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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Man With No Name said:
I think Bashir fans should be able to admit that he was doing it deliberately. Morality doesn't matter here, it's fucking Fishtank. I want to see retards fighting. It's not a negative against him.
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I think it was deliberate, but he was trying to hit Landon not jdrake. Drake is just a faggot constantly babying Landon.

PhoneCharger said:
Even Vimp who stuck by him for the most part eventually drifted away because she hated how whiny and hypocritical he is.
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Red binx is another loser who was brought onto the show who wants to be liked, its no wonder she joined the longhouse.

The Real Taylor Swift said:
Fishtoys are on, @Meiwaku DM me your Fishtank profile link and Ill tip you the tokens to love letter Bashir. He needs to hear from his 5th wife...
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Better do it with a burner account or mei will get fixed probably.

Hennimore said:
I'm also entirely convinced that the insane Drake hatred is mostly coming from social outcasts who still haven't gotten over their high school experience and were in all likelihood bullied by someone that Drake reminds them of.
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We have verifiable that he was a theater kid who hopped on trt lol. He's not a Chad, he's a failed actor who has to date women with children because he's a loser lol. The dude obviously got into boxing knowing it happens on the show. My greatest contempt for him comes from his fans trying to build him up as some alpha figure, when the fact of the matter is he's in a house of autists and the greatest challenge he's failed to overcome is getting a gangly Muslim weeb out of the house time and again.

Osama Bin Laden said:
i got around to watching doorgate and this is exactly what i mean when i talk about drake and ego. any person who knows how to fight would steamroll drake with zero issue. if drake wasn't in better shape than literally everyone else, he'd have a tougher time wrestling bashir.

for someone who has a music degree that he doesn't use, has starred in numerous cringe YouTube videos and indie films, plus being unable to father his own ((WHITE)) children, you'd think he'd have a better outlook on life
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This is a better explanation of what I'm trying to say lol

S.C.U.D. said:
S5: Alex (need this), Landon, Vimp (I am not counting James Drake as that was a deliberate pratfall)

Are there any others?
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Bashir feel down the stairs after water bottle moving mints I'm pretty sure

Spoilered my shit because I don't want to make a long post with a bunch of quotes.
I don't want to powerlevel at all but having a successful marriage with my own children, a flourishing career, and a lifetime of fitness makes it really easy to spot jdrake as a loser dork lol. The dude is almost forty and has failed in all aspects he has tried.
 
Zjierb said:
Emma - Ambivalent until Bashir shredded her plant in a random jihad. People say that she "cheated" to eliminate Bashir but I feel like being clever in challenges is just as valid a strategy when it comes to Fishtank.
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This was an early Bashtarded move. It was logical but he can't grasp how it came off to everyone as an immediate offense. He thought explaining that he destroyed his own plant made it appear less but when it instead made him look unhinged. He had worked out a deal with the twins so he wouldn't be eliminated in return for getting them across the finish line. This sums up his main issues most succinctly, I think.
Optics are his weakest point, islamic content aside.
Zjierb said:
He has had allies and opportunities that others could only dream of, like being brought back after elimination, but he feels entitled to more.
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Being brought back isn't coddling Bashir, it's coddling the show stream. This is a completely moot point by now, that was so early in the season it is no longer relevant aside from other fish being upset about it still, which would be fair. For viewers and production it's dumb to fixate on it. He didn't ask to come back.
Zjierb said:
Should Bashir have closed the door on an active argument? In real life probably but in Fishtank, no, that would only result in problems either instantly or later.
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He had been closing the door on people all day at that point with no issue. It was his Fishtank job to tell those people to go away and focus on making goo. Production should have emphasized Burtshir's authority over the goo room.
Zjierb said:
Landon - Tried to ally with Bashir, was met with half-assed plans and failed sieges, no defense from mutual enemies, and ultimately stood against Bashir as an act of defiance. Was used like a lapdog to no avail.
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This is pro-Landon slander. Landon's weakest point is he always has a mommy yanking him by the leash. Bashir has had multilpe 1-on-1s with Landon to smooth things over, Landon will leave on good terms but then his current thang will use him against Bashir and that's all Landon ends up doing.
 
Ive seen lots of BingoBongo slander regarding Bashir and James Drake. Bongo only didn't care about being tossed by James Drake because she still clutched the dub and took him out even as he hucked her across the room.

Bingo was momentarily upset because she lost after (for some reason) telling Bashir her strategy. Bingo and Bongo both say they get upset quick, especially about losing, but get over it quick. Which they did. She felt so bad about Bashir feeling hurt by it that they made up with him later.

Bongo also got cucked out of fucking with James Drake's stuff because Ben interrupted it with the Salt and Pepper costumes.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
I don't want to powerlevel at all but having a successful marriage with my own children, a flourishing career, and a lifetime of fitness makes it really easy to spot jdrake as a loser dork lol. The dude is almost forty and has failed in all aspects he has tried.
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This only makes you sound retarded and an A-Log. You have a successful marriage, a flourishing career, but you're spending time analyzing James Drake's admittedly kind-of mediocre life.

"I'm so much better than him". It's right fucking here, man.

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Lonjil said:
Why the fuck are people posting essays to debate Bashir v drake. Watch the content or fuck off niggers
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Every season has a flash point of autism where there is no resolution. We'll need to revisit this topic after the season ends and the dust has settled. Multiple times.
 
Kong Strong said:
I think in a season like s3 with Luke there is a big chance Drake would come off as a lot more of a Simbal than he does currently.
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I actually agree with this because Drake does not have as radiant and life-loving a personality as Luke does. Luke is a cool dude to be around.

It's just a tragedy that in Jet's world the choices have to be antisocial crybaby youngest-child Muslim bitch and roid-rage dick-riding (literally) theater kid.
 
ElAbominacion said:
I actually agree with this because Drake does not have as radiant and life-loving a personality as Luke does. Luke is a cool dude to be around.
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No its because he is the biggest man and has a huge ego despite being a like 5'10'' 38y/o failed actor, with someone there willing to press him that he can't easily just overpower he would look like Simbal
 
Kong Strong said:
No its because he is the biggest man and has a huge ego despite being a like 5'10'' 38y/o failed actor
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He doesn't have a huge ego or he wouldn't be in Fishtank. I'd say it's fragile and small, it's the only way anyone would accept being on Fishtank. Also, if you are 38 and you're still insisting on being an actor you've kind of lost the plot.
 
i've noticed the fishtank youtube hasn't posted a recap in a few days. Might be because AB is too busy sending unfunny TTS, might be because cucumberfeet consistently gets higher views.
 
ElAbominacion said:
This only makes you sound retarded and an A-Log. You have a successful marriage, a flourishing career, but you're spending time analyzing James Drake's admittedly kind-of mediocre life.

"I'm so much better than him". It's right fucking here, man.

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I never said I wasn't a retard. I'm sorry you're some variety of failure and took my breakdown of James Drake personally.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
I don't want to powerlevel at all but having a successful marriage with my own children, a flourishing career, and a lifetime of fitness makes it really easy to spot jdrake as a loser dork lol
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I do want to powerlevel and as someone who's not a retarded faggot, it's very easy to spot JDrake as a retarded faggot.
I mean come on, the furry shit? You could genuinely not pay me enough to hop in a fursuit.
 
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