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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Amazing season, terrible ending. I feel awful watching that final challenge. I wanted the Twins to win, but I'm happy for James Drake. He worked his ass off all season and overcame a lot of shit to get here. Man, what an absolute fucking vibe nuke of an ending. Hopefully the Twins can use that $20K to help their situation at home, and that their newly acquired fanbase supports them with art commissions and shit. Happy for Burt too!

As always, a pleasure going on this ride with you guys. It's a gay show, but it's our gay show.
 
Lonjil said:
The fact you can (and anyone can) think of a handful of more entertaining challenges than production can is what makes it annoying to me. With the amount of money coming in even, why not hire some professionals from the tv end as a consultant for 1-2 days to help brainstorm? They have the resources, they just dont utilize them.
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Yeah, it's a joke, honestly. I'm pretty sure in S1 they just let chat come up with shit too. Can't help but think that's where they got most of their good ideas from, lmao. Where were the fishtoys from last season as well, like putting bags over people's heads n shit? They should also bring back the sharks, so they don't know anything about production. The host should be the only one getting to know people.

If it is jet fucking this all up, Sam should find someone to replace him asap.
 
Drake the normie completely debasing himself shitting his pants and choking out retarded girls to win the nigger show and ruin any career he could have had is a pretty kino ending tbh, it just didn't feel good to watch.
 
Some good news:

Alex found his phone!

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Ghoulish ending but Burt got his W, Bashir didn't have to strangle 2 unfit autistic women AND he was able to smoke up with Bam, Drake has likely reached his peak in life, and the Twins walked away with a sizeable sum of money.
You know what? I think it was a good cast.
 
BootyDickAssNigga said:
Sorry to twin fans they didn't win but they made out with 26k. That's still a lot in my book. And the is certainly better than no money and the internet thinks you are a retard. See you all next season.
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I wonder what the twins are going to spend with their 26k
 
I'm kinda glad we got this ending.

Bashir went out with a smile on his face, and everyone's respect. Never backed down from his morals, even until the end.
Drake, everyone's "hero", now looks like a monster, and sacrificed everything just to get the win. Fishtank reveals the true evils within oneself.
The Twins finally got to experience being uncoddled for once, forever killing their optimism, maybe now they'll stop behaving like children and grow the fuck up.

S5 best season.

Bashtards forever, man.
 
Was keeping a buddy posted about what was happening, so gonna dump the updates. But first...

Was looking through the empty house and quickly snagged shots of every room. Surreal seeing this place empty after roaming around it for weeks.
Liked the season overall. Hope they can stick the landing of running content between seasons.

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Bonus: Mints finding out the whole house smells like shit
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Double Bonus: The Monkey King
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The house just getting bombed with SFX and music right now is hilarious. Wonder how long they'll keep the cameras going? It's interesting seeing a post show.

Unattended dog in the arena, staring at the ghost orbs.
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Season 1 ending: Neptunian (everyone wins)

Season 2 ending: Goranian (no one truly wins, everyone is sick and injured)

Bloodgames ending: Neptunian (everyone wins, but Letty is pregnant with Jon's vampire spawn)

Season 3 ending: Neptunian (no one truly wins, but Burt's bizarre adventure ends)

Season 4 "ending": Goranian (no one wins, season ends)

Season 5 ending: Goranian-tinted Neptunian (vibe killed, everyone wins)
 
As always it was a pleasure to watch Fishtank for another season and even more of a pleasure to share it with you retards for the first time. There were ups and downs like every seasons but in the end I'm left feeling both happy and sad that it's over. I'm sure in a month I'll really miss it and completely forget about how shitty it was at times, like I always do, but either way I'm looking forward to next season. I doubt I'll tune into any of the off-season content though. Anyway, see you nigger faggots next season!
 
As a Drake fan this was always the goal, to see how far the clean cut normie would go for 50k. Apparently the answer is somewhere in between choking out two frail autistic girls and saying the n word.
 
Okay. End of my first season. Thanks guys ❤️ ☪️ This feels like a dream.
What an exquisite art. What a fine feast of experience. What a wonderful thing to experience with all of you. What an emotional rollercoaster. Is it always like this?


So....big question....

Do we just...hang out or slapfight and debate old seasons until the next one?


I'll start:

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My admiration and love for this Muslim will never die living.
 
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