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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Penguin Soldier said:
Actually it would have been a good challenge to make them all make their own goo, then put them up for sale immediately and the winner is who makes the most money. Let the fish set/adjust their prices and have to shill it all day long.
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I speculated this is what they were doing to be honest. However Jet said yesterday the goo was going to enhance the reward for the winner, or something along those lines, which implies the sales would go into their pocket on top of the 50k. Shame the door is busted (missed all of Doorgate because I was asleep) as I enjoyed the concept of having Burt locked in a room like a Chinese factory worker and introducing Fish as helpers.
 
Potatoherder said:
No, they were directly told they'd only would put out fruit if the baskets were in the room. I believe they were destroyed.
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I could be wrong, but i believe the basket (at least until a couple days ago) was still there and fine, they just literally stopped delivering. I saw someone (either the twins or Vimp) with the basket in the jungle room not long ago.
 
gickygackerz said:
A kind of aside from the door wars, I wanna gripe about the wiggers fuckin again
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Jet wanted to gamify fishtank. The fish were supposed to do jobs, make money from the jobs, and have an easier time with the money they'd made because they'd be able to buy necessities and creature comforts in the market. This fell apart literally the first time they issued money and everyone agreed to share essentials like toilet paper.

Every room was supposed to be a job. Arena was supposed to be for "personal trainer" jobs with the "joke" being that the chads would train the 'tards. Jungle Room was supposed to be free food in exchange for not wrecking a room, Computer lab was supposed to be a backup if you fucked up your job with the enSlave captcha farm(with a reward aspect of getting to game), and Goo Factory is self-evident(and was supposed to be a breaking bad bit with Alex B as Jesse Pinkman) - they nuked literally all the rooms because the jobs had no real reward. Unlike in previous seasons, fishbux didn't translate to IRL cash and everyone shared food and TP and shit so the Hell House-y aspects of the market got instantly nuked

Jet stopped caring about the jobs and the games and just said "fuck it, nuke the rooms" - his excuses are all just copes, for example he explicitly allowed strategy snitching on xbox and then nuked the room because of it. Jet has no idea how to gamify fishtank(tbh I don't either but I'm not the guy running the damn show so that's fine) and wants to "rebrand it" to "expand the audience" and is dipping his toes in the gayest pool imaginable with the kick and post-tank IRL stuff.

The season's off-rails again, but it's off-rails in a way that isn't leading to huge amounts of fatigue and downtime so it's still kino, hard-carried by a cast of MDE fans that know what makes Fishtank good.
 
Ultimately, Jet was right when he said these fish were all animals when they had to change the rules for the plant challenge. But they either underestimated how much of an animal they are, or didn't bother adjusting to account for it. The fish run the asylum it feels like and production just reacts to it/is barely involved. When the Fish are supposed to be the ones in the tank and production in control of everything.
The Man With No Name said:
We'll always remember objects by their owners.

Jon's Bible
Letty's Passport
Jimmy's Hammer

But is it Drake's Door or Bashir's Door?
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Idk, but once again I guarantee you they let another way to make money slip out of their hands. Have them break the door and sell chunks of it signed by Bashir, James or both. There's someone in the thread who mentioned that a lot of FT fans clearly never watched wrestling. Well the wiggers should learn a thing or two about how to monetize their shit like wrestling companies do. They sell ring used pieces of broken tables signed by the wrestlers, which is a clever way to maximize their investments in props they'd have to buy regardless and would otherwise throw away.
 
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ElAbominacion said:
Only if Frank professes his interest in Bashir's booty, a la Fleece Johnson.
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I need him to come in and be exactly as Bliccy described: "He tickled someone one time. And then he was crying because he felt bad. He's like really sweet."

I think she also said he baked for everyone. Imagine the fish wake up to the smell of cinnamon rolls in the oven and coffee. Come out and find Frank in an apron with old school grandma style oven mitts. He starts being super sweet to everyone, occasionally does a tickle. Then feels bad and brings them to confessional to have a heart to heart while sobbing. Maybe makes some goo.

After everyone bitching and spamming where's Frank this whole season this imo is the best outcome. Give them Frank but not the Frank they asked for
 
Polyboros2 said:
Hope you stretched for fucking calves for the inevitable goal post moving.

"That door frame is still 2% connected, Drake still broke it off dude"
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LLLLLMAO they actually did it!

Kong Strong said:
No. It is slightly attached to the wall at the top and continued to be so and function as a door for hours before Drake pulled the door frame off of the wall, hitting bashir which sparked this whole thing
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It's split all the way up the hanging board, is split all far as we can see along the top board. Landon destroyed that door there is nothing but friction holding it in.

Just say you hate Drake, and violence against him is funny. This is fucking Fishtank nigga, no one's gonna moral fag you over it.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
The final winner should be decided with a 1v1 coinflip challenge, best of 50,000 flips wins $50,000.
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My pitch for the finale: 3 way russian roulette with a paintball revolver

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i've never been paintballing so idk how they'd do this safely, maybe chest shots or wearing a helmet?

edit because i got a better idea:
just give them all "the bullet" and have them shoot at who they want to eliminate, then they need to pass the gun to the next person. last man standing wins.
everyone needs to spin the cylinder and shoot, but there's only one bullet at a time. set it up like the group therapy in s2, but with a gun.
 
Bashirfags are unreal lmao. He's a Muslim and a ginger and a weeb, he is going to be disliked by most (reasonable) people, why are any of you shocked. I am personally fine with him being drowned in the goo live on stream.

Drake embarrassed himself by chimping out like a nigger, probably because such an objective undesirable like Bashir lorded minute power over him.

But Bashir hit Drake in his face with the door hard enough to open a cut and Drake rightfully wanted to kill him for that. He was justified to throw a punch. I've been here since the beginning I have never seen such blind stanning for any fish like I've seen for this muslim. He is a content factory which makes him a great fish and I want him on as long as possible, tho.
 
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