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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Reminder Twins should have won rugburn, sweat, trauma and spittake challenges.
THIS
and to top it off, ben announced a "penultimate challenge" before they decided to just jump straight to the goo massacre. faggot jet's comment to the twins about "we designed it to have an odd number of challenges" was total horse shit.

what if a contestant was up by 2 points when it came time for the goo? would they have skipped it and called it off? i bet not.
 
I can't really be too mad at James Drake. I mean what was he supposed to do? Just let the twins win? That'd be even more insulting.
The real hate should go towards production (as usual).
There have been people in this thread all month long unironically wanting the ending to be someone completely conceding to the twins and just letting them win just because they're cute.
 
The villain winning the show is not fishtank.

James might be the one of the biggest pieces of shit the show has ever seen and that is really saying something. Dude beats his ex wife then goes to Alaska to for a fake suicide and uses it as a manipulative story so he looks good. Then on the show he manipulates and threatens people left and right, pushes a girl down 3 times smaller than him making it look like she fell, physically assaults Bashir and threatens to kill him, and doesn't object to wrestling two women who couldn't hurt a fly. But hey Jet and Ben got there wouldn't it be cool if a norime won ending.
Making up a domestic abuse story in your head and getting mad at it while watching a show started by Sam Hyde. Great to see your morals are consistent.
 
Paragon of throwing substances into peoples eyes
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They broke Drake, that's what they wanted to do and they did it with that last challenge. They proved that they could break a normie in a way that wouldn't get them or Drake arrested.

I believe that was the whole point of Drake. That ending was shocking, with bingo wailing and Drake thanking everyone with tears in his eyes after choking out a 95lb girl.

After shitting and pissing his pants. After shaving his head and after relentlessly beating a mentally ill black man without remorse.

Maybe Im delusional, but I really don't feel like I am. I think neither Ben nor Jet are dumb, I think they're clever and creative. I think the shot of Drake choking the twins for 50k in goo in a silent horrified room is kino.

Bingo and Bongo are fine, they're not hurt except their pride. It was grotesque but it was fucking incredible.

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Enthusiastic audience. Antara even tried leaving but Ben convinced her to stay for another 30 min.

I think the only person who feels good about this is Burt.

The wiggers systematically crush the entirety of Friendtank by having a fit normie choking the life out of two retards in front of tens of thousands of people. This isn't James Drake's fault at all this is all on the wiggers.

That was the most upsetting ending I've seen.

Twins couldn't punch or kick. How did they stand any chance? There was a 0% chance of them winning.

Friendtank ends with the most hellhouse finale of all time. Very unethical kino

That made me genuinely kind of sick to watch. Wrestling finale is unbelievably retarded.

No this is dark even for fishtank.

Jet "It's time to put on a brave face for your fans"

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Fucking insane kino

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Nothing like it. Best season ever.
 
Can we all agree this woudlve been 10x more kino with bashir and jdrake?
It still would have sucked because the pool was too small.

I'm just sad now. What a monumental let down to the season.
I'm legit in a bad mood now. There's a 0% chance I'll watch any between-season slop now because I'm so annoyed specifically with Ben and Jet.

If it makes twin fans feel better, this retard guaranteed is never having an acting career again.
For me, it's not about the Twins losing. If the final challenge had been fucking hopscotch or marbles or something and the Twins lost, I'd be fine with it.

The final challenge was brutal, sadistic, and not fun to watch in any way. The fact that Production saw how unbalanced the final challenge was and chose to continue with it anyway is what pisses me off. They had days to come up with something better. I'm pissed at Jet and Ben for ending the best season yet with a horror show that left the even observers on the sidelines speechless with disgust, and the majority of the fans with a bad taste in their mouth.
 
The hardest truthnuke is that Twins weren't even supposed to make it to the finale and that is why they've lost a totally unfair match. Drake vs Bashir would have been more kino, but I predict people would also cry that "Drake actually knows how to fight, it's not fair!" so there's really no winning for Drake.
 
Getting mad at James for playing the game and winning is dumb. He didn't do anything wrong, he didn't actually hurt them, it's not immoral to wrestle with girls. It's production's fault for rigging things so it would entirely come down to that wrestling match which twins had no shot at.
 
The hardest truthnuke is that Twins weren't even supposed to make it to the finale and that is why they've lost a totally unfair match. Drake vs Bashir would have been more kino, but I predict people would also cry that "Drake actually knows how to fight, it's not fair!" so there's really no winning for Drake.

If Bashir had made it to the final Jet would of changed things to not be so unfair to him.
 
The hardest truthnuke is that Twins weren't even supposed to make it to the finale and that is why they've lost a totally unfair match. Drake vs Bashir would have been more kino, but I predict people would also cry that "Drake actually knows how to fight, it's not fair!" so there's really no winning for Drake.
This is true though, the L lies with casting one guy who isnt a social retard and on top of that is bigger than everyone else.
 
The hardest truthnuke is that Twins weren't even supposed to make it to the finale and that is why they've lost a totally unfair match. Drake vs Bashir would have been more kino, but I predict people would also cry that "Drake actually knows how to fight, it's not fair!" so there's really no winning for Drake.
People are mad they got given $20k they were never meant to sniff, Twins definitely realised it by now and have been chill since.
 
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