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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Hope and Change
 
From last night's basement talk (which I still can't find a full segment of, only clips), Letty thinks the Wired article might be a hit piece because the journo asked some of production about Stockholm syndrome:
 
S.C.U.D. said:
From last night's basement talk (which I still can't find a full segment of, only clips), Letty thinks the Wired article might be a hit piece because the journo asked some of production about Stockholm syndrome:
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Any news coverage will work out in their favor, if this was during season 1 it could have potentially brought problems but with 5 successful (using that word lightly here) seasons under their belt its clearly not some dangerous cult type shit.
 
Burt, while reading his thread: “Mhm, interesting. This Osama Bin Laden guy seems to know a lot about me. I wonder if he’s queer or questioned his sexuality”
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
If he loses to the Twins, so be it, but if he loses to Drake I WILL crash out in an extremely embarrassing and autistic way.
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The only reason I'm rooting for a winner at all at this point and hoping its Drake is to see half the people in this thread have an emotional breakdown :story:

Regardless who wins at the end of this season of my favorite show on earth, Meaningless Retard Torture House, there needs to be a postmortem and an evaluation on wtf is wrong with you bashirtards.
 
Meiwaku said:
Can I have all of my fellow Bashtards Islamic ☪️ react to this post so we can see our numbers?
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Don't worry, we can turn Landon fans into JANNY-saries to work for us too. Hahahaha....
massively autistic joke. There were Christian boys sho were kidnapped but were raised by and fought for Muslims as a warrior class called Janissaries
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As of today we have 22 33 of us at least reading this thread. I will check on this periodically, so I can continue to spread our belief system.
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Mudkipcorn said:
I am all for a coinflip elimination. I've thought about this awhile and I used to believe it would make James Drake rage and thus be very funny, but I think he's inured to everything now. Still, it would be fair.

I am also a PK chad.
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Im hoping for an elaborate boardgame with all kinds of bells and whistles for it to come down to "guess what number im thinking of".
 
Kong Strong said:
He has had everyone against him from almost day 1.
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He had most of the house at the time help him try and storm Drake's base. Some fish literally walked out of the cell for him.
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Despite that he has stayed 100% true to his word
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Participated in poopoopeepee tank despite speaking against it. Accused others of being on the side of evil for defending themselves against him.
Often refused to take responsibility for his own actions.
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and shown incredible patience
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Whines about things at the drop of a hat.
 
Kong Strong said:
He has had everyone against him from almost day 1. Despite that he has stayed 100% true to his word and shown incredible patience even when being backstabbed almost daily. He is also autistic in a weird aryeh/jimmy way which is funny and endearing.
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He is cringe, but like, it's kind of adorable.

He also has never broken his word despite what everybody says, which is why he has absolutely no qualms about telling people ,like Landon, just to wait and see when the show is over.

Landon owes him a giant apology.
 
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