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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
A HARLOTS BETRAYAL
With puppy dog Landon doing what he's told.
I'm 95% sure (but maybe I'm having a fever dream) that Bashir was telling Landon to leave for like an hour so the Twins could come in and cook.
Correct, he was only back in the goo room after a TTS told him the twins wanted to cook and Landon wouldn't let them. TTS told him to kick Landon out and teach the twins, otherwise he wouldn't have been in the goo room at that time, he'd be busy rambling boringly alone.
 
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Edit: After they replay the clip over and over it seems clear Bashir did use the door as a weapon.
 
I am curious how many people who wrote fanfiction about the door also thought Jimmy's mallet bounced off the wall onto Abi and that he didn't hit her. There might be a correlation there.
 
Under adrenaline though, you have a door that has been kicked off the hinges into you, you are going to deflect it back at whoever just did that. And in fairness to Drake, under adrenaline, you might think that has been intentionally just smacked into your face and then want to throw a punch back.
The fact is though, all of that happened because Drake is the one who knocked that door off the hinges into Bashir in the first place.
Splitting hairs we could blame Landon for damaging the door frame in the first place, considering that's what buckles into the room. In reality Drake shoved the hinge side, Bashir shoved the knob side, and the door rotated out of place. This wasn't a weapons grade kick done by Domestic Violence Drake, it was the consequences of the retard beating on it for an hour. The reaction of smacking someone with a door, deliberately might I add, is not one I would consider reasonable given the totality of the circumstances.
 
Drake wasn't allowed in the room and threw a door at Bash. Bashir threw it back. Whether Bashir was trying to hit Drake in the head or not is irrelevant, Drake wouldn't have been hit if he hasn't been where he wasn't supposed to be. Simple as.
 
Under adrenaline though, you have a door that has been kicked off the hinges into you, you are going to deflect it back at whoever just did that. And in fairness to Drake, under adrenaline, you might think that has been intentionally just smacked into your face and then want to throw a punch back.
The fact is though, all of that happened because Drake is the one who knocked that door off the hinges into Bashir in the first place.
I can agree there was escalation, however, footage also shows clearly this:
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Landon and Vimp fucking up the GOATs room.


Allah strikes down Vimp instantly.
 
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