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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764

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Burt's rapist hypnotist.
 
Bashir currently has a 800 point lead over the twins in second place.
FUCK.
1100-Twins
700-Drake (he got a freebie pretty much on a 500 point question)
1900-Bashir
They are about half done
To be fair it can change fast, especially with $500 questions.
 
JD disconnected all the toilet chains 2 weeks ago. He told Laura when he was trying to rizz her up upon arrival. Laura later told Letty she's been shitting in the toilets and not flushing the whole time. Letty commented on stream that all of the bathrooms are absolutely disgusting. I really think nobody in the house has realized what JD did, and that it's easy to fix. They think production did it. Or something.

It's just sort of baffling. I think they don't know. It reminds me of some kids at my high school that did a "senior prank" but literally nobody noticed, except in this case they're just filling up toilets with shit and flushing them with buckets of water from the shower or something. I've considered buying a TTS to explain this to someone.. but who? Lol.
When I was in college, I did a similar toilet prank that's easy to fix but harder to find.

On the wall near every toilet, there's a silver knob with a hose leading to the toilet. It controls the water pressure going into the back of the tank, and if you turn it aaaallll the way up, the toilet will let out a horrifying screech and shudder when you flush. A lot of sinks have this same knob too, and it works the same way.

I then convinced my college roommates that one of them was pooping too much/laying logs that were too big and it broke the toilet, sowed suspicion and blame among them, and introduced them to the poop knife. I confessed and called off the prank just before the landlord was ready to call a plumber because he didn't know either.
 
People shocked Drake didnt know "Vatican City" because he's Christian really don't understand how little the average American Protestant knows about Catholicism.
 
The twins and Bashir are my favorite contestants, but it would be a terrible duo for a final showdown. Reminds me of Vance v Josie v Letty, it always had to be Josie v Letty. I have a feeling production is going to push for JD v Bash with some trickery
 
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