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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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A spray bottle of Burt's piss sits aside a halved watermelon, the door to the tank open as sunlight streams in.
Almost everyone has left. Wonder what the post-season content will end up like.

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Minorityreport said:
Fully agree, but atleast he said that they shouldnt trust random online people
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I'm sure he of course excludes himself from that group. Have there been creepier messages and TTS in prior seasons? Maybe I just dont remember it but there were alot toward the twins that made me pretty uncomfortable. I think for Josie and others in past seasons there was more effort to filter though there were bad ones then too
 
Mints was in the kitchen briefly and stated - there will be stuff going on later tonight, he did not give a time, hes compiling all the copyrighted and non-copyrighted onto separate files/drives and will release those today sometime soon, TTS prices dropping.

Wes also stated he will be giving Landon boxing lessons.
 
John Kiwi said:
Have there been creepier messages and TTS in prior seasons?
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The Ellie guy from last season was creepier imo. S3 didn't really have any except the Binx super orbiter. Didnt watch S1&2 live a lot so i dont know

EDIT: S2 had that guy that liked Tayleigh, but he was more of a force on discord than on TTS i think
 
Lonjil said:
If possible send it my way. I will keep seeding as long as I am able :)
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Manget
I'll probably have a better one later, but it should have the same file structure. Again, not a disciplined archive, just whatever recordings I happened to grab along with screenshots/clips I sent to/got from my friend. Lot of videos of empty rooms I recorded just in case while I slept.

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Unwired Clutter said:
Manget
I'll probably have a better one later, but it should have the same file structure. Again, not a disciplined archive, just whatever recordings I happened to grab along with screenshots/clips I sent to/got from my friend. Lot of videos of empty rooms I recorded just in case while I slept.

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I'll get to seeding tonight.
I plan on downloading every kick vod tonight to archive it. I'll post here when I complete that task :)
 
Minorityreport said:
The Ellie guy from last season was creepier imo. S3 didn't really have any except the Binx super orbiter. Didnt watch S1&2 live a lot so i dont know

EDIT: S2 had that guy that liked Tayleigh, but he was more of a force on discord than on TTS i think
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I don't know about specific orbiters but Josie spent most of the Season sequestered in whichever room was empty religiously responding to TTS while playing with childrens toys or pacing around with her fidget spinner. Letty was still ugly back then too.
 
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Fish/freeloaders of season 5 ranked
Bliccy 10/10 - All time great freeloader, good bits that she never overdoes
Bashir 9/10 - I never wanted him to win but I can't deny that he was the main character of this season
James Drake 9/10 - Watching him go from total normie to brutally choking out two autists was unironically great
Burt 9/10 - He was much better this season but he's still a evil freak. Always content when you look at whatever camera he is on
Twins 8/10 - Very high highs but also very low lows. Tons of nontent sleeping hours but they were always a good vibe reset
Laura 8/10 - Love or hate her, Laura was content especially in the first half of the show
Antara 7/10 - Didn't bring any real content to the tank but kept the vibes good
Blane 7/10 - Very enteraining and did a good job as the twins muscle but he showed som signs of becoming annoying when he came back
Landon 7/10 - Would be higher if he didn't come back. I enjoyed watching him grow as a person and then he threw it all away for some pussy he didn't even get
Duany'ay 6/10 - Annoying faggot like always but he had some moments of giving actual good advice and wasn't afraid of calling out Burt for being a freak
Vimp - 6/10 - Good filler character. She was actually really good as Bashir's helper during room wars and her presence gave us content from Landon
Suzie 5/10 - This little niglet was actually pretty funny when she wasn't being a degenerate sex pest
Anissa 5/10 - Boring and nontent for most of her time on the show and when she finally started doing something interesting she wanted to quit the show one day later
Head 5/10 - Entertaining at first but his bits started to get stale pretty fast, I think leaving the show early did him a favor
Alex B 5/10 - So fucking annoying and never shuts up but that's also part of his charm. He also gives the best reactions of any fish/freeloader ever
JD 4/10 - Very annoying and nontent, getting hassled by Laura was a all time great fishtank moment and puts him above everyone below him though
Beth 3/10 - TikTok humor personified but she was 100% content her entire short stay in the tank
Vicky 3/10 - Her junkie withdrawals were funny at first and then it was just crying for the rest of her stay. Kratom queen
Emma 2/10 - She stayed pretty long and still managed to do nothing the entire show. She gets points for being used as a prop by the other fish
Bezo 1/10 - Acted like he was gonna fuck with everyone in the tank only to pour a little water on Vicky and quit on the second day
Carolina 1/10 - Didn't really do anything but she was good looking so I'll put her above the other nontent bitches
Binx 1/10 - Did nothing other than being annoying. Gets one point for bringing Vimp on the show
Diamond 1/10 - Left after 20 min but gets a point because her leaving was funny
Kimmee 0/10 - Why was this bitch even on the show?
Mr. Naked 0/10 - Actual pedophile

Definitely one of the better casts but not as good as everyone says, the final four fish carried hard in my opinion
 
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