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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Honestly, with this being 25 days of everyone v Bashir, if he somehow pulls out the win, it'll be the most earned win I've seen yet. I love the twins, but out of the final 3, the only one who went through it was Bash.
The assault on Fort Drake was 2v6 because everyone was temporarily on Bashirs side. The twins have pretty consistently liked Bashir, Landon was a strong ally until Fort Drake, Vimp was a great ally for the entirety of the room/candy wars, JD was generally never against him.

This fanfic that Bashir has never had an ally is simply retarded
 
The assault on Fort Drake was 2v6 because everyone was temporarily on Bashirs side. The twins have pretty consistently liked Bashir, Landon was a strong ally until Fort Drake, Vimp was a great ally for the entirety of the room/candy wars, JD was generally never against him.

This fanfic that's Bashir has never had an ally is simply retarded
The "assault" on fort drake was bashir and drake arguing while vimp and laura threw shit back and forth. everyone else just stood there yelling. Landon betrayed him IMMEDIATLY. JD went after him constantly, so i have no fucking idea what you're talking about. The candy wars was the only time he had an actual ally and she turned on him too as soon as the challenge was over because he (checks notes) emptied out one of her bags to throw candy in for the counting and spilled some of her vitamins on the floor.

Don't be a faggot.
 
The assault on Fort Drake was 2v6 because everyone was temporarily on Bashirs side. The twins have pretty consistently liked Bashir, Landon was a strong ally until Fort Drake, Vimp was a great ally for the entirety of the room/candy wars, JD was generally never against him.

This fanfic that Bashir has never had an ally is simply retarded
The assault on Fort Drake was basically Bashir on his own lol, no one else did anything except Vimp.
Bongo likes Bashir, Bingo doesn't, and they never really have his back outside of challenges.
Landon infamously flips back and forth and might as well not even been there for either Bashir or Drake.
Vimp was okay but made it clear she didn't really want to be his ally the entire time.
JD was very much against Bashir. He was always with Emma and Drake plotting against him.
 
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"All Drake had to do was give you a handful of candy, and you'd still be a contestent"
"And then what? I'd still be doing nothing."
What a cuckold Landon is lol
Landon fell off. Hard. he should have just stayed gone and been a beloved autist instead of the drunk belligerent cuck he is now. Blane didn't come back, i still like Blane, maybe you should have done what the Rhino did "Tiger".
 
I don't know if James Drake has fans who want him to win or if Bashir just has so many haters that do NOT want him to win that they cheer for James Drake.

Tonight seemed like a pivotal night. I think most viewers feel that James Drake vs Bashir has to be the final 2 and any other outcome doesn't feel right.

I feel like there's a large portion of fans who genuinely believe that production wants James Drake to win and is getting favors and coddled. I simply think production is trolling fans who are doom-posting about that BUT fans really do believe that and if James Drake somehow wins the show (even fairly) I think it does more harm to Fishtank than good. Maybe the minority is always the loudest but I saw a screenshot on Twitter today of someone cancelling their Fishtank subscription, citing "rigged" as the reason why. People are now speaking with their wallet because they think the show is rigged for James to win it.

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if bashir is owning it and self reflecting that means everything you said in this thread tonight in his defense is fucking wrong, which is true.
apologize.
Nah, fuck that, apologies are for fags and fag enablers. Even if Bashir fully intended to split JD#2's head open it was deserved. Drake got the door shut in his face and exposed himself as exactly what he keeps accusing other people of being; a manipulator and bully. Bashir's failure last night was muddying the waters by not maintaining discipline and taking the W gracefully.
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what would you even do to fuck with him?
It seems like all anyone would have to do is see through the bullshit and he will do the rest himself given time. I would call his tactics feminine but the average woman is mature enough for that to be an insult. It is more on the level of a shitty 14 or 15 year old girl desperate to fit in crossed with a sub-90 IQ gym bro. His only tactics are back biting and violence.

Not unlovable but hardly an angel.
 
The "assault" on fort drake was bashir and drake arguing while vimp and laura threw shit back and forth. everyone else just stood there yelling. Landon betrayed him IMMEDIATLY. JD went after him constantly, so i have no fucking idea what you're talking about. The candy wars was the only time he had an actual ally and she turned on him too as soon as the challenge was over because he (checks notes) emptied out one of her bags to throw candy in for the counting and spilled some of her vitamins on the floor.

Don't be a faggot.
My point wasn't that they were effective. It's that they all agreed and sided with him at one point or another. It's his fault he lost them as "teammates". The show hasn't been "everyone vs Bashir" you only think that because Laura was persistent and Bashir never shuts the fuck up about being targeted.

Edit: I actually forgot everything JD did so who cares if he was against Bashir. Forget I brought him up.
 
I don't know if James Drake has fans who want him to win or if Bashir just has so many haters that do NOT want him to win that they cheer for James Drake.

Tonight seemed like a pivotal night. I think most viewers feel that James Drake vs Bashir has to be the final 2 and any other outcome doesn't feel right.

I feel like there's a large portion of fans who genuinely believe that production wants James Drake to win and is getting favors and coddled. I simply think production is trolling fans who are doom-posting about that BUT fans really do believe that and if James Drake somehow wins the show (even fairly) I think it does more harm to Fishtank than good. Maybe the minority is always the loudest but I saw a screenshot on Twitter today of someone cancelling their Fishtank subscription, citing "rigged" as the reason why. People are now speaking with their wallet because they think the show is rigged for James to win it.

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I'd really like to see the final 2 be Twins and Bash. Drake had his spotlight.

Good ending, Bash wins, despite everything he's gone through, and splits it with the twins, because at the end of the day, he really is just a nice guy.
 
I don't know if James Drake has fans who want him to win or if Bashir just has so many haters that do NOT want him to win that they cheer for James Drake.

Tonight seemed like a pivotal night. I think most viewers feel that James Drake vs Bashir has to be the final 2 and any other outcome doesn't feel right.

I feel like there's a large portion of fans who genuinely believe that production wants James Drake to win and is getting favors and coddled. I simply think production is trolling fans who are doom-posting about that BUT fans really do believe that and if James Drake somehow wins the show (even fairly) I think it does more harm to Fishtank than good. Maybe the minority is always the loudest but I saw a screenshot on Twitter today of someone cancelling their Fishtank subscription, citing "rigged" as the reason why. People are now speaking with their wallet because they think the show is rigged for James to win it.

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Let the retards throw their tantrums. At some point this show has to stop letting babified paypigs control everything. That's exactly why Josie and TJ won despite not deserving it. Its objectively not been rigged in either sides favor this time, so people claiming otherwise are just butthurt or delusional. Shit, people keep saying James Drake is coddled but he's experienced almost exactly the same things happen to him as Bashir has except or having all of his clothes destroyed and that's only because Bashir can't stop tapping into his muslim roots and declaring jihad on roasties.
 
I don't know if James Drake has fans who want him to win or if Bashir just has so many haters that do NOT want him to win that they cheer for James Drake.

Tonight seemed like a pivotal night. I think most viewers feel that James Drake vs Bashir has to be the final 2 and any other outcome doesn't feel right.

I feel like there's a large portion of fans who genuinely believe that production wants James Drake to win and is getting favors and coddled. I simply think production is trolling fans who are doom-posting about that BUT fans really do believe that and if James Drake somehow wins the show (even fairly) I think it does more harm to Fishtank than good. Maybe the minority is always the loudest but I saw a screenshot on Twitter today of someone cancelling their Fishtank subscription, citing "rigged" as the reason why. People are now speaking with their wallet because they think the show is rigged for James to win it.

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I mean the idea that Bashir thinks Drake is coddled when he was literally brought back from the dead after being fairly ousted from the house is laughable. Why should Drake be punished for correctly identifying that Fishtank is a social game and then playing it correctly? Drake may not be the challenge beast a lot of us expected him to be but his ability to constantly tip toe around all the various autists in the house should be applauded. It's not easy dealing with one autist in your life let alone an entire group of them. Laura fucking with Drake seemed like an absolute lock but Drake was so good at conversing with her that Laura has not only not fucked with Drake she's essentially aligned herself with him.

Also I don't believe for a second that Bashir would be stating the same opinions if the roles were reversed. If Drake was getting fucked with Bashir would be constantly stating that it's the nature of the show and he should have done research before coming on. Bashir reacts emotionally to everything and takes everything personally which is why he's such a great character and will go down as one of the more memorable cast members over the entire show's history. Even if Drake wins he will be a footnote when discussions about memorable moments or great Fish happen because people don't remember good social players, they remember strong personalities and people who cause chaos. I'm also entirely convinced that the insane Drake hatred is mostly coming from social outcasts who still haven't gotten over their high school experience and were in all likelihood bullied by someone that Drake reminds them of. Let's be honest, Fishtank fans are like the island of misfit toys and seeing someone like Drake who, on the surface, seems to have his shit together with a passable, stable girlfriend will always cause anger in them. The entire point of season three was making fun of people like Drake so it doesn't surprise me at all that there is a vocal group of the fanbase that absolutely hates his guts.
 
My point wasn't that they were effective. It's that they all agreed and sided with him at one point or another. It's his fault he lost them as "teammates". The show hasn't been "everyone vs Bashir" you only think that because Laura was persistent and Bashir never shuts the fuck up about being targeted.

Edit: I actually forgot everything JD did so who cares if he was against Bashir. Forget I brought him up.
Emma - anti bashir
Vicky - anti bashir
Landon - flip flop but ultimately anti bashir
Dungay - anti-bashir
Laura - anti bashir
JD - anti bashir
Vimp - betrayal, manipulation that it wasn't betrayal, now anti bashir

Twins are literally the only ones on the show who weren't, but it's not like they go out of their way to defend or protect him. They just dont do anything to hurt him.

Literally how is this not everyone v bashir?
 
Drake got the door shut in his face and exposed himself as exactly what he keeps accusing other people of being; a manipulator and bully.
Exactly, his only thing is being more physically imposing than everyone else, that's literally all he has, when Bash closed the door on him he probably felt humiliated for one of the first times in his life and instantly lashed out like a Nigger. Bash has been getting fucked with since day one and he's taken everything in stride.

Wanna know who someone truly is look at how they deal with struggle, Bashir shrugs it off or vents for an hour and is back to normal, James tries to fight and if he doesn't get his way he mopes like a woman. His ego is paper thin and he only gets away with it because he's tall and muscular. If someone was around he couldn't just physically control, for instance Sam, and told him he's raising another man's kids and is a dogshit actor and musician he'd mope like he's doing now. When he lost to Landon in the acting challenge you could tell that really pissed him off more than it should have. he's just big brothering everybody, that's all he's got.
 
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TTS: "Landon, in real life, James wouldn't even talk to you. He'd think you were an autist."
Landon: "g-guys can you stop saying faggot?"

Also Vimp is getting worked by the TTS. She's sarcastically responding to them as if they aren't bothering her.
 
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