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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Cause according to how the twins operated for the entire season up to the finale they would have won the rugburn and sweat challenges. Also they should have won the trauma dump and spittake challenges.

I agree, but all that would of changed was Drake's brutal victory(not his fault) would of happened at 6 instead of 8.
 
Ben & Jet sit down for a post-season beer.

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Cheers to the clippers and update posters

edit: and Bliccy fans
 
Ben right now:
"There was a point where James had his arm around her neck and she was legit turning purple. That was the most violent finish we've ever had".
You've missed the "she was legit turning purple (AND SHE WOULDN'T TAP)".
The tapping shit was the most braindead wigger idea ever, I even said before it started, I could see the twins rather get choked out than tap, and we almost had that happen.
Doesn't help that they told him he has to double submit them, which is another retarded ass rule.
FUCK THE WIGGERS!
 
You can rig it so the athletic normie wins without physically choking out two much much weaker autistic women until they cry. No one in the production even wanted to box Drake because he was so much stronger than them and waited til they could fly in an appropriate match for him.
this is actually a good point
ben typically boxes whoever but he wouldnt even box drake
but then the final challenge is twins vs drake in a wrestling match. like wtf
 
I hate to admit it but I enjoy the wigger's vision for fishtank more than I do Sam's. This season hasn't been perfect but I much prefer the goofy silly trolling stuff than actual dark shit like shaving people's head and making them pee their pants.
This aged like a cartoon of milk placed on top of a radiator on high heat (and someone pissed in the milk).
 
Cause according to how the twins operated for the entire season up to the finale they would have won the rugburn and sweat challenges. Also they should have won the trauma dump and spittake challenges.
Drake should have won a few challenges too, when you go back on forth on that you probably find it was always going to end up 18-18
 
Doesn't help that they told him he has to double submit them, which is another retarded ass rule.
In retrospect this deserves way more scrutiny. It forced James to go even harder and possibly have one of the Twins in a hold for a long time
 
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You've missed the "she was legit turning purple (AND SHE WOULDN'T TAP)".
This might be powerlevel but I train grappling extensively and most people that come and try it panic and tap as soon as they get an arm around their neck. Those girls went out there and tried their absolute hardest at the risk of going unconsious or fucking up their necks badly

Put some respect on their names
 
The L is firmly on the wiggers.They were so stuck on Bashir vs Drake finale

Twice production made huge fuck ups shaping their desired end.

First was the candy. They gave Landon 500, Bashir 1000, and the Twins 1300 candy. Landon ended with ~1298, Twins with ~1324, and Bashir with ~1440. We know that the gifted candy was much higher than what was actually given in fishtoys from codeleaks on the website, and this was clearly set up to eliminate Landon. Landon actually hugely overpreformed that challenge, and somehow the Twins actually lost a bunch, or gave a lot more to Bashir than we thought. Bashir probably would of been eliminated had the Twins not done that.

Then Jeopardy. It was clearly set up for Bashir to dominate. I think most of the 500 point questions were set up to be shit he'd know. It felt like it was a very Asia focused set of trivia for two of the categories. I don't think they ever thought Twins would win immunity there. Twins majorly overpreformed in that challenge, like Landon did in candy.

Even then, they had days to prepare for the Twins in the finale, and either they didn't, or they spitefully chose to keep it against them. They thought the Twins getting 20k consolation would make up for that ending and they were very wrong.
 
Drake should have won a few challenges too, when you go back on forth on that you probably find it was always going to end up 18-18
I can't think of any as clear cut as the rugburn/sweat one where Jet literally said "If it was just Bongo you would have won" ie "You would have won if not for this new rule I made up on the spot"
 
I can't prove it because I don't care enough to try but I know some of you fags who were complaining about no Hell House are now complaining that two twin retarded women were choked out by a chad normie.
 
I can't think of any as clear cut as the rugburn/sweat one where Jet literally said "If it was just Bongo you would have won" ie "You would have won if not for this new rule I made up on the spot"
The entire "Fish Bowl" in retrospect is a bit sadistic.
 
Even then, they had days to prepare for the Twins in the finale, and either they didn't, or they spitefully chose to keep it against them.
I can see this happening, Jet just giving up after Bashir fucks up the immunity challenge/after he got eliminated during the melon race
 
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