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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I agree but I dont think he meant to hit him with the edge like that, just pushing it back where it was.
He wanted to swing, he didn't aim upward on purpose, he thought he was going for a body/shield slam. Instead, he aimed up and hit James, because large objects are not easily maneuvered.

Just own up to it, Bashir. Don't be a pussy, dude. How can a man lead if he can't be self-accountable?
 
I just don't really care and both of them should just fight and settle it man, no more gay shit. Hate to pull the 'if Sam was here' card but if he was this would be the put up or shut up moment for both of them.
 
looks like bashir hit drake in the face with the door (probably wasnt intentional) and thats when drake hit him
So I'm supposed to believe the guy that's blinded everyone by squirted shit directly in their eyes wasn't trying to hit him in the eye with a door?

Bro door in the eye is classic Muslim strat
 
I agree but I dont think he meant to hit him with the edge like that, just pushing it back where it was.
I'd side more with this. Drake brakes the door on him, Bashir basically tries to push it back at Drake, which cuts him... the drake chimps out and starts throwing fists and saying he'll murder Bashir multiple times with Laura cheerleading lol.
 
It makes it even funnier that they're both 100% convinced that the game is rigged in the other one's favor
Bashir has way more proof it was rigged against him. Even his return wasn't done as a favor. They had someone bail and had no plan for a new freeloader. They were afraid of a mass bail like prior seasons and attempted to stop the dieoff.
 
>bashir said get out (twins okay)
>Bashir closes door
>Drake tard rages through the door and hits Bashir
>Drake cuts self
>Throw punch/slap
>Bashir throws back
>Vance comes to pull back Drake
>Drake crashes out and threatens to KILL Bashir multiple times.

Total Drake Crashout

"I LOVE BLOOD BRO."- Drake

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The Muslim did hit James in the head with the door but you are stupid.
 
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Watching it some more I'm fully convinced Bashir purposely hit him in the face with the door.
Yeah actually this looks pretty intentional. It's hard to tell with the angle. It looks like the bottom corner is possibly stuck on something which makes Bashir push harder, but then the bottom slides out so him pushing harder maybe makes him lose control?

I don't know, exactly, all I know for sure is this is good content and also it's funny seeing Landon get squashed like a cartoon between the wall and the door. SPLAT
 
why did they even fight? it sounds like bashir just told a story where they fought each other because they both wanted the twins to make goo lol
so it really was just bc bashir shut the door in his face.
and tts now saying bashir did that to landon too.
why is bashir so protective of goo room he needed to slam the door on james drake?

like he could have just... not shut the door on him
vance is now on guard duty btw
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who would've thought the goo room would've caused this many crash outs
i thought it was going to be a stupid mints bit that would last like a half hour and be fucking lame lmao

btw i found bliccy
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Binx did two stints on El Estanque which is far more brutal than Season 5 and she was here for the hellhouse phase of S5 and was happy the whole way through. Binx thrives in hellhouse and finds it enjoyable.
Easy to thrive when you leave the most intense areas of the house to go lay around and say shit like, “oh my gawwwwwdddd you’ll never believe what’s happening over therrrrre”
 
I just don't really care and both of them should just fight and settle it man, no more gay shit. Hate to pull the 'if Sam was here' card but if he was this would be the put up or shut up moment for both of them.
I'm seeing a lot of people in the chats complaining "Bashir won't win, why would he agree?"

Because it's Fishtank and Bashir has seen every season, how the fuck did he expect not to box?
 
why did they even fight? it sounds like bashir just told a story where they fought each other because they both wanted the twins to make goo lol
so it really was just bc bashir shut the door in his face.
and tts now saying bashir did that to landon too.
why is bashir so protective of goo room he needed to slam the door on james drake?
Landon's drunk shit testing finally triggered Bashir enough and Daddy James came upstairs to try to force them to allow Landon.....I think
 
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