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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
WIRED journalists are interviewing the girls
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Ernest Hemingway said:
Is it actually Wired? Or a gaslight? Journo give his name?
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Ben introduced them as Owen and Mark but didnt say who was who.
Its most likely just a gaslight. The "Reporter" seems to be far too awkward and not as confident as i would expect of someone who does this for a living.

EDIT: A quick look at the wired staff page shows no Owens or Marks.
 
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some journos are conducting a regular interview
you can hear some dude screaming in the background
dircam cuts to this
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i love this show
 
Vimp has no self awareness to be able to say "Landon, I'm not feeling it." Or "my cortisol levels are rising" as he's breaking down the door instead of "stop being retarded." PISSES me off. She's wishy-washy and refuses to self-advocate or make a choice. Landon is too autistic to get it.

Landon comes to talk to Bashir about Vimp.

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Bashir: Landon I have someone outside of this.....
Landon: wait you do...
Bashir: yes....
Landon: do you have feelings for her? Not the other girl, Vimp
Bashir: no....

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Landon: Everyone says we were cuddling when we were really just sideways hugging in bed. :story:
 
Plasticise said:
Jet introduced them as Owen and Mark but didnt say who was who.
Its most likely just a gaslight.
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The photographer using a flash in a room full of mirrors made me go hmmm. He’s also using the on-camera flash, which professionals rarely do. Nevermind he has an external. Idk, skeptical.
 
EmoMom said:
If only there was a large man who knew how to get under people’s skin and continually poke them until they break. Where ever could they find such a person? Hmmmm
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I’ve been enjoying his absence and the schadenfreude of his pathetic orbiting but I’ll say it.

NOW I want Frank.
 
"did you break the door?" - interviewer asking jdrake about the goo factory door
"....uh... landon did"

this man cant take responsibility for aaaanythiiiing
 
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