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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Does anyone else think James Drake is gonna pull a Payton after the show? He's still a normie at the end of the day
Absolutely yeah. It's either total disconnect, never mentions it, or he tries to use the audience to shill his movies and production company to. I feel like Drake is a pretty inauthentic guy and I don't think he really wants anything to do with anyone in that house honestly.
 
Erm no, giving yourself a slight edge in a physical contest against a larger foe is not the same as choking out two retards
You said its all in the game. That was James' objective in the game.

That said.
Best season ever, barely even close.
FT has never had a good ending.
Agree, but first few weeks of S3 were more compelling
 
Guess I'll post my thoughts like everyone else.

Really good season overall. I was hooked through the entire time. Very much enjoyed it and like others, I am now kind of at a loss of what I will listen to in the background while at work and doing other stuff, lol. Fishtank is peak for that, just picking a room and listening to retards talk to each other.

The final challenge was definitely a bit... much. I really don't know what the wiggers were thinking. 36 other challenges that ended up an even 18-18 and were mostly hilarious, but then... wrestling? Obviously the twins had no chance. I have been a Drake supporter since Day 1 and he was always my favorite to win, but I didn't enjoy having to see him headlock the twins into tears to do it. Yeah, obviously Drake was pulling his "punches" and not seriously harming them, but it was still not a good look and not fun to watch. Very unsatisfying ending, even when my Day 1 preferred to win actually did it.

I definitely think the wiggers expected it to be Bashir vs. Drake as final two. SO MANY of the challenges would have been much more interesting/competitive. The change appearance challenge (Bashir wouldn't shave), build a desk, longest headstand, gain the most weight, and of course, the wrestling, all would have been way, way more competitive if it wasn't the twins. No shame to the twins at all, I loved their content and think they were great fish, but I think Bashir/Drake would have objectively been a better final two from an entertainment POV.

That said, those mad at Drake for winning are retarded, lol. Like what, he was supposed to let the twins win... just because? He played a game and won. You can claim the twins are underweight and autistic and need the money more or whatever else, but the game was the game and he played it. Drake did nothing wrong, blame production. Drake showed up to win, and he did. That isn't his fault.

A lot of great contestants. Other than Bezo and Charity that self-eliminated within the first three days, I loved the cast. Even Vicky, gross as she was. Funny and provided content. Landon is an all-time fav for me, right up there with Burt. I genuinely wish Landon the best.

So, yeah. See you all next season. Or between seasons, if Jet actually puts together any kind of content between seasons as promised. :semperfidelis:
 
Does everyone feel this emotional after the end of a season? Is this normal ?
Hella normal.
I felt numb after S2.
Felt empty after 2.5
Sad after 3
angry after 4
and right now? I don't know what it is. I think it's been such a good season that I can overlook the final fight... But I'm going to miss watching.
 
As someone whose favorite fish is Tayleigh, I'd like to tell you twincels that its going to get better, but the reality is that its not and you're still going to be seething over this years from now. Welcome to the club!
 
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blanes mom is shaving drake
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hes very proud of himself
 
If the final challenge had been fucking hopscotch or marbles or something and the Twins lost, I'd be fine with it.
This is a problem. If they did that then people would call jet a nontent nigger. This show at it's core is about doing nasty shit. I think so at least. I'm with you though, I am not a fan of all this nasty peepeepoopoo stuff. It's gross. I think next season needs to be a big larping season just like bloodgames had. I really liked xavier ravenblood. I think a season where they split into factions and do some fantasy larp challanges would make it my favorite season of all time. But this is what we got. Shit and Pee is funny yo.
 
They broke Drake, that's what they wanted to do and they did it with that last challenge. They proved that they could break a normie in a way that wouldn't get them or Drake arrested.

I believe that was the whole point of Drake. That ending was shocking, with bingo wailing and Drake thanking everyone with tears in his eyes after choking out a 95lb girl.

After shitting and pissing his pants. After shaving his head and after relentlessly beating a mentally ill black man without remorse.

Maybe Im delusional, but I really don't feel like I am. I think neither Ben nor Jet are dumb, I think they're clever and creative. I think the shot of Drake choking the twins for 50k in goo in a silent horrified room is kino.

Bingo and Bongo are fine, they're not hurt except their pride. It was grotesque but it was fucking incredible.

Apocalypse Now'd him and made him rough up the Twins. That is a pretty dark ending. Felt like an On Cinema bit in tone.

Getting his hair cut in the bar right now.

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Now he's talking to the camera.

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Quick in and out. If they did a post-show party I'd watch and crack some beers at this point. Fuck it.


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Wiggers in the bar.
Jet's first beer of the season.
JD's Gay is blasting.
 
Apocalypse Now'd him and made him rough up the Twins. That is a pretty dark ending. Felt like an On Cinema bit in tone.

Getting his hair cut in the bar right now.

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Now he's talking to the camera.

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Quick in and out. If they did a post-show party I'd watch and crack some beers at this point. Fuck it.
CONGRATS JAMES DRAKE. Sorry a lot of fishtank fans are melodramatic faggots.
 
James' victory is the token normie victory. It serves as bait to get more normal people to apply for future Fishtank seasons going forward now that they think they have a "fair" chance at winning the grand prize.
Show normies the finale and let me know how eager they are to watch anything else.
 
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