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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
the twins one is cooler

idk how you disagree
this is cringe, gay and shit
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I agree with Jet but I think they were both shit. If I was walking down the street though I'd probably notice the Twins one more than Drake's. He should have gone more in with the speaker head dude.
 
70 more days, SEVENTY MORE DAYS OF KAHNTENT!!!!!!
>air raid sirens blare
>jet rushes everyone into the basement
>entire s4 cast is down there in vault suits
>sam hyde in ghoul makeup and torn up goldstriker suit
FISHTANK ALL STARS: WASTELAND GAMES DAY 1

>inb4 famous house 3.0 is a vault-tec experiment
>burt as overseer
I'll buy season pass for everyone itt if it happens
 
Thank God wiggers turned this shit to narrative poll, otherwise twintards (with the obviously worse art) would have roped.
They should just keep the audience out of it. Despite the poll that was 50/50 from earlier. people Like the twins more, yet another production fuck up
 
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Earlier, I wrote a very nice TTS to Bashir talking to him about faith and God and MINTS REFUNDED IT IN FAVOR OF SPAM OF SHIT THROWING COMPETITION.

This is also God's will in an odd way.

Which meants it's ALSO God's will for me to say, FUCK YOU MINTS.

I PITY SUCH A CREATURE AS THEE.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT KNOWING WHEN YOU ARE GIVEN MERCY OR FORGIVENESS BY OTHERS.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT SEEING THE SOLUTIONS TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT FACE.
I PITY YOUR NEED TO SEND THOUSANDS OF MEEK, COWARDLY MESSAGES TO PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SOMETHING, FOR YOU ARE NOTHING.
YOUR ONLY PRODUCT OF SUBSTANCE IS THE FAT GOO IN YOUR LOWER HALF.
YOU HAVE NO HEART, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SOUL TO THE BEAST.
YOU ARE SCARCELY A MAN, YET WORSE THAN THAT, YOU SEEK NOT TO BECOME ONE. YOU NEVER IMPROVE.
I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING YOUR RETARDED SELF, BUT KNOW I PITY THEE.
I PITY THEE

I PRAY THAT NONE HERE EVER BE AS FAGGY AS MINTS.

FUCK YOU, MINTS!!!
 
>calls for a narrative poll to determine the winner
>the results pick twins
>calls for another poll
>they end up calling it themselves

It just sucks man. Its not fun when its this stupid.
 
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