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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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His lecture about it right now is infinitely more interesting to me than Burt schizo arc in the arena tbh lol.
Plus I can continue my study on the bashir vimp dynamic. Autism chads rise up
Tfw I know everything he's talking about. He left out something important about Phonecians and why we call it PHONICS.

Phonecians only had consonants and your tongue would naturally make the vowels needed. Like putting HT together as a sound you naturally say "HUT". This began consonant vowel blends which is how we teach Phonics together.

The vowels were not added until the Greeks adopted the Alphabet.

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He was talking about this though. How it spread to other areas.
 
extending the season is a bad idea, specially because it seems like the wiggers finally arrived at the "we ran out of ideas" phase of the show
Almost every "bit" in Fishtank either falls apart or is made up on the fly, apart from Famous House but that failed in it's own way with RV Tank. The Cult stuff in Season 3 did work and was demented but ultimately went nowhere.
 
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Landon just got a secret mission to scare Burt to the point that he can't function
"The shot we're looking for is burt curled up with his head in his hands"
Ben has also learned to specifically tell Landon NOT to immediately and obviously beeline toward his mission after seeing the Bongo relapse and "chill guy" missions. This paid off, since Landon asked Ben to clarify whether or not he should immediately walk up to Burt and try to jumpscare him.

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Tiger brainstorming: "Any ideas from the audience on how to scare Burt besides wide eyes and jumpscaring him? I need him to say 'I'm scared' "
TTS ideas:
"Lead him on a manic wild goose chase around the house leaving clues" (He liked that one)
"Tell him about your date with Vimp, but that might be too scary" (He didn't like that one)
"Use Lil Maejok" (He liked that one)
"Tell him the puzzle is related to the ghost community, and tell him your fetish is raping black dudes" (Neutral)
 
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Almost every "bit" in Fishtank either falls apart or is made up on the fly, apart from Famous House but that failed in it's own way with RV Tank. The Cult stuff in Season 3 did work and was demented but ultimately went nowhere.
you are mostly right but they definitely build a backlog of bit ideas and you can tell when they run out of it or something happens that isn't on their script
S1 and S4 were the only seasons that genuinely felt like they were just making up stuff as it went and throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what stuck it didn't work lol
 
you are mostly right but they definitely build a backlog of bit ideas and you can tell when they run out of it or something happens that isn't on their script
The trouble is they have some great ideas but can't execute them well. Like the Goo Factory. All that build up and it lasted a day before the door was off the hinges and Burt was roaming around the house. Not to say that wasn't a funny outcome though.
 
My power levels are tingling because Dunyae is talking about the (((French Banking))) that owns Africa. Dumbgay thinks French own the world. (French banking is a spin off of....guess what... The Rothschilds.... Who are ... guess what .... JEWS)

Dunyae is actually pretty informed about Africa and its people and history. He has a high level racism on noticing faces and names. He hates Somalians too.

I'm enjoying this conversation though. Mbape drip. DRC. Belgium in the Congo. Good shit. I'm enjoying this.
 
The trouble is they have some great ideas but can't execute them well. Like the Goo Factory. All that build up and it lasted a day before the door was off the hinges and Burt was roaming around the house. Not to say that wasn't a funny outcome though.
the common factor in many of those failures are paypig faggots getting angry that people aren't throwing peeppe and poopoo around, and that its boring nontent, sadly jet always listens to them because of the money
 
My autism levels are peaking right now on the discussion of Zaire and the DRC because I cannot chime in.

Dumbgay was talking about how his DNA was traced at 400,000 years old and I'm like bro.... that's the middle paleolithic period for humans when were still protohumanoids aka apes.

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I did confirm a story he told on the origin of Beglian chocolate hands being from the Belgian conquest. This is seems to be somewhat true lol.

Only Bashir can bring out the best in Duanye. He's actually really interesting when he's not talking about sucking dick and fighting.
 
My autism levels are peaking right now on the discussion of Zaire and the DRC because I cannot chime in.

Dumbgay was talking about how his DNA was traced at 400,000 years old and I'm like bro.... that's the middle paleolithic period for humans when were still protohumanoids aka apes.

I did confirm a story he told on the origin of Beglian chocolate hands being from the Belgian conquest. This is true lol.
Dunyay also confused "anesthesia" with "amnesia" earlier.
 
when were still protohumanoids aka apes.
Perhaps he is just doing the
>my family is African
>Humans originated in Africa a fucklong time ago so ima say a number?

I don't really know what else he means unless he is doing some esoteric explanation of some ape community in some region that his distant ancestors interbred with lmao
 
My autism levels are peaking right now on the discussion of Zaire and the DRC because I cannot chime in.

Dumbgay was talking about how his DNA was traced at 400,000 years old and I'm like bro.... that's the middle paleolithic period for humans when were still protohumanoids aka apes.

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I did confirm a story he told on the origin of Beglian chocolate hands being from the Belgian conquest. This is seems to be somewhat true lol.

Only Bashir can bring out the best in Duanye. He's actually really interesting when he's not talking about sucking dick and fighting.
I think the autistic challenge in the thread already ended
 
The Cult stuff in Season 3 2 did work and was demented but ultimately went nowhere.
It worked, they dropped it entirely because people kept saying it was really dark. I think Sam is excessively wary of associating himself with evil or something like that. One consistent thing with all of the wiggers seems to be total inflexibility when things don't go to a strategic plan. They're great at winging things with minimal prior planning but when a bigger plan falls apart they can't roll with it any further. Instead of adjusting the theme of season 2 they suddenly had nothing and took out their frustrations on the fans and fish, it was bizarre.

Season 1 - Entity and general side content completely dropped
Season 2 - Cult theme dropped suddenly
Season 3 - Famous House 2.0 fell flat so they trashed the entire thing and suddenly were on the road
Season 4 - Not as clear since it was ended early but there seemed to be a general theme they were alluding to that completely fell off
Season 5 - Computer Lab, Enslave, murder of Friendtank. Maybe aliens and dragons.

The main thing Jet and Ben rely on is every time things slow down they try to use someone as a TTS magnet or content generator while they sleep in until 5:00pm. Right now that's Burt, before him it was Alex B. Season 1 had Airsoftfatty and Jon. Season 2 Airsoftfatty and Frank. Season 3 Burt, maybe Jeff. Season 4 Xavier briefly but I barely remember.

Bloodgames was where they were the most dynamic to the point it shocked everyone Jet let his own RP character, Mikhail, actually die off when it was obviously not what he anticipated. And it was received well. Xavier is a master at adjusting to the situation while adhering to the overall plan, wigger guys needs to pay attention to him.
 
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