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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
What's the context on James ex-wife having to stay in a women's shelter after their divorce? Like actual context, not what Drake said. Where is this coming from?
 
somebody with more fishbucks than me give Bashir the key to revenge
BROWN GOO

make some Brown Goo and leave it under James's covers, when he wakes up he'll think somebody POOP IN HIS BED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Omnimon32 said:
Why do people call Jet "Goron"? Sorry, I don't know much lore with production/MDE outside of Fishtank lol
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He's just Goranian. I don't think it can be explained.
 
SneakEnergy said:
These segments are kino but why do they do them every 5 minutes when nothing is happening lol
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Because nothing is happening.

I think the music panning segments have 100% improved the show tbh. Beats listening to silence or ethots babbling about nontent in another room. It's pushed the kino level higher than any other season imho. And the fish love having music once in a while, too (when they play it through the speakers). Going to Kick was a good idea for that reason.

I understand why the wiggers tried YouTube first, but imagine a season of ""Hehehe... UNALIVED... Hehehe... UNALIVED" and long intermittent periods of silence instead of what we're getting now. Eddie will take care of these guys and treat them much better than YouTube ever would. And we all get music!
 
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landon been like this for like an hour simping for vimp
meanwhile, bash is talking about goo room about how he needs to 'stop trusting people' because he gave vimp one of his headbands
not sure whos the bigger cuck here
 
Bashir receiving that love letter earlier is the perfect example of why he gets targeted so often.

Someone writes him a letter that says something to the tune of "Seeing you keep your spirituality in the tank has been really inspiring and it's caused me to reevaluate my own spirituality. I know you aren't Christian but I'd like to share the Lord's prayer with you." The person then goes onto write the Lord's prayer in the letter to which Bashir immediately begins correcting a misquoted passage. Instead of recognizing the person is expressing a genuine moment to him he immediately corrects the guy while doing his Jim face into the camera and smirking.

In comparison Drake often responds in kind to such messages and shows gratitude for the well wishes. Bashir has definitely been targeted the most but he mostly brings it on himself with the way he interacts with people. I know Bashir says it's boring seeing only one person attacked constantly but now that we're towards the end of this season I'd say I rank it highly among the others. There have definitely been some low points and I wasn't always entertained but the interactions between the cast along with some genuine high moments put's this just below season three for me.
 
SneakEnergy said:
Bashir owning it and self reflecting.
Also Jet admits they were just fucking with Alex when they said he won season 3.
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My opinion may have shifted. against my better judgement i'm liking Bashir, the contrast between him helping Burt of his own volition, shooting the shit and joking with Burt and Jet, and James just laying in his goddamn bed with his gaggle of cronies makes me want to root for Bashir. Hope Burt stays too, Bash needs someone in his corner.
 
Cryptosporidium 138 said:
My opinion may have shifted. against my better judgement i'm liking Bashir, the contrast between him helping Burt of his own volition, shooting the shit and joking with Burt and Jet, and James just laying in his goddamn bed with his gaggle of cronies makes me want to root for Bashir. Hope Burt stays too, Bash needs someone in his corner.
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Honestly, with this being 25 days of everyone v Bashir, if he somehow pulls out the win, it'll be the most earned win I've seen yet. I love the twins, but out of the final 3, the only one who went through it was Bash.
 
Did anyone record the whole "The Doors - The End"-sequence that's going on as I write this? I would be eternally happy if anyone could upload it in its entirety! The Kick overlay is so ugly.
muffdiver said:
Turbonegro is my hope
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Sadly, Hans-Erik Dyvik Husby passed away 5 years ago, and the band is imo nowhere near what it once was without him on stage.

RIP, you legend <3
The Real Taylor Swift said:
The winner is whoever is the best character, whoever grows (not necessarily in a positive way) or evolves with the show.
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Yeah, like Josie?
lacroix said:
Can someone please drop the goo recipe, I want to make some goo.
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Just in case this was a serious question, I'd already retrieved this for a goo-curious friend of mine. It's essentially Grok summarizing the recipe from a YT transcript of Burt's "Intro to Goo 101"-course on his first day in the tank:
The ingredients for making the "goo" (as described in the transcript and training video) are:
  • Warm water: Approximately 40 ounces (to start the borax solution).
  • Borax (sodium tetraborate / borax powder): About 2 teaspoons, fully dissolved in the water. This is the "activator" or cross-linking agent.
  • Food coloring: A few drops (optional, for color — the video uses purple as an example).
  • Glue: About 60 ounces of water-based polyvinyl acetate adhesive (commonly known as white school glue or PVA glue). This is the main base ingredient.

Quick summary of the process from the video:​

  1. Dissolve 2 tsp borax in ~40 oz warm water.
  2. Add a few drops of food coloring.
  3. Add ~60 oz glue and mix/knead until it forms the stretchy, non-Newtonian goo.
Dropping the video too, in case it can be of any help.
 
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Just Some Other Guy said:
I know it's a very contested opinion but I'm really not bothered by dumbgay.
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There was so much going on everywhere else today that it kind of drowned him out. If you put two black gay males in one house, they cancel each other out. Burt starts with B and that’s the second letter of the alphabet, Duanye starts with D, which is the 4th letter. Two and two is four. Four is the season of Fishtank that was canceled.
 
gh0stiexo said:
Honestly, with this being 25 days of everyone v Bashir, if he somehow pulls out the win, it'll be the most earned win I've seen yet. I love the twins, but out of the final 3, the only one who went through it was Bash.
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I feel when he loses it'll be like the robbery that happened with Shinji.
 
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