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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
After it's all said and done. I still liked the season for the Fish. I'm proud of my Twins and they fought to the end even with the odds against them.

As a tribute, my favorite edit/clip of Bongo which is somewhat applicable.
 
Who wants to sign up? Already threw the casting link out.


Maybe if I didn't have a solid job I'd maybe submit but I'd rather be on production. They should be churning out way more videos to market the show, could've used more music that wasn't Suno AI, someone making videos.

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Twins seem fine. Bongo is elated. Bingo seems mopey, as usual. Blane in guard dog mode.

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"You guys could just live here, I could ask my bosses."
 
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It is Homestuck Day or something, so of course, the twins have been given wigs and shirts for the trolls from that comic (I think, I've never read it, just vaguely recognize this) to come hang out with Mints in the bar.
 
Since the start I was torn between wanting Landon or the Twins to win. I was rooting for them but the last ten days or so, you can see it throughout this thread: Bingo dragged the duo down. There were days she just wanted to sleep and was skipping out on activities. I can't remember the exact thing that was going on but Bongo went to get her for something that was challenge related and Bingo waved her off and said she was tired and just went back to sleep. I get it, exhaustion kicks in and when you're hungry, tired, and already weak, it's not easy...but it's a game for $50,000.

Bongo carried her to the finish line. Bingo DID step up today and finally participated but it was evident that everyone was aware of her bringing Bongo down. Jet saying "We're basically done with Bingo" the other night, even if it was a joke, it was clearly a half-truth. Ben giving the speech to them about Bingo being superior, to energize her. All of the pep talks to the twins were about how Bingo needed to step it up. I think those pep-talks go through finally but it was not enough. Bingo, frankly, in the first challenge of the day started by not wanting to do her hair and then not wanting to do her eyebrows. She kept giving in. After one eyebrow she said fine may as well do both. Thats why when she was the first one to start screaming about how unfair the goo wrestling challenge was and crying like a child I didn't feel an ounce of sympathy.

I felt bad for BONGO because she was trying and damn it shes been dragging the weight of her sister since birth it seems (She's said she worked two jobs to take care of Bingo!) but remembered Bam said that second place would get 20k. And you know what, since as a whole contestant they really only gave half effort because Bingo was such a drag, they can have half the grand prize.

And I'm positive thats why the wiggers decided to do the Goo Wrestling in favor of James, knowing he'd win because for fucks sake Bingo doesn't deserve money nearly as much as Bongo.
 
Bullshit my nigga saw 50k and went loaded diaper roid rage on those twins.
That would have been kino but it isn't what happened. Drake just looked uncomfortable the whole time.
He did tell them something like "I'm not going to squeeze too hard" but at that point I think he was so far in he would have choked them for real for real if he need to.
 
everyone liked normie luke while he was on.
Luke isn't a normie he just looks like that on the surface because he trains and cares about his physical appearance. He's an artfag and knows a lot of internet shit. During the RV arc he went on a rant about Burt and likened him to the JoJo stand Soft & Wet which is not something you know if you're a normie considering that part is still 2 parts away from being animated.
 
The Bashtard cope has been fucking rich.

Bashir was elimated fair and square, twice. He compained to production CONSTANTLY, almost every single day. He got mogged by every man in the house and could only physically outplay women (mints is a woman btw), and even then he resorted to splashing irritants in their eyes. He's an insufferable narcisistic loser.

Total muslim death. Total Bashtard suicide.

There will be no camping trip.
 
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