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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Osama Bin Laden said:
This is 100% one of the first times that KiwiFarms has been directly mentioned by a fish/freeloader, especially in specific threads. If I'm not wrong, one of the females from BitchTank said she had an account here, but didn't say the account name. I know KF TTS has been few and far between; they are usually sent from people in Fishtank Chat.
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I think Cole mentioned KF in season 2, right after the reveal, in a negative way.
 
There's a decent chance that there will be some kind of second place prize and I hope there is just to discourage splitting the grand prize/ letting the twins win for some moral grandstanding good boy ass pet session.
Because doing that would be mega gay. Like, Burt-and-Dunye-in-a-back-alley-after-the-show gay.
 
EmoMom said:
Does everyone in the house have absolutely shit handwriting?
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Nobody has good handwriting anymore
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
There's a decent chance that there will be some kind of second place prize and I hope there is just to discourage splitting the grand prize/ letting the twins win for some moral grandstanding good boy ass pet session.
Because doing that would be mega gay. Like, Burt-and-Dunye-in-a-back-alley-after-the-show gay.
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Counterpoint: The crashout from people melting down (possibly rightfully) at Bashir's potential sacrifice would rival any of Fishtanks previous contentious events.
 
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My pass expires on the 21st I took monday off
 
The day extension is definitely a gaslight. But it's funny how psyched Bongo is and how devastated everyone else is

Edit: My assumption is Jet said this to kick everyone in to overdrive to make goo
 
The "Very evil, very nice" guy is a bigger faggot than the literal homosexual black men on the show. Every comment he makes he uses that lame ass shit not once, but twice.
Had to google what the reference is and it would not surprise me if it's actually that guy, based on how fucking lame he was in the YouTube short I watched of him explaining his mantra.

I am looking forward to the end of this. It is way too distracting, and seems like diminishing returns at this point unless they go absolutely ham tonight. I think Day 33 is a (masonic) gaslight, and Monday will still be the ending. I hope so, at least.
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
The "Very evil, very nice" guy is a bigger faggot than the literal homosexual black men on the show. Every comment he makes he uses that lame ass shit not once, but twice.
Had to google what the reference is and it would not surprise me if it's actually that guy, based on how fucking lame he was in the YouTube short I watched of him explaining his mantra.

I am looking forward to the end of this. It is way too distracting, and seems like diminishing returns at this point unless they go absolutely ham tonight. I think Day 33 is a (masonic) gaslight, and Monday will still be the ending. I hope so, at least.
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He is so fucking weird and parasocial to the twins, I don't think I've ever seen a recurrent tts user like that in any season.
 
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