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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
John Kiwi said:
They seem to get lucky alot. Every season there's something that happens due to a fluke or accident that turns out to make the season overall much better. S1 camping challenge, Simmons arc, Simon replacing him. All some of my favorite moments. S2 had Summer going batshit insane and us getting swamp magic. I'm sure there are many more
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Drake was supposed to be on S3, but postponing it made it so he couldnt do it. He was replaced with Burt.

Thats an upgrade like no other. Although pretty much anyone is going to lose against Burt, man is a content machine.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
Drake was supposed to be on S3, but postponing it made it so he couldnt do it. He was replaced with Burt.

Thats an upgrade like no other. Although pretty much anyone is going to lose against Burt, man is a content machine.
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Burt knows how to react with the audience. A skill that is lacking for most fish and freeloaders. And there is a big difference between reacting TO and reacting WITH. Landon is a prime example of always reacting to the audience instead of with.
 
joker jimmy said:
Mints lore from confessional: Mints wrote all of the “gay shit that shows up in the text box” before you type and also most of the global missions. He was a moderator on some other project and got switched over to Fishtank once it started. He started his transition in 2023 and has been on testosterone for three years. He tried taking the Ozempic pill but gained weight because he thought “I can just let the pills do it”. He’s now on the shot lol.
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Did Mints actually admit to being a pooner or am I autistic and that's a bit? That monster's body has confused me all season.
It would explain all the bitchy feminine behavior.
 
Lonjil said:
Ah okay, that makes sense thank you. I will hunt down the first couple days :)
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That YT channel said he will have everything from Kick uploaded from day 6 onwards. Are the first 5 days still on YouTube? Live broadcasts don't expire on there but I'm wondering if they nuked them or something.
 
SneakEnergy said:
That YT channel said he will have everything from Kick uploaded from day 6 onwards. Are the first 5 days still on YouTube? Live broadcasts don't expire on there but I'm wondering if they nuked them or something.
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Days 1, 2, 4, 5 are on youtube. No idea where day 3 went/is. There are some other archive channels floating around so I will grab from them if need be.
 
reminder that jet and ben were both too scared to fight drake themselves
and yet they still planned (for at least a week supposedly, probably longer) to have the finale be a fish fighting drake
and it doesnt even matter that it was planned to be bashir, as drake had already fought him on at least one occasion and won easily
basically, there was no possible outcome to the show that wasnt drake winning
this is after jet talking a bunch about how they wanted to make things more fair or whatever on basement streams all season.

great job jet
 
CH4TT3R said:
Man, this was a good season. Ending was awful though, don't think anyone will disagree, enjoyed spending my time watching it with you guys as well. used to just go on the FTL threads, but they are fucking awful, mostly just people marking posts and constantly bitching.
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after i heard they're facing eviction i really wanted twins to win the 50k
but on paper a man giving up his morals by pissing and shitting himself in front of ~10 people and ultimately putting two autistic women (one of them under 100lbs) in a chokehold just for 50k sounds kino as fuck, too bad none of the cast members will ever think of seeing it this way
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Insane if true, but I hate the airing of grievances shit from people who were perfectly fine with this stuff until they got fired. This dude kept missing deadlines because he was too busy putting his dick in Josie and talking about K-Pop, it's the same shit as when Don Jolly sperged on 8chan and /tv/ for years after Sam sacked him for being behind by months on MDE shit.

I believe it though, lines up with the stories about how Bezo gave control of the Fishtank discord to Jet in exchange for being allowed on.
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And also not to defend the wiggers, but a brand owning/controlling the primary social media venues that are associated with it is extremely common practice.
 
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Jet cleaned for like 30 seconds in the dorm while the Landon song played
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Jet and Ben cleaning in bar while Landon's song plays, Ben's street clothes crack me up
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EDIT: I can't believe he's wearing this outfit unironically
 
Rango Dango said:
too bad none of the cast members will ever think of seeing it this way
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Twins literally told him right after in Marketplace he stayed the Hardest and hugged him, think they all figured that one out in 30 minutes and everyone was cool with it. Insane shock factor at the time though for sure.
 
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