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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Alkro said:
It’s saids to the quality of this season for me that not only has it not burned me out like 1 and 3 did (missed 2 and blood games and don’t count 4 cause it was unfinished) But it generally got me more invested as the time went on.
This season has felt as though it’s never really ran out of gas and I can’t put it down to a singular thing.
lack of Sam to intimidate production and fish, the fish themselves, the shorter season, directors cam and the handheld feed, jets little basement whispers to the audience, production of goo.
It’s been 10/10.
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this has been a "slow and steady" season, which I mostly attribute to the "vibe repair" days.

Edit: and the cast, including JD (who is gay) for bringing a cold in so the 2nd week was extra slow because people were sick
 
CH4TT3R said:
know I'm a bit late, but what happened to Cody? keep hearing shit about him getting fired? What did he get fired for?
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I dont know where the fired rumour came from, but when Letty came in people were saying he was just leaving without any other explanation
 
CH4TT3R said:
know I'm a bit late, but what happened to Cody? Keep hearing shit about him getting fired? What did he get fired for?

Imagine being a member of production and not having the gall to rape someone before they fire you for doing something wrong
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he touched the elimination chair in the basement
 

Landon gets caught in the crossfire after accusing Burt of using Vimp's toothbrush:story:
 
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Meanwhile, Sam
 
crb said:
Solid advice especially coming from a IP2 total whore and the mere fact that the "Very Evil, Very Nice" tts guy is probably Mr. Naked #2
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that dan guy creeps me out. he gives the twins advice but he will 100% try to contact them after the show, he's spent so much money on bingo and bongo I hope they don't feel pressured to entertain his antics when they leave. blane told them to never try to meet fans outside after this goober sent a few tts to them in a single day iirc.
 
SenorKrinkle said:
this has been a "slow and steady" season, which I mostly attribute to the "vibe repair" days.

Edit: and the cast, including JD (who is gay) for bringing a cold in so the 2nd week was extra slow because people were sick
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Somebody showing up with a cold and it being slowly spread around the whole cast and crew for half the show is tradition at this point.
 
filthypenguin said:
Season 2 episodes weren't as bad iirc, might have been better than actually watching. Season 2 had high highs but a baseline of the worst days of season 5, if not lower. It had a weird effect where the people who watched it live think it's the worst season, and the people who only watched clips of it think it's the best season. Also Shinji gets fucked in the edit.
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Interesting, I've never caught that opinion on Live vs Edits on Season 2. My wife got into the show with Season 3, and we went back and watched those and Any% Speed Run Bloodgames.

I do think the edit cut out a lot of just how fucking dead the sure was for large sections of time, but I also felt like I had to fill her in on a ton of context and stuff they left out. It was both less boring and less interesting than watching it live.

filthypenguin said:
Bloodgames fan edit is legitimately good, if you can find it. I'm pretty sure it's in the thread somewhere.
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A%SR is really great but I think Bloodgames was my favorite season to watch live. There wasn't even a lot going on all the time, but it was very comfy. Probably makes sense since I'm a Friendtank pussy that doesn't mind the slower vibe reset days.

That said I think I'd be ok with BG2 also being shorter. Like a weekend at a park set up. Starts Friday night, ends Sunday. It'd probably be an easy and cheap rental at some ranchland outside a city too.

filthypenguin said:
Season 4 had a high baseline, but it ended too early to have any sort of plot, so clips are probably the best way to watch it.
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I think Season 4 was always doomed. 8 contestants was too few for a 6 week run. Season 4 had is own unique energy, largely carried by scumbag junkie Freddy and literal whore Drench. There is a lot in it I liked, but I think it would of been easily the worst season had they gotten to try and keep it going for the full run.
 
"i had a dream about someone in the house massaging my feet, and they gave me a compliment 'your toes are like... so locked in'" - letty
 

Remember Taylor from season 2? After burning trough TJ's 50k she's now casually losing 10k on one-armed bandits. I don't even want to know how she's getting the money to do this
 
Y U SMOKE 4 said:
that dan guy creeps me out. he gives the twins advice but he will 100% try to contact them after the show, he's spent so much money on bingo and bongo I hope they don't feel pressured to entertain his antics when they leave. blane told them to never try to meet fans outside after this goober sent a few tts to them in a single day iirc.
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I think that Ben out of all the wiggers would say the same thing after everything ends and I hope they take that advice. Regardless of them winning or not I think they should push for commissions to make money since they are clearly too retarded to work normally (and to have a normal career, even) but at the same time never get personal. If not for the internet being fickle, I'd say they should also take some time off before starting so. (Landon is another one that should take some time off the internet, but for different reasons)
 
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