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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Bashir: "Can we get a little bit of a shake-up?"
Be careful what you wish for...

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Greg and Frank war continues on twitter. Greg posts screenshots to prove Frank was shit talking, I immediately recognized them as screenshots I took for this post I made in thread linked above. His are really blurry and shitty so look at the original post if you want to see them.

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Frank is a pig who spends all of his time rolling around in the mud with other pigs while not realizing that he's a pig himself.
 
Can't stop laughing at Landon yelling about glue and Burt flustered that the glue is in a gallon jug while Landon demands he pours some in a sheet pan
 
FWIW, Bashir being IRL mad about Laura's existence makes her worth keeping around. She is the only person he hates in the house (he had to correct himself from saying he hated her, just that he pitied her and hope she got better etc. etc.)
This fact makes her presence untapped potential.
 
I've gotta say, I'm really liking the goo plotline. It's probably the most Fishtank the show has felt since the season 3

It'd be better to give her a concrete mission instead of making vague suggestions about how she should act on the show
Just kick her off, she hasn't been entertaining for 2 weeks now. She's been unbearable for a longer period of time than when she was fucking with JD (which was genuinely great).

Audience agrees
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Some classic Stevie Wonder with Superstition


Followed by James Brown with Payback


What did they mean by this? Was it a gay show all along?

IT WAS POO?
EDIT: Landon clarifies it was not poo

 
The camera is either on Bashir or its on people planning to fuck with/talking about Bashir. It has been like this for like the last week
Bashir is entertaining but I really think it's overstated. The thing that's been entertaining about him, to me, is his schemes failing & he somehow figures out how to recover & skate by. I also appreciate you can take almost nothing he says at face value and because of that, he causes a lot of the drama and "political intrigue" in the tank
 
Greg and Frank war continues on twitter.
Frank has been increasingly desperate to find someone to latch onto now that he seems to be shitcanned from Fishtank. He's been a back stabbing piece of shit for a long time and the moment that Sam was no longer protecting him the various fish seem to have dropped his fat ass. He was trying to be chummy with Jimmy on the fishtank website chat the other day and popped into Tay's stream sending donos over 2 years since they've last talked. I don't think any of the S4 fish are interested in any contact with Frank and most of the S5 fish have already disappeared and have no interest in having a post season footprint.
 
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