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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aquafag said:
I honestly don't get why so many are so infatuated with childlike women. It comes off as creepy to me, personally. I'm not sure entirely if the twins truly deserved 2nd place, considering they were quirk chungus and coddled all season long. I don't think they deserved to be choked out by a roid rage gymbro, but I do think they needed a wake up call. I think I would have prefered the twins go home in the candy challenge. The paypigs were the ones that wanted them to stay. We could have gotten a Landon Bashir Drake final 3, but noooOOOOooooo...
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wait you think people are attracted to the twins?
 
Smegward said:
wait you think people are attracted to the twins?
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Depends how you define attracted. I think plenty on the FTL website have absolutely favored them. Whether the attraction is simply "cute quirk chungus awww" or something weirdly sexual. Bumbling around the house in ketchup and mustard costumes while drawing pictures of dinosaurs isn't how I would define attractive, but apparently it's enough to inspire coddling from production, the other fish, the freeloaders, and the website paypigs.
 
Obviously there will always be guys who want to fuck a woman regardless of how she acts, how she looks, etc but I don't think most twin fans want to fuck them, unlike Josie where most of her fans would.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
half of any of the 4chan threads was freaks trying to screenshot them in compromising positions. i assume they're all guys like Mr. Naked.
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/ftl/ has always been a cesspool of gooners and weirdo simps which is why it was banished to /bant/ and then /trash/ for a time. I'm convinced the only reason it's allowed on /tv/, despite their strict "no e-celeb" rule, is that production pays jannys to let it stay on the board.
 
Hennimore said:
/ftl/ has always been a cesspool of gooners and weirdo simps which is why it was banished to /bant/ and then /trash/ for a time.
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I guarantee you /ftl/ was not banished to /bant/ or /trash/ due to people being weirdos or gooners, /tv/ itself has always been one of the most gooner boards on the site including when it comes to teens/kids.
They just don't want it on /tv/ during off seasons cause it turns into a circlejerk of thread personalities and the rest of the users on the board hate e-celeb shit so its a compromise.
 
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mer569 said:
Bashtards vs Twintards fighting for the top parasocial fish of S5.
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twins, hard-carried by bingo being averse to perverted shit will just be very pragmatic and try to launch an art career from this. they may succeed, they will definitely get a mewgenics cat.
bashir will become a twitter shitposter and probably get his PhD funded since bliccy will introduce him to Thiel's Dimes Square fed-squad
JDrake will make a twitter account and apologize for being toxic and too masculine, reddit will venerate him as the hero that made fishtank normie-friendly, he will crash out on twitter at some point
Landon will become Ghost's Engineer and get paid $2k a month to grunt into a microphone - if he streams IP2 will convince him to do fire sales, and he will be dead by 35.
 
cryokeen was posting videos of him jacking off to the twins last night. Apeture is an open fan of them. Aryeh has said he's attracted to them and wants to take them on a date. These are the types of freaks the girls are going to have to deal with from here on out. Jet was barely even joking when he said the objective now is to survive.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Morbidly curious to see how they even begin to clean this flophouse up.
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The only sensible way is to start by clearing shit. All the goo, lids, trash, ruined mattresses etc. All doors are opened to relive the stale air. Every single carpet has to be removed and thrown outside. Then you clean, and repaint the walls, replacing drywall where needed. You send in carpenters to sand and oil the floors if the damage is superficial. Plumbers go in to fix the mess there. Then you do a deep clean of every furniture and surface in the house. You remove all of the cams wiring etc. You restore the rooms to their pre-renovated state furniture etc wise. At the end of all that the wiggers get a nice bill for the damages, and labor costs for everything they can’t do themselves.


Suffah Jet and Ben.
 
Halloween23 said:
cryokeen was posting videos of him jacking off to the twins last night. Apeture is an open fan of them. Aryeh has said he's attracted to them and wants to take them on a date. These are the types of freaks the girls are going to have to deal with from here on out. Jet was barely even joking when he said the objective now is to survive.
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All of those people would have received capital punishment long ago in a just society
 
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