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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
That being said:
- kick everyone
- give a small prize to Blane
- commission the twins for the merch instead of having the faggot mints to do AI garbage in shitty prints
- melt binx in acid on camera for the audience
saved season 5, thank me later
Ben, Mints, there's still time to follow this
 
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STILL nigging out and trying to pretend he didn't start it.
 
Bashir on prod fuckups.


As a Fish I like Bashir. He has an ideal for the show that he cares about and is unwavering on it. In ways it is annoying, and he expresses himself in gay ways, i.e. "It’s interesting to watch the twins draw, it’s interesting to watch Landon clean, it’s interesting to watch me pray” pathetic, but I agree with the sentiment.
The drama and destruction has a hard time finding substance when the friendly silliness doesn't. I think the destruction has its appeal, it offers contrast and it is interesting to observe the degradation of the space over a season. It increases ambient psychological pressure on everyone. I think it is important. Maybe in this season it feels forced and more stupid than usual to me for whatever reason.
Bashir's positive vision for the show is limiting and misses the point, but it is compelling for a fish to have a strong conception of the show that is not just meta-knowledge and soying, but a vision. Even if the vision is somewhat naïve and incomplete.
 
I think Bashir fans should be able to admit that he was doing it deliberately. Morality doesn't matter here, it's fucking Fishtank. I want to see retards fighting. It's not a negative against him.
 
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