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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
James Drake fucking deserved to win.
From a normal fag who did not know shit about FT to a guy who accepted the chaos of it all.

Its like seeing ungoyification in real time.
 
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does anyone have the clip where drake tells burt to shut up? i missed it when i was watching drake strangle 2 women
 
Raskolnikov's Pillow said:
I'll take this opportunity to lament one last time. It is a shame The Twins didn't win. I feel like they needed it on a spiritual level.

Their life sounds objectively shit with Bingo being an invalid and Bongo having to work multiple jobs to keep them from being evicted. Both of them had a terrible childhood and school experience. They are arrested developmentally. It isn't much of a life.

Compared to James Drake who is obviously socially adept, put together enough to have been married, take care of children and run his own production company.

Hopefully making it to the finale and winning 20k is enough to propel them a bit further in life, not just in a sense of temporary financial security but emotionally in confidence too.
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They'll be fine when they find men to subsidize their lives. I'll volunteer for Bingo.
 
People pretending like James did anything besides "stay the hardest" and kick a few doors.
He didnt even get a theme song for fuck sake, even JD got two.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
My final Bingo(Bongo) card.
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Irretrievable said:
What were peoples' favourite TTSes of the season? With clips if you have them.

I missed a lot of it; the only 'Hall of Famer' I can recall was the "suicide" one which had Ben cracking up in the confessional with Emma.
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EAT MY ASS
EAT. MY. BLACK. ASS.
NOT JUST EAT IT
TONGUE PUNCH MY FARTBOX
SUCK ME
SUCK ME THROUGH MY JORTS
SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!
Rungle said:
James Drake fucking deserved to win.
From a normal fag who did not know shit about FT to a guy who accepted the chaos of it all.

Its like seeing ungoyification in real time.
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refused to say nigga
 
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Marche said:
People pretending like James did anything besides "stay the hardest" and kick a few doors.
He didnt even get a theme song for fuck sake, even JD got two.
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I mean if you piss and shit yourself almost instantly on command in a challenge I feel like thats deserving of some props.
 
Fucked, dark ending. Didn't like it one bit. James making the racist sentence challenge anti-white should've cost him. He also had no punishment for being longhoused for the first few weeks and got an easy elimination against emma.
Drake is everything wrong with acting, will engage in scatological and unhinged violent shit, won't say nigger or decry zionism, a good show would've fucked with him for it.
 
After I had time to mull over how this season ends, seem like both Drake and The Twins had a fitting ending according to their characters and how they carry themselves throughout the season. Do I think the wiggers can make a better ending for them? Absolutely, they didn't deserve to go through that scuffed final challenge to get the 50k. If they weren't so lazy and stupid, they could make a good ending by changing the last challenge to be in favor of both sides so all of them can have a chance to win. They were pretty neck and neck after all but we did get the bad ending so I'm just gonna seethe and cope silently.

For me Drake really embodies the story of an actor who got his big break. At the start of the season, he didn't really stick out a lot. He's not making any enemy and just watch in the sidelines when conflicts arose. Just like his acting career, towing the line with other people, barely making a dent in term of notability. But slowly, he gained people trust, become more popular, and caught the attention of people who have plans for him. And when the chance comes, he bites. Without any hesitation, he degrade himself by peeing and shitting in front of thousand of viewers. Moral be damned, he will take that 50k even if he has to choke two autistic girls while covered in goo for it. Just like in Hollywood, behind all those glitz and glamour there always will be some undesirable backroom favors made by (((production))) that he has to do so he can stay the hardest, the difference is, we get to see it live. Drake was able to do all of those without breaking the one single most important tenet in modern Hollywood which is not saying nigger.

Twins were an afterthought, they were brought into the tank because of one contestant got too drunk and accidently reveal that she's gonna be on Fishtank. They weren't supposed to be in S5 but some of us love them anyway and ended up rooting for them both. Through effort, perseverance, and people goodwill they prove themselves to us that they belong in S5 but like I said they were an afterthought, wiggers weren't thinking that they were able to last so long and be in the second place with Drake. Nevertheless, they decide to take the gloves off for The Twins and as we expected they lose. Twins learned life is like being manhandled by jacked dude covered in goo, it isn't fair. Even though life isn't fair, they are fortunate enough to be with each other.

I know people say Bingo isn't pulling enough weight to help her sister but I think if Bingo wasn't there to remind Bongo to stay sober, Bongo would self-eliminate herself from the show. If Bingo wasn't there doing the fishbowl finale with Bongo, the score might be not be as close as it was. The important thing is, Bingo tried and I hope she continue to do so after this. They each got their own strengths and weaknesses but they do compliment each other very well. I know some of you twincel might not see this as a win, but I think this is a win for them and I hope they can see it as a win too. I hope they can be proud of themselves knowing that they could last so long by being together and with their blood, sweat, and tears, they were able to prove us that they belong in S5, belong in the second place, and deserve that 20k.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
Burt did a good job making goo i don't know what the fuck they thought one guy hand mixing goo for days would be able to output without help from others.
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i dont think burt actually made any goo the whole time he was there lol
maybe i missed it though

Kitty Cat Man said:
Fucked, dark ending. Didn't like it one bit. James making the racist sentence challenge anti-white should've cost him. He also had no punishment for being longhoused for the first few weeks and got an easy elimination against emma.
Drake is everything wrong with acting, will engage in scatological and unhinged violent shit, won't say nigger or decry zionism, a good show would've fucked with him for it.
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yeah this was wild to me
he cant be even sort of edgy racist but has no problem choking out two retarded little girls
some priorities you got there.
 
I'm gonna sound insane but I'm glad that final challenge went 'okay'. I really expected to hear a loud snap or a scream from the twins because James slipped in the goo, but thankfully everyone was relatively unharmed at the end. Jet is a retard but Drake did well.
 
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