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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
I liked Drake's tagging better than the Twins. Everything I've seen from them makes me think that maybe art shouldn't be their bag unless it's something like how Sam took poor foster child Jet in as an apprentice.
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For some reason lots of people with autism who make art don't improve over time. Including a certain someone that has his own subforum on KF
 
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ratduckowlgymnastics said:
I liked Drake's tagging better than the Twins. Everything I've seen from them makes me think that maybe art shouldn't be their bag unless it's something like how Sam took poor foster child Jet in as an apprentice.
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They draw on computer and paper that doesn't translate into them being good graffiti artists. Hence why their art of JD was very good.
It's like assuming they would be good at clay sculpting, it isn't their preferred art method or tools.
 
Hypercop said:
For some reason lots of people with autism who make art don't improve over time. Including a certain someone that has his own subforum on KF
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If you genuinely believe the retard stickman was a better tag than the autism demons I don't know what the fuck to say to you
 
QRD on Freeloaders this season:
  • Bliccy 10/10 - she's just perfect every time they use her, gets it.
  • Burt 8/10 - Much more tolerable in small doses, he did way better than I expected here.
  • Duany'ay 7/10 - Same as Burt, punched up above expectations for me
  • Alex B 7/10 - "I wish you would". The Hometown Hero.
  • Vimp 6/10 - Really mixed. She obviously came on here to try and get clout for her music, but pretty quickly got in the mud of it all. A lot of moments she was frustrating/worthless in though. Cucking Landon almost made it a 7.
  • Laura 6/10 - It's a 9/10 if she left right after JD ragequit, tanked value a lot after that. Was great in the siege though and probably kept Drake in the game.
  • Suzette 5/10 - Not as bad as it could have been, I appreciate she knew when her bit was tired and fucked off.
  • Head 5/10 - Same honestly.
  • Carolina 3/10 - Nontent but rolled with the jokes. They obviously whiffed on what they hoped this would achieve.
  • Binx 1/10 - Worthless, killed whatever good will she had left with most people I suspect.
  • Diamond 0/10 - I wish you stayed the night.
  • Beth -5/10 - Some paypig's pixie dream girl, just sucked bad. The reason squatters should be kill on sight.
  • Kimmee -9/10 - Please keep IP2 slop away Jet, the reaction to this should have said enough.
  • Mr Naked -10/10 - Lol, lmao even.
I'm glad Jet managed to mend whatever issues the team had with Burt and Alex B here, they both closed out nicely. Frank will be permaseething.
 
Minorityreport said:
Life Sux - James Drake, Yes that James Drake
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Good god, no wonder I couldn't find the lyrics on Google, but it makes sense. Completely forgot Drake wanted to be a musician before he went into acting. Kino edit.

Secondary Secret said:
Season 6 when?
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I want Bloodgames 2 first. From what I've seen of the original Bloodgames, I'm kicking myself for not having seen it live. Too bad we'll most likely get The Jet and Ben Show in their RV first, and possibly forever until it comes time for us to curse the wiggers again on their wild ride.
 
I also want to say I think if they (production) aren't going to press the autistic wall flowers themselves, and then said autistics also are able to befriend the other fish and freeloaders, just don't bring any more of them on if you are then going to arbitrarily say they didn't go through enough or don't deserve it.

It was not Bingo and Bongo's job to seek out conflict. It was to their benefit to pick and choose when to back people and when to pull back. It is production's job to hassle people and if in the future a contestent is too nice for you to do your job, to allow them to grow and adapt, to make the money? Then either don't bring them on in the first place. Or don't show contempt for them because no one organically wants to beat up the two autistic little sisters in the house until you dangle 50k in their face at the end.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Someone explain the Binx hate to me, I won't argue with it just blast me
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I didn't even dislike her in S3 that much, she's just insanely terrible at reading the room in an unfunny way and speaks like a war veteran about challenges she never did anything for. Her performance in both Triathalons (S3 and S5) pretty much sums her up. She was more endearing in S3 because Binx vs Simbal was the root of most of the tension in the house and was a big part in why the FH2 plan failed so badly.
Marche said:
Kimmie is CX you retard
Suzie is full blown Ip2, she even said IP2 always wins multiple times, she lives in what is basically the ip2 streeeamer house and streams with ip2 degenerates.
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Normal people can't tell the difference.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Someone explain the Binx hate to me, I won't argue with it just blast me
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Nontent, egirl bullshit. That's about it. She's really annoying to listen to much the same as any standard egirl. She's not funny, doesn't adapt well to content, and is just kind of a vibe sink.
 
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