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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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This is actually extremely true. I had it director cam 95% of the time and the Twins would just be completely absent and I only knew what was going on with them because I'd refresh on here and see that they were in their own little world doing wholesome chungus shit. Not saying its their fault or whatever, just an interesting observation. The twins were basically just zany side characters who popped in sometimes but mostly slept on the couch while things were actually happening to me.
 
Here's a clip that was posted in chat but I didn't catch in the thread (I might have missed it) of Drake apologizing to the twins and hugging it out after the finale. This appears to have happened during Shit Wars when Burt had the pee spray bottle, I figure most people missed it because we were camping director for that moment. I don't think this will do anything for public opinion but I'm leaving it here for the historical record:
 
Smecker said:
First she has to box Letty to regain the izzat lost from Letty calling her fat.
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A wolf does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep. Especially not a wolf whose butthole is not on the internet.

Smecker said:
(I also have a vague memory of Bashir telling Landon that he basically already has some sort of cope-girlfriend during the Vimp incident)
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If God wills it, it will be.
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This thread has been more than gracious to a tank newbie like me already. I cannot thank you fags enough. Genuinely, God bless you retards, truly.

Total Bashir Love.
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For those newbies ITT who need something to wean themselves off of the season, I recommend the Bloodgames fan edit:
In the summer of 2024, "Season 2.5" AKA Vampire Bloodgames was held for 2 weeks on the S3 house property, which included several acres of New England woodlands. This was a 24/7 scuffed LARP that was recorded and streamed Fishtank style with TTS etc. 6 "main characters" comprised of former fish and freeloaders from seasons 1 and 2 worked together to both endure the silliness and help Xavier Ravenblood (played by Jan Rankowski, aka :jaceknife:) stop the Duke (played by Sam Hyde) from performing the Blood Moon ritual to become immortal.

Fans widely regard Bloodgames as one of Fishtank's best productions, with many considering it better than even the core seasons. The character of Xavier Ravenblood, and Jan's acting skills and interaction with the fish in particular, was singled out for praise. This fan edit is pretty good and IIRC the guy who made it was hired by the wiggers to make the official edit. Here is the trailer for the BG edit which was first shown in S4 and has showed up in ad breaks on S5 as well:
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
Let's not rewrite history. They're 26.
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SHE'S 26 YOU SICK FUCK
S.C.U.D. said:
For those newbies ITT who need something to wean themselves off of the season, I recommend the Bloodgames fan edit:
In the summer of 2024, "Season 2.5" AKA Vampire Bloodgames was held for 2 weeks on the S3 house property, which included several acres of New England woodlands. This was a 24/7 scuffed LARP that was recorded and streamed Fishtank style with TTS etc. 6 "main characters" comprised of former fish and freeloaders from seasons 1 and 2 worked together to both endure the silliness and help Xavier Ravenblood (played by Jan Rankowski, aka :jaceknife:) stop the Duke (played by Sam Hyde) from performing the Blood Moon ritual to become immortal.

Fans widely regard Bloodgames as one of Fishtank's best productions, with many considering it better than even the core seasons. The character of Xavier Ravenblood, and Jan's acting skills and interaction with the fish in particular, was singled out for praise. This fan edit is pretty good and IIRC the guy who made it was hired by the wiggers to make the official edit. Here is the trailer for the BG edit which was first shown in S4 and has showed up in ad breaks on S5 as well:
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@Minorityreport You wanted that Bloodgames edit, right? That's the one. Also yeah, if they do a Bloodgames 2 (and production sounded pretty determined about this), Bashir is a must. I would've said Landon too before he came back, but I feel like he'd just throw a bitchfit.
 
Anyways,

Since they're looking for idea for mini events, its like the easiest layup ever to get everyone back from season 4 and run it back for a week or so to get a real winner. You don't even have to give them 50k since they already divided up the money, just do it for the title.
 
I rated this season 3/4. It was addictive, but did not have a solid arc like with TJ. Most of the freeloaders were great; Laura, Blaine, and Danye understood the assignment. Laura was one of the best freeloaders in years; she meddled but not too much, allowing characters to have some semblance of a story. Drake was a great normie, though and did go the hardest. The watermelon golf was intense. You can tell he hated every minute of the wrestling; his apology to the twins was sincere. Burt, sadly schitzo was a great guest, I am so glad he got his winnings.

Highs;
Twins finding themselves and their own identities.
Drake going the hardest.
Landon finding himself, I think initially production really wanted him to be a TJ 2.0, to an extent, he was, he was entertaining regardless.
Candy collecting arc
Most plant matter arc
Watermelon golf
JD getting doxxed arc
 
Meiwaku said:
A wolf does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep. Especially not a wolf whose butthole is not on the internet.


If God wills it, it will be.
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.
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This thread has been more than gracious to a tank newbie like me already. I cannot thank you fags enough. Genuinely, God bless you retards, truly.

Total Bashir Love.
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Your simping for Bashir was the worst thing about this thread this season while the second worst was the absolute faggot who shouted out KF multiple times in TTS while, you guessed it, simping for Bashir. What a coincidence!
 
Watching the goo wrestling again, and yeah I can definitely see James Drake doing the same to two Mexican sex slaves in an underground Hollywood blood fountain for his initiation rite. What a star!
 
Tony Martin's Force Ghost said:
but did not have a solid arc like with TJ
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It did, Landon was repeatedly manipulated and shit-tested by the foids, and instead of locking in and becoming The Tiger he crashed out and became The Raped.

Landon came in the tank a shy, reserved kissless virgin, got dominated and gaslit and raped by evil e-girls, didn't resist any of it, and ended up getting his first kiss with the autistic fan-favorite who immediately said it was gross.
A humiliating and brutal warning against the dangers of being a sensitive young man in a sick, epsteinified society.
 
Now that the dust has settled, why did James Drake's girlfriend feel the need to clarify on twitter that she does NOT have two little nigger babies?
 
S.C.U.D. said:
For those newbies ITT who need something to wean themselves off of the season, I recommend the Bloodgames fan edit:
In the summer of 2024, "Season 2.5" AKA Vampire Bloodgames was held for 2 weeks on the S3 house property, which included several acres of New England woodlands. This was a 24/7 scuffed LARP that was recorded and streamed Fishtank style with TTS etc. 6 "main characters" comprised of former fish and freeloaders from seasons 1 and 2 worked together to both endure the silliness and help Xavier Ravenblood (played by Jan Rankowski, aka :jaceknife:) stop the Duke (played by Sam Hyde) from performing the Blood Moon ritual to become immortal.

Fans widely regard Bloodgames as one of Fishtank's best productions, with many considering it better than even the core seasons. The character of Xavier Ravenblood, and Jan's acting skills and interaction with the fish in particular, was singled out for praise. This fan edit is pretty good and IIRC the guy who made it was hired by the wiggers to make the official edit. Here is the trailer for the BG edit which was first shown in S4 and has showed up in ad breaks on S5 as well:
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A friend showed me blood games and its how I got into FishTank. I hope to god James, twins and Bash are in the next one.
 
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