🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[lacroix]

Are people spending 100 dollars once and probably canceling really paypigs? There are people that drop thousands every season. The real cancer seems to be the people that spend nothing and just spam complaints in global. Season Pass XL chat has been much better on the site.

$100 sent to wiggers is $100 too much

 

[Meiwaku]

Ben reading a bedtime story while Jet drinks shirtless.

 

[bookers]

jet and ben came into read a bed time story

 

[gh0stiexo]

The market system would have been interesting if it actually mattered. The fish were never lacking in anything they wanted and even if they couldn't afford food it didn't matter because the wiggers were getting Doordash almost nightly. Like most wigger ideas someone suggested "wouldn't it be cool if there was a store they had to spend money in" between passing the Galaxy Gas tank around and then no more thought was put into it past that.

they introduced the idea of punishing people for stealing but it stopped at JD stealing pocky.

 

[bookers]

The market system would have been interesting if it actually mattered. The fish were never lacking in anything they wanted and even if they couldn't afford food it didn't matter because the wiggers were getting Doordash almost nightly. Like most wigger ideas someone suggested "wouldn't it be cool if there was a store they had to spend money in" between passing the Galaxy Gas tank around and then no more thought was put into it past that.

they did the market in bloodgames too and it also didnt work

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Gn my lil nigger.

gn my lil faggot.

 

[David Spadem]

Gn my lil nigger.

gn my lil faggot.

Ben lullabys the fish to sleep. (Calls them niggers and faggots)

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

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yeah if I had these faggots in my ear i'd also wanna nuke the vibes on my show and run away with their money.

 

[Didnt Use Real Email Once]

The market system would have been interesting if it actually mattered. The fish were never lacking in anything they wanted and even if they couldn't afford food it didn't matter because the wiggers were getting Doordash almost nightly. Like most wigger ideas someone suggested "wouldn't it be cool if there was a store they had to spend money in" between passing the Galaxy Gas tank around and then no more thought was put into it past that.

They needed 3 or 4 goo-tier jobs in the rooms they unlocked (and they really needed to start unlocking them earlier), people were talking about this season's "theme" and I think they wanted the fish to find what jobs they liked/were good at as the rooms opened up then form coalitions around each job on top of the social stuff, basically MMO guild wars shit with the market serving as the motivator. The house layout itself is perfect for room wars as we've already seen. When Enslave fell flat (also the dumb wiggers put fragile computers within fish reach) the jobs and market were on their way out, but they salvaged goo at least.

NPC/production run market to make them take it seriously into the late game and a handful of weird goo-like jobs to fight over who gets to earn money to buy stuff with. The market money should legitimately be their prize money too, I think there's a UK reality show that does this, idk if there's legal issues for that in the US.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

people were talking about this season's "theme"

Pretty sure it's supposed to be brainrot content house and the big jobs were all content-creation themed. You have the streamer room, the fitness influencer room, and then goo factory - all jobs centered around different influencer/brainrot subcultures.
I do think you're right that it was supposed to devolve into room-wars(for example: camp A figures out they can just farm cash on enSlave and start camping the computers, camp B wants get in to play xbox and chat with fans, war ensues) but it fell flat way before market collapse, when the fish decided to just like share essentials. James Drake has had like $200 this whole time and Landon's consistently saved too even though he was getting low-paying jobs.

The economy goes to shit, people just start stealing shit and sharing it for izzat-points, the retarded government refuses to adapt to these conditions by enforcing the law, and just start giving the 'tards food, everyone becomes unemployed and raids the factory, riots break out, the government responds by bringing in the most annoying bitches you've ever seen, the people hate it and hole up in their bedrooms and get into conspiracy theories, inceldom, and alcoholism, the government responds by yelling at the people funding them, a gay nigger trashes the final challenge because he thinks there's desirable objects in the walls.

It's a post-collapse show and the only fitting ending at this point would be a survivalist grid-down SHTF challenge where Jet and Ben put on riot gear and hunt the fish with paintball guns, like the swamp olympics but with a failed state theme.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

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Ben lullabys the fish to sleep. (Calls them niggers and faggots)

The "announcer" mic they use seems to send the audio to every room in the house, I think the context of this is Ben was saying all of that to Burt who was reacting to it in the Goo Room lol, only caught the tail end of it since director was on autopilot in the Dorm, seemed like Burt was responding to Ben and vice versa.

 

[Hennimore]

They needed 3 or 4 goo-tier jobs in the rooms they unlocked (and they really needed to start unlocking them earlier), people were talking about this season's "theme" and I think they wanted the fish to find what jobs they liked/were good at as the rooms opened up then form coalitions around each job on top of the social stuff, basically MMO guild wars shit with the market serving as the motivator. The house layout itself is perfect for room wars as we've already seen. When Enslave fell flat (also the dumb wiggers put fragile computers within fish reach) the jobs and market were on their way out, but they salvaged goo at least.

NPC/production run market to make them take it seriously into the late game and a handful of weird goo-like jobs to fight over who gets to earn money to buy stuff with. The market money should legitimately be their prize money too, I think there's a UK reality show that does this, idk if there's legal issues for that in the US.

I mean there are so many half baked ideas that could actively contribute to giving the Fish an actual game to play that the wiggers have put in as half baked ideas that end up not factoring into the overall show at all. The stox is a perfect example, why not give the Fish a reason to actually care about it? It doesn't have to mean elimination but I could think of a hundred different ways you could make it matter that would instantly improve things. You could go the Big Brother route and make it so the highest Stox every week gets some sort of benefit like their own room to sleep in and the lowest Stox has to eat slop everyday for the week. That's really the major problem I have with the show, production says they want it to be a serious reality show but then they don't implement any sort of game mechanics that actually turn it into a real reality game show.

 

[Oprah Winfrey]

They needed 3 or 4 goo-tier jobs in the rooms they unlocked (and they really needed to start unlocking them earlier), people were talking about this season's "theme" and I think they wanted the fish to find what jobs they liked/were good at as the rooms opened up then form coalitions around each job on top of the social stuff, basically MMO guild wars shit with the market serving as the motivator. The house layout itself is perfect for room wars as we've already seen. When Enslave fell flat (also the dumb wiggers put fragile computers within fish reach) the jobs and market were on their way out, but they salvaged goo at least.

NPC/production run market to make them take it seriously into the late game and a handful of weird goo-like jobs to fight over who gets to earn money to buy stuff with. The market money should legitimately be their prize money too, I think there's a UK reality show that does this, idk if there's legal issues for that in the US.

I think what makes the goo room funny is that they’re just being made to slave away in pursuit of some ridiculous goo production quota for no discernible reason. That and the idea to lock door to prevent people from entering the room and forbidding from leaving was a great bit of social engineering that lead to some amazing chaos.
So your the theory about the goo room’s original intent makes a lot of sense I feel like this bit was improved by the collapse of the jobs system.

 

[Marche]

The goo room is extra funny because they actually thought they could get Alex B to do what burt is doing.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Normally I check the thread in the morning and feel vexed that I missed out on all the great content while Europoors slept. Today I feel happy I slept right through nothing when there was supposed to be a Bash vs Drake elimination challenge. Rare Europoor W.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

But this “all Frank does is throw poopoo peepee at people” line that keeps getting repeated for some reason isn’t really true. He’s caused some of the greatest crashouts on the show simply by mentally raping people. He’s a great big fat guy who’s physically imposing, but there’s more to it than that. Just the possibility of him showing up has the fish barricading themselves in the closet and refusing to sleep.

Literally, what can Frank do against the remaining fish? Bashir isn't going to give a shit, Bongo is going to soy out and probably have fun being manhandled, and James Drake will fucking crush him like a fat grape if he gets pissed off....

Okay, now that I think about it, that last one has a chance of being really entertaining, but Frank has done this enough to know what his limits are. Honestly, he'll probably spend all his time hassling other freeloaders like Vimp and Landon, or just not do anything at all, as a "fuck you" to Jet.

 

[mer569]

TRVKE:
No elimination is going to happen. Production is going to announce everyone but Drake has already been eliminated before and give him the 50k.
Twins will get a choice to make goo with Burt for the rest of their lives.

 

[bookers]

https://x.com/JohnDoeCryptic/status/2043236734767604203?s=20

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Honestly, he'll probably spend all his time hassling other freeloaders like Vimp and Landon

100% fine with this tbh. Lately the freeloaders have been providing almost all of my entertainment. I'd be totally okay with locking the fish in the goo room with a new door and Landon + Dumbgay getting Frank'd.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Day 28 recap:

• After the Crazy/Cringe Challenge, Bashir and James Drake came together in the confessional, where Bashir would explain all the slang, zoomerspeaks, and the lore to him.
• Back in the basement, Jet said that he was rooting for Bashir in the immunity challenge and even admitted that the challenge was tailored for him. He also announced a "super duper bed" in the dorm where everybody in the house would sleep on an apparent new, upgraded version of the mattresses, which almost everybody was excited about.
• In the dorm, Landon would lose his first kiss to Burt after a Truth or Dare game. Fortunately, he would get to kiss Vimp afterward.
• Meanwhile, in the arena, Binx would busy herself by flipping the squares to make the Arena a checkerboard and drawing numbers on it.
• Challenge: Smell My Piss Challenge. Jet told the fish to gather in the jacuzzi and take turns sniffing his fermented piss. James Drake would fall over on his turn and win the challenge.
• Burt gave a shoutout to his Kiwi Farms thread. He would also give Bam Margera a lifetime N-word pass.
• Jet told Bongo it was looking like they would have to extend the show to meet the 1000 goo quota. Bongo estimated they'll need 3-7 days to meet the quota, and Jet settles on a 3-day extension. Thus, the show will end on day 33.
• Ben had taken Burt into the downstairs bathroom to sing the Goo Song by himself with very giallo lighting.
• Jet and Ben told Bashir and James Drake to practice being blind for the elimination challenge.
• Burt and Bam would do a mock Famous House 3.0 auditions with everyone at the house.
• Jet introduced a new money challenge akin to "Deadliest Warrior". Every person is to create their own warrior character with a mix of original and historical elements, and these characters will battle in a tournament format. Duany'ay would win the tournament.
• Production called Burt to the "puzzle room" (the Arena) and told him he could begin investigating. "The numbers. What do they mean?" The Twins would assist him by grafting his imaginary friend, Bob.
• While Burt was doing his investigation in the puzzle room, Ben came to Landon to give him a secret mission to scare Burt to the point he couldn't function.
• At the end of the day, Jet and Ben called everyone to the bar only to announce that the day was over and everyone should go to bed.
• A timer would pop up on the Director cam after everyone had gone to sleep. It was unknown what the timer could mean.