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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
"Daaaaaaaad! They're calling me gaaaaaay!"
You just know he's going to get involved now and have to be the hero.
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I can feel it.
 
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Before anyone who catches up on this later tries to feel any pity for Landon just remember, he put himself in this situation all by himself.
You can give him a handicap of being drunk and this being his first girl contact but at the end of of the day he dug that hole. He picked up on none of the warning signs from Vimp and then begged. A good segment would be someone doing a play by play rundown of how he fucked up with her. Get letty and the blonde bimbo.
 
You can give him a handicap of being drunk and this being his first girl contact but at the end of of the day he dug that hole. He picked up on none of the warning signs from Vimp and then begged. A good segment would be someone doing a play by play rundown of how he fucked up with her. Get letty and the blonde bimbo.
Oh I mean even before that. His retard "mogging" earned him the gay treatment in the first place. It was super effective!
 
You can give him a handicap of being drunk and this being his first girl contact but at the end of of the day he dug that hole. He picked up on none of the warning signs from Vimp and then begged. A good segment would be someone doing a play by play rundown of how he fucked up with her. Get letty and the blonde bimbo.
I was kinda afk the whole time, what actually happened? Was she wanting him to make a move, he didn't, and then she got pissed off?
 
You can give him a handicap of being drunk and this being his first girl contact but at the end of of the day he dug that hole. He picked up on none of the warning signs from Vimp and then begged. A good segment would be someone doing a play by play rundown of how he fucked up with her. Get letty and the blonde bimbo.
Letty and Bimbo doing an EPSN play-by-play with a whiteboard and clips would actually be really entertaining
 
I was kinda afk the whole time, what actually happened? Was she wanting him to make a move, he didn't, and then she got pissed off?
No. She never looked into the idea. Dumbgay was trying to pity her into kissing him, to "help a guy out"...so begging by proxy. Then he moved to direct begging.

He began by saying it was to prove he's a not-gay, then trying to say it wasn't performative despite literally being performative
 
I was kinda afk the whole time, what actually happened? Was she wanting him to make a move, he didn't, and then she got pissed off?
They spent like 5 minutes explaining the situation thru TTS and she then crossed her arms and stopped responding aside from laughing at tts messages. Landon pressed her until she denied him and then he started begging. You could see any attraction she had for him drain from her in real time.
 
Fucking hell, just checked in to see what Landon's been up to... The beer fear I'd wake up to after embarrassing myself to this level sends a shiver down my spine
 
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