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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This speech is just even more humiliating. We just watched them struggle and get pinned and now they are supposed to be "haha we tried our best!"?
 
I was busy for the last week and unable to follow much, but fuck Jet for real for these dumbass challenges.
I like James Drake and all, but that's fucking retarded to put women in a headlock; plus it's sad to see women with shaved heads (it makes me think of a girl I knew from elementary school that had cancer and lost all her hair).
 
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Congrats to James Drake. Winner of Fishtank Season 5.
 
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Before the final challenge I thought that maybe I'd be open to finally giving them money in the future but thankfully Jet showed me why I still shouldn't :D
 
There's only been a few brief moments that made me really go wtf

In s2 when airsoft fatty was riding people as santa in bed and he was looming over trish's head (off the bed) and i thought he might decapitate her
And then when did end up riding on her legs, the audible snap from the wooden bed frame breaking (I thought it was her bones)
TJ/Shinji/and that other girl getting pulled off the bed in a sled before getting dragged around for swamp olympics- I thought TJ broke his tail bone

But I think this is worse
The only thing that comes close for me is Fatty holding his diarrhea to the cam in S1 and that was for different reasons.
 
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