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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I mostly lurk but here's a gay thematic observation:

Before the season started, when screening auditions, Jet and Ben kept saying they didn't want to do poopshow anymore, but I think this season might have been the most peepeepoopoo centric ever. The casting (Bash/Drake mainly) gave them a viable way to not do it this season, and they even said early on they would avoid the piss and shit flinging to coddle Drake. This came to a head during the fort Drake siege where Bash sperged about the show hitting a critical mass with peepeepoopoo tank, and production basically admitting it by making Landon clean instead. Basically the wiggers are retarded and just let it happen anyway, eventually endorsing it and then capping the season off with nigger shit wars... Landon's nukes were funny conceptually, and #shitfordrake was too, but once it starts actually flying the shows just over. Literally the last frame on director cam was Burt's head covered in shit...

Ultimately, wiggers gonna wig and thats part of being an artist guy and advancing the culture I guess. I find Ben and Jet fun at the end of the day regardless.

Also, Bash GOATed fish because he somehow superpositioned between creating friendtank and being the centerpiece and escalator of basically all conflict the whole season.
 
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StimulatedOrb said:
I dont think a woman will ever win, and thats down to Josie. Maybe a tad too far, but I mostly agree with that. As much as Drake could be a nontent queen himself, not even Emma is as bad as Josie.
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Binx had a good shot at winning season 3 if she hadn't fumbled famous house 2 so bad. Once she fingered that girl it was all over for her.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Didn't she have a past with drug abuse? She was not going to invest that shit lmao.
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She's a stripper bro they get paid to snort lmao, she wouldn't need to actually spend on that shit.

She outlined to Sam explicit details on her mortgage timeline and what repayments looked like, and how the $50k would factor into it.
 
crb said:
That fake Danhausen guy is for sure in a list or something. Alarming does not really define it.
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Fully agree, but atleast he said that they shouldnt trust random online people
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The Man With No Name said:
Direnc was the most competitive female fish they ever had and she was wasted on S4, same with Freddie. And now because they're on the same season with untouchable freaks like Aryeh, they also didn't get an invite back.
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either one of them would have destroyed and humiliated james drake. especially freddy, who would mentally project his own negative qualities onto Drake, seethe, and end up cheap-shotting him or something.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Needing to bring Letty in to try and take her down a peg was extremely telling. She more than likely didn't get an invite back because Australia is fucking expensive, the application forms for future content say US only for a reason.
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Letty was out of her depth. She was no match for the Warboss.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
either one of them would have destroyed and humiliated james drake. especially freddy, who would mentally project his own negative qualities onto Drake, seethe, and end up cheap-shotting him or something.
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Direnc with her witch powers is definitely somebody I'd say is a contender in any season. Freddy is a coward and a caricature of everything people don't like about Drake. Give him three cheapshots in a row I don't think it'll matter.
 
Egress said:
i didn't follow him after season 4 ended, did he like nosedive or what? i remember him being a cravenous sperg with a freaky head
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Started on Season 4 when he chimped out because he thought some kiddy cartoon artist hated him. He then just started leaqing his power level everywhere and that upped tenfold post-tank. All season he's been saying weird shit about the Twins too.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Their performance during the season is irrelevant, no female contestant was going to win this season no matter what. The goo wrestling was the chosen finale before the season even launched, everyone seems to be forgetting that the steel tables and components for the goo were in the room the entire time. The most physically fit fish was always destined to win this season and the wiggers knew during casting that it was James Drake by a huge margin.
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It's more likely the goo room was meant to be a job to earn money for the market with, and then served no purpose because the market was looted before the goo room opened.

Though, even if the goo wrestling was always the final challenge, it doesn't bar women from winning. Josie had the same final challenge and won because the other final fish was a smaller woman. If the final challenge is wrestling, the weakest fish has no chance to win, and all other fish need to prioritize eliminating the physically strongest fish and protecting the weakest.
 
Egress said:
i didn't follow him after season 4 ended, did he like nosedive or what? i remember him being a cravenous sperg with a freaky head
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He was good during the season until the second week, then got cringe, then got revealed as a big doughy fag who is literally gay for Ricky Berwick.
After the season he tried to be a debatelord on twitter and just kept posting unfathomable coal. Now he's perving on the twins.

He also streamed with Frank and Burt and did gay shit with Burt, then in a later stream pulled up on Frank with a bunch of minors he'd met in a park - posted coal irl the whole time. Dude is fucked, dark.
 
I didn't watch anything this season but i still feel like i should say that BingoBongo should have won.
 
Minorityreport said:
Fully agree, but atleast he said that they shouldnt trust random online people
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"At least", but I do have a feeling solely based on this obsession that he is the kind of dude that would just pop in and say "HEEEEY... it's me, very evil, very nice! I'm not a stranger RIGHT?".

Also, to add to my previous post, there were people here, in the farms, posting lewd AI edits of the twins (before told to fuck off) so... definitely a fuckton of weird people. Sure, they are adults, but they are extremely infantilized in most aspects in my eyes.
 
I'm pissed. Every fucking time I watch, my favorite fish loses. The ONE TIME I refuse to watch a season seriously, and the fish I haphazardly pick as my favorite at the start actually wins. This goes to show that you should never ever skip a Fishtank season. It will not happen again.
 
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