

"James. We brought your girlfriend in thinking you would crack but you snuggled and took that like a champ. You never broke. Congratulations on the 50k!" says Ben, as he hugs his boyfriend.
Ill humbly eat my words if he wins, but I think a lot of people misread when Production talked about how excited they were to work with Drake. They didn't mean that implying he'd win, they meant it that he would help create the best season they could. I said MANY pages ago that we have to accept Fishtank is what Fishtank is and that its just something to be experienced as it flows in its totality. In that framing, Drake is great because he's been a pillar in almost everything BECAUSE hes a professional. Bashir isn't, he's some just some random sperg fan, and thats why he will win. James is just S5 Luke.
 
Letty at least got a good pay out, Tayleigh got scammed and fucked over by the retarded finale format.
But yeah Letty, Tayleigh, Mizzy, Bashir are all up there for me because of how much shit they took.
Agree with the rest, but Mizzy didn't get it that bad besides being the "fat bitch" tts magnet of the season still would, and semi-frequent wardrobe slips. She bitched loads about small stuff like the candy challenge, and generally had a shitty attitude that pissed people off. Even came back to take the vegas trip with her tank bf, compare that to Letty/Tayleigh abuse and it was basically a free vacation.
 
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