🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The camera is either on Bashir or its on people planning to fuck with/talking about Bashir. It has been like this for like the last week
I think you're severely understating how burned a lot of them probably feel after the two failed sieges. Second one was a clear shit-show, but even the Twins went in with him on the first crack and everyone came out looking worse for it. It really isn't a surprise everyone else flipped on him (except for Vimp, that one's just dumb mean girls shit).
He's also simultaneously the most interesting fish because he's completely embraced his role as the goo cook and got Burt and Dumbgay locked in on it, which is super impressive.
 
1775696909344.png
 
https://fish-dash.com/ I was linked this place by someone on Discord, I don't know who runs it or if there is a github repo for self hosting. Its similar to https://fishtank.observer but goes into more detail with the fishtoy purchases. The only downside is that it seems to have been launched after Anissa left but moments before JD left so its not a complete picture of the season.
 
https://fish-dash.com/ I was linked this place by someone on Discord, I don't know who runs it or if there is a github repo for self hosting. Its similar to https://fishtank.observer but goes into more detail with the fishtoy purchases. The only downside is that it seems to have been launched after Anissa left but moments before JD left so its not a complete picture of the season.
Crazy that just like AI images you can tell a vibecoded site just from first glance. Good tool though.
 
So is Drake not allowed to siege the goo room because it's too OP or is he just actually enjoying cooking up his bootleg alternative?
 
Frank has been increasingly desperate to find someone to latch onto now that he seems to be shitcanned from Fishtank. He's been a back stabbing piece of shit for a long time and the moment that Sam was no longer protecting him the various fish seem to have dropped his fat ass. He was trying to be chummy with Jimmy on the fishtank website chat the other day and popped into Tay's stream sending donos over 2 years since they've last talked. I don't think any of the S4 fish are interested in any contact with Frank and most of the S5 fish have already disappeared and have no interest in having a post season footprint.
Just a idea, maybe everyone in fishtank prod fucking sucks as people,
 
I prefer them having to get creative to annoy the goo room outside of just kicking the door in. Feels like a sequel to the computer room siege with new rules.
 
So what do the people making goo get for making goo? Do they have any motivation to not let the other contestants breaking down the door?
 
Back
Top Bottom