🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[John Kiwi]

Brianbuddies vs Cole, Tay vs The House
Season 3 just had only one real competitor that deserved the win in Burt
I checked out of s4 after they Kicked Jin, it seemed gay from what I could tell.

Did we ever figure out why he was kicked? I heard he just pissed off Jet which could definitely be it but curious if anyone knows more

 

[Aidan]

Did we ever figure out why he was kicked? I heard he just pissed off Jet which could definitely be it but curious if anyone knows more

Cole? Made production seethe.
Jin? Made Jet seethe.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Did we ever figure out why he was kicked? I heard he just pissed off Jet which could definitely be it but curious if anyone knows more

Jin just outright started talking about Jet's r9k history.

 

[cuttysnark]

Laura mogging jungle room door

 

[Kong Strong]

Did we ever figure out why he was kicked? I heard he just pissed off Jet which could definitely be it but curious if anyone knows more

I really think Sam's influence on people, but especially Jet is just very negative, he seems obsessed with never letting anyone get one over on him and I think Jin openly making fun of Jet for his r9k posts just wasn't going to fly in that environment. I mean look at how Sam reacts to the first time actually being fucked with, just destroying Harland's podcast studio like a faggot.

Unironically something Ian Jomha called out 100% correctly. Shame it came from Ian Jomha lol

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Cole? Made production seethe.
Jin? Made Jet seethe.

Pretty much this. There was a soft admission of this in season 5 when Landon was drunk and pressing production. They switched to basement cam and said they're learning that it's funny and they should let it happen more rather than chimp about it. Jin in particular talked about Jet's /r9k/ history and shortly after was told to gather his things and leave. Essentially a case of being able to dish it out but not take it by production.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

How do you check his Islam shit?

Make fun of him for it in ways that actually offend him. Make fun of him for being a weeb muslim cowboy who dresses like a Gay Fetishized version of an Cowboy and Injun at the same time.
Nobody's pressed him on any of the shit that would actually piss him off. It's always just "lol make him touch bacon" or "ooga booga hit him and pour shit on him" which doesn't do anything to him.

Tearing him down the way Frank tore down Tay in s2(without the rape maybe) would fuck his shit up. Sam could easily fuck his shit up just by mogging him and calling him a fag with an identity crisis like he did with Cole.
Literally nobody has pressed him on being an obvious nepo kid - "dude I've literally never had a single job but I've lived in japan and morocco and all over europe and road tripped the US several times but im totally broke guise :^) " and that would fuck him up too.

There is infinite ammo against him, but all these retarded wiggers can think of is peepeepoopoo and haram.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Did we ever figure out why he was kicked? I heard he just pissed off Jet which could definitely be it but curious if anyone knows more

They wanted to stomp the production shit testing both Jin and Daniel were doing so one of them had to get crucified and Daniel being a natural retard instead of a guy running a gimmick won out. Jin doing one epic 4chan meme after another didnt ingratiate himself to production either.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Pretty much this. There was a soft admission of this in season 5 when Landon was drunk and pressing production. They switched to basement cam and said they're learning that it's funny and they should let it happen more rather than chimp about it. Jin in particular talked about Jet's /r9k/ history and shortly after was told to gather his things and leave. Essentially a case of being able to dish it out but not take it by production.

They also realised a day or two after than Jin was the second funniest dude next to Freddy and all they had left were genuine freaks and e-thots. Season was doomed the moment it happened honestly, although it was doomed earlier than that from how it was cast. Jet even admitted one night Jin was funny they just couldn't afford to have people shit-test them constantly.

 

[Jackpot]

Season 4 had a fundamentally unlikeable cast. Nobody was particularly big on any of them.

Ellie, Aryeh, Angie, Jin, Seth and Dan were what people claim the S5 cast are. All were either nontent, boring, simp bait or gave up constantly. Rachel might as well have been a freeloader, she was essentially a meme.

But Direnc and Freddy deserved better competition. They made the most impact by a long shot.
Imagine the Bashir vs James Drake rivalry but with Freddy and Direnc instead of Emma or Bezo wasting a slot.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Brianbuddies vs Cole

Brianbuddies were real? I though everyone hated that dude, he was pure nontent for me once Cole was kicked left willingly

 

[Two Little Nigger Babies]

Drake and Laura are harassing Burt in the Goo room. Drake threw 8 slimes out the window for no reason like an asshole. James has a big head from last night.

 

[cuttysnark]

Burt is asking the girls for chicken, says he can't leave the goo factory

Bliccy will make Burt chicken wings, Burt wants pepsi

 

[Kong Strong]

Drake and Laura are harassing Burt in the Goo room. Drake threw 8 slimes out the window for no reason like an asshole. James has a big head from last night.

Shocking, laura and drake are back to mogging things out the window

 

[._.]

He's an entertaining character but I really don't see how some of you are so ride or die for Bashir. He exhibits extremely jewish behavior constantly.

Its because Drake has shown multiple times he has all the same problems Bashir has as far as being shitty. The only reason hes still here and hasnt chimped out harder is because its a Frank Hassle situation where he leans on the you cant mess with me because itll get physical, but you know he chimps out just as hard, and I get annoyed when the women on the show do the same, like Laura and 'you cant hit me because Im a girl' type of shit.

Drake acts like the guy who you look at him and know that if it wasnt immediately obvious, hed lean into nutshots in fight. Hed hit first if he could get a sucker punch and get em on the ground first, hed bring a gun just for insurance, which whatever its a fight but then people moralize it.

People defend bashir are maybe people who have known people like Drake so you see people going 'wow hes so cool and strong and handsome and justified and he doesnt even get mad and didnt start it!!!' Yeah he kinda did. He got a scrape because regardless of who did it, they ripped the hinges out and the screws are exposed or something but he was acting like some mall cop who manhandles people then when when they shove back he puts em in a George Floyd situation.

I could sperg more because Ive known people and seen this exact behavior and I dont think Im wrong in reading either of them (Bashir is still a faggot too for bitching),

Im mostly annoyed at the ballwashing I guess of Drake being a goodboi dindu instead of just Drake admitting hes some white trashy nigger and going 'Youre lucky I didnt land the first hit.'

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Ellie, Aryeh, Angie, Jin, Seth and Dan were what people claim the S5 cast are. All were either nontent, boring, simp bait or gave up constantly.

But Direnc and Freddy deserved better competition. They made the most impact by a long shot.
Imagine the Bashir vs James Drake rivalry but with Freddy and Direnc instead of Emma or Bezo wasting a slot.

Direnc and Freddy deserved a good season for sure. The rest of those people were so disposable it's unbelievable. Daniel in particular makes me laugh because Landon is just Daniel but better in every way.

Reminds me I've been meaning to ask if anyone has the Seth lore. I've never followed contestants or anything between seasons, but from my understanding based on this thread Seth is a complete mess. What happened to him?

 

[filthypenguin]

Make fun of him for it in ways that actually offend him. Make fun of him for being a weeb muslim cowboy who dresses like a Gay Fetishized version of an Cowboy and Injun at the same time.

The TTS has been doing that since day one without bothering him.

Sam could easily fuck his shit up just by mogging him and calling him a fag with an identity crisis like he did with Cole.

They already tried that, he reverse mogged them

"dude I've literally never had a single job but I've lived in japan and morocco and all over europe and road tripped the US several times but im totally broke guise :^) " and that would fuck him up too.

They already tried that. He used to be rich, and now he isn't, because of a Syrian banking crisis or something.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

James Drake and Laura go into the goo factory and James Drake grabs a pile of goo and starts throwing it out the window for no reason.

 

[no-exit]

Some people say/think he is a hypochondriac

Muslims are dedicated to cleanliness, so that might be partly why he is doing that. My grandma used to whip out the peroxide for cuts and scrapes, it burns like hell but works well to clean wounds.

Bashir regularly mentions his ablutions or wudu (i.e. ritual cleansing) that he has to perform before his daily prayers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wudu#Far%C4%81'id_according_to_Sunni_Muslims

Theoretically, one can perform one wuḍūʾ for Salah and this wudu would be considered valid for the rest of the day, unless you nullify it by certain means. Muslims believe that certain acts invalidate the wudu (often referred to as 'breaking wudu' and 'losing wudu'), although the Qur'an does not explain most of these, and rules differ among schools.
According to Sunni Muslims

According to Sunni Islam, the following invalidates wudu:

Slow-wave sleep while reclining.
Sleeping with the help of support.
Loss of senses.
Fainting.
Defecation or urination.
Odorous or audible emissions of flatulence.
Ejaculation of semen.[d]
Vomiting.
Touching the private parts with the bare hands.
Blood or pus leaving the body so that it leaves the point of exit.

 

[Two Little Nigger Babies]

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James Drake and Laura go into the goo factory and James Drake grabs a pile of goo and starts throwing it out the window for no reason.

After last night, he thinks he owns the house. He is going to be a male Laura from here on out. Give a man a little power, and he shows who he really is.