🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[FrickFace]

It was funny 'til it wasn't funny.

Looking forward to Season 6.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

This is all Bashir’s fault for losing the fucking watermelon.

It's worse, its because the terminally online dude didn't know basic Family Guy trivia.

I'm not gonna lie, when they handed Burt that check I was hoping it would be for $0 again.

I'm waiting for the subplot that emerges when Jet informs Burt the crossed out 5 meant that the cheque is counterfeit and they can't bank it.

 

[Mental Chemical]

Hey there James Drake how's it going today?
You won go out and play.
Wrestled two retards to the point of crying, but 50k makes the guilt go away.
Hey there Drake are you having some fun?
Now go raise your nigger sooooons!
Lets go James Drake win it up!
James Drake loves winning it up!

 

[Crooked 16th]

The villain winning the show is not fishtank.

James might be the one of the biggest pieces of shit the show has ever seen and that is really saying something. Dude beats his ex wife then goes to Alaska to for a fake suicide and uses it as a manipulative story so he looks good. Then on the show he manipulates and threatens people left and right, pushes a girl down 3 times smaller than him making it look like she fell, physically assaults Bashir and threatens to kill him, and doesn't object to wrestling two women who couldn't hurt a fly. But hey Jet and Ben got there wouldn't it be cool if a norime won ending.

 

[ProfDongs]

Hellhouse always wins.

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[sex haver]

 

[joker jimmy]

If there’s any consolation it’s that JAMES DRAKE COLEMAN, ACTOR will have his SEO burnt to shit. Great clip of ACTOR JAMES DRAKE COLEMAN. JAMES DRAKE COLEMAN, everybody

 

[BootyDickAssNigga]

lets be real, he didnt have one to begin with

Clearly someone didn't watch the day in the life of a racoon.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

 

[SneakEnergy]

>didn't have to beat up 2 autistic malnourished women
>didn't have to get utterly mogged whilst covered in goo and look like a bitch
YA GOTTA LOVE THE BASHTER, YA JUST GOTTA!

 

[BrainSand63]

Why is Jet such a creepy, fat, retarded fuckup?

 

[Agares]

My feelings towards Fishtank as a whole are the same as my feelings for this season when it started: cautiously optimistic. Like every season, it's been a rollercoaster of emotions. There have been highs, there have been lows. Good days and bad days. Eliminations that feel bullshit, good fish walking off and of course whatever the actual fuck the S5 ending was. But overall, it was a successful season without Sam and I believe this show stream will survive to see another season. The ending though, that was absolutely fucking brutal and probably as controversial as the failed chicken bit from S2. I'm glad the Twins walked away with a decent sum of money but holy fuck. Making them wrestle a physically fit man was so fucking unfair.

The cast was pretty good, better than S4 by miles. Landon, Bashir, the Twins and Vicky were the best of the bunch. Landon and Vicky did disappoint by going full simp mode/not competing when it really mattered and raqequitting respectively, but dammit they were funny. The freeloaders though, those were the most hit or miss by far out of all the seasons. Blaine, Laura, Alex, Burt, Bliccy and Dumbgay were content but at the same time, we had to suffer through Binx, Suzette and Beth. Not to mention all the extra shitty freeloaders that the Friendtank immune system literally threw out the door. Jet should've listened to Sam when he told him "No septum piercings".

And the goo factory was by far the best room/bit of the season. The goo must flow.

See you niggerfaggots next season and of course I'll keep checking this thread daily. This is some of the best Fishtank discussion on the entire internet.

 

[Meiwaku]

So when does Frank show up?

 

[EmoMom]

You people are really throwing a temper tantrum because your wholesome coddled chungus wasn't gifted 50k for doing nothing again. That was cathartic as fuck. Unironically SUFFAH.

I think it’s more of the fact that we saw a trained male fighter put two small autistic women in a chokehold and almost break their arms

 

[Easy Mummy]

I'm not gonna try to give into recency bias, but overall, I would say the greatest savior to this entire season was scaling it down from 40 days to 30. Seemed like the fish were way less bored this season than others cause they had shit to do at least daily, even if said things were dumb sometimes.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

They should lock the Kick stream to the fish tank in confessional.

>100k viewers tuned in:

 

[Levi]

The real winner this season was TJ. Man had the opportunity to come on with Binx and he backed out at the last second because of a "bad gut feeling".

TJ is a soldier monkey man who can't be psyosp'd again.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

What a season, big thanks to everyone in the thread who made important and thorough updates and clipped and screen shotted all the best stuff, the thread would not be the same without you

For posterity;

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

The villain winning the show is not fishtank.

James might be the one of the biggest pieces of shit the show has ever seen and that is really saying something. Dude beats his ex wife then goes to Alaska to for a fake suicide and uses it as a manipulative story so he looks good. Then on the show he manipulates and threatens people left and right, pushes a girl down 3 times smaller than him making it look like she fell, physically assaults Bashir and threatens to kill him, and doesn't object to wrestling two women who couldn't hurt a fly. But hey Jet and Ben got there wouldn't it be cool if a norime won ending.