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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I will say seeing Bingo and Bongo in very good spirits the day after has helped release some of the post finale negativity I was feeling.
I still think Jet is an asshole for making that the send off for both James Drake and the Twins. But them taking it on the chin and having no negativity proves they are more resiliant than people give them credit for.

Granted it could be different if they weren't 20k richer, but I consider that hazard pay for that ending.
 
Duanye has hooked Burt up with Drake's smelly shoes.
Burt is in silent bliss.


Really wonder how much of what we saw during the goo-wrestling was the real Burt.
Or did he read the room and thought the funniest thing to do was celebrate violence against the twins?
We may never know.
 
Minorityreport said:
Duanye has hooked Burt up with Drake's smelly shoes.
Burt is in silent bliss.

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Really wonder how much of what we saw during the goo-wrestling was the real Burt.
Or did he read the room and thought the funniest thing to do was celebrate violence against the twins?
We may never know.
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I get that this is a character to a certain extend but come the fuck on how is this nigga real.
 
Dorm is hanging out.
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Tay from S2 talked about how she felt after seeing the end of S5. This was before The Twins came back and showed that they were in good spirit. Still a huge fuck up for the wigger here.
 
Nice to see Jet continuing the tradition of speaking, after the season is over, like he learned a ton of things only to forget it all and repeat the same process he always does once next season starts. For those of you that are new and this is your first season, don't let Jet get your hopes up. He has a track record of talking a big game once everything is said and done, you can expect more of what you got this season when next season roles around, for better or worse. It will be another guaranteed fly by night operation with slightly thought out pre-planned bits that will end up sucking because it won't go the exact, specific way the wiggers planned for it too.
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Tay from S2 talked about how she felt after seeing the end of S5. This was before The Twins came back and showed that they were in good spirit. Still a huge fuck up for the wigger here.
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She's my favorite fish of all time and she's the only one I watch streams of outside of the tank. 2 but she is completely mindfucked when it comes to fishtank stuff. She used to defend everything that happened period but now it seems like she thinks Sam Hyde was a good guy who dindu nuffin while it was only the two wiggers who screwed her out of winning so she's always salty at them no matter what they do. For instance she spent all season saying it was gay that no one is ever put through the ringer like the s2 fish were, and then she gets offended when actually fucked up stuff happens like Landon getting beat up by Ben and James Drake choking out the twins.

I also think it's hurt her feelings a bit that they've brought back all of the other people they screwed over like Vance, Letty, Binx, and Burt but they can't even be assed to give her free tokens on the site.
 
Imagine if instead of this off season shit basically no one will watch they put that time into coming up with and fleshing out bits and concepts for the next season so that they can keep it interesting for a full forty days.
 
James Drake may have entered the tank as a normie chad, but it transformed him into a complete and utter wigger.

Or maybe he was just a wigger all along?
 
Not sure if this was shared among the post Tank reactions. But apparently this was Bingo an hour after the finale, she gets cut off but said she was obviously very upset at first but is proud of all they accomplished.
So yeah I'd say this is accurate to what both Twins said about "getting upset fast at things but getting over them very fast too." Though I feel her initial anger was completely justified.
Big W for both girls. They are much bigger people than I would be.
 
I think James never once mentioned what he was going to do with the money so I'm just going to assume he comes from a rich family and is going to waste the entire 50k on a watch just like in the JD ending Jet wanted.
 
PhoneCharger said:
Imagine if instead of this off season shit basically no one will watch they put that time into coming up with and fleshing out bits and concepts for the next season so that they can keep it interesting for a full forty days.
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Neither works. Other people will confirm, Jet and the wiggers are retarded and they simply reset their brain for the next season. They always talk and plan a lot of shit just for the same ride over again.


Halloween23 said:
I think James never once mentioned what he was going to do with the money so I'm just going to assume he comes from a rich family and is going to waste the entire 50k on a watch just like in the JD ending Jet wanted.
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He did, kinda. He said he has a big support network with his family and wants to help them a bit and also inject some money into his production stuff.
 
Halloween23 said:
She's my favorite fish of all time and she's the only one I watch streams of outside of the tank. 2 but she is completely mindfucked when it comes to fishtank stuff. She used to defend everything that happened period but now it seems like she thinks Sam Hyde was a good guy who dindu nuffin while it was only the two wiggers who screwed her out of winning so she's always salty at them no matter what they do. For instance she spent all season saying it was gay that no one is ever put through the ringer like the s2 fish were, and then she gets offended when actually fucked up stuff happens like Landon getting beat up by Ben and James Drake choking out the twins.

I also think it's hurt her feelings a bit that they've brought back all of the other people they screwed over like Vance, Letty, Binx, and Burt but they can't even be assed to give her free tokens on the site.
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She's not the only one, a lot of people who were crying for Hell House seem to have suddenly found their morals once it was the Twins in the crossfire. The comparison I made early this season between Fishtank viewers and wrestling viewers rings even more true now in my opinion, the viewers are incredibly fickle and have no idea what they actually want until it's given to them.

Above all keeping a consistent tone and theme should be the focus because at least that way people know what to expect on a day to day basis.
 
Hennimore said:
She's not the only one, a lot of people who were crying for Hell House seem to have suddenly found their morals once it was the Twins in the crossfire. The comparison I made early this season between Fishtank viewers and wrestling viewers rings even more true now in my opinion, the viewers are incredibly fickle and have no idea what they actually want until it's given to them.
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The issue with Hellhousers is that it's a very wide net term. Hellhouse can be TTS spamming them with nails on a chalkboard while they're trying to sleep or stealing their beds. Then there's also Hellhousers who think it's complete coddletank pussyshit unless they're making them shave their heads and shit themselves and get sexually harassed. If you ever went into PPV chat during this season it was nonstop cries that the season is dogshit and everyone is coddled because they didn't make them walk over burning coals and have Frank there to grope the women.
I think the only thing that the Wiggers have ever said that is completely true is that no matter what they do they will never please every fan.
 
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