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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Irretrievable said:
What were peoples' favourite TTSes of the season? With clips if you have them.

I missed a lot of it; the only 'Hall of Famer' I can recall was the "suicide" one which had Ben cracking up in the confessional with Emma.
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Suck me through my jorts
Benji get off
Hehehe, suicide
and then this classic
 
Alizarin Crimson said:
Despite the rest of the season being more goofy and silly than other seasons, they ended up with the most horrifying finale out of pure laziness. I guess there's something philosophical there.

Having the twins shave their heads is particularly cruel when they knew they have no chance of winning. Letty can blame Jet all she wants but I have no doubts if she made a fuss they would at least not shaved their hair.
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Oh fuck they didnt make the normal ass fit guy they cast wrestle two girls did they? Are Bingo and Bongo fucking dead?
 
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KEK THIS NIGGA STILL DANCING
I couldn't stand this dude when he came back but I grew on him a bit. He'd come out with funny shit sometimes.
 
Irretrievable said:
What were peoples' favourite TTSes of the season? With clips if you have them.
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These are the TTS I found funny while I was clipping.

David Spadem said:
Alex B Monkey TTS
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Great TTS saying they drove to Alex B's fathers grave and pissed on it (He's been on repeat the past hour complaining about TTS going after his father)
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David Spadem said:
Landon gets a TTS and Ben's reaction like "bro, you gonna hit that" to Landon is priceless.
Also more gaslighting from Ben regarding TTS filtering.

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David Spadem said:
I sent this one :story:
Knew it'd get him (Landon)

TTS was telling Landon that Ghost(Politics) community really brought their best with him, called him a faggot and said Ghost stood for Gay Homos Only Streaming Trash. Which Burt took the bait and Landon is pissed.
Burt: "Is that true?"
Landon: "No it's a different community, the Ghost community is the most toxic community online.."
Burt: "Yeah but it said Gay Homos Only Streaming..-"
Landon: "MORON, are you going to believe these fuckin' morons-"
Landon then proceeds to humiliate himself for the remainder of the night. Someone TTS'd that his nickname in the ghost community went from Blackberry to Pink Panther and he visibly looked broken, he idolises Ghost Politics, so any TTS that fucks with GhostPolitics or involves Landon & GhostPolitics is a weak point for him in the final days HE CHOSE to stay for.
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What's the tagline for this season? Season 3 has "It's funny 'til it ain't funny anymore" and Season 4 has "Fuck around and find out."

My choice: "Stay the Hardest"
 
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I'll take this opportunity to lament one last time. It is a shame The Twins didn't win. I feel like they needed it on a spiritual level.

Their life sounds objectively shit with Bingo being an invalid and Bongo having to work multiple jobs to keep them from being evicted. Both of them had a terrible childhood and school experience. They are arrested developmentally. It isn't much of a life.

Compared to James Drake who is obviously socially adept, put together enough to have been married, take care of children and run his own production company.

Hopefully making it to the finale and winning 20k is enough to propel them a bit further in life, not just in a sense of temporary financial security but emotionally in confidence too.
 
6.5/10 season, maybe 7 if there was a better ending, not as many "peaks" as other seasons but not that much to complain about that wasn't already a problem in previous season. Pretty much a "tamer" season 2, but like season 2, it didn't have an overall narrative that played out.

The actual peak of the season (nobody watches fishtank for the ending) was the introduction of Burt into the goo room all leading up to the siege from the rest of the house breaking down the door, and then later the fight between Bashir and James Drake, cementing their rivalry.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
>Letty wanted the Twins and Drake to wear Homestuck costumes on 4/13
Hold up, her writing is fire???
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The twins would obviously be the twin cherubs. Drake would make a mean Equius.

Get Bash to be Dirk, get Bam to be Gamzee and they could have created Lord English (It's just Sam in green face paint)
 
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